Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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once in English I turned in an assignment that we had to sign for some reason, got an 80. the girl next to me turned in the same assignment with the same answers and everything and got a 90.
apparently my signature was illegible or some shit??
[editline]23rd July 2012[/editline]
other than that I can't remember getting in trouble for something I didn't actually deserve
cept maybe the time I was "hanging around" this group that was trying to break into a candy machine
I tried to explain that i don't even know them but still got punished for it
My sister got suspended for a few days for "stealing" her teachers cookies, she was in 10th grade. After that my mom bought her a cookie monster shirt.
For 'stealing' kid's money, when I was actually just selling chocolates for a fundraiser.
I was expelled for being the top fighter in grade four fightclub. ITS A LEGITIMATE SPORT WHO CARES IF SOMEONE DIES!
It was back in grade 6, on the last day of school.
Some fat chick pushed me down the stairs, and I got suspended for it, even though it was the last day of school.
In 8th grade, science, the teacher never liked me, she was always pissed when I raised my hand.
One day, I get her really pissed just by asking the person next for me for a pen, she says "Why do you talk all the time? Do you want to get in trouble or something?" So I tell the bitch off because I had enough of her shit, I don't get in trouble for some reason. Next day, as soon as I walk into the room she hands me a bell. I ask her why she's handing me this. She tells me that whenever I want to talk, she wants me to ring the bell. So we all sit down and the starts the lecture. She ask a question, I ring the bell and the screams "HOLD ON PEOPLE, *BLANK* IS GOING TO ANSWER THE QUESTION!" I'm like what the fuck? So just to piss her off, I just started ringing the bell for a good 3 minutes, her face gets red and kicks me out and I get a day suspension.
It was a great day.
I wore a shirt that said professional fuck buddy because it was after weight training and my other shirt was sweaty and it was a cool ass shirt
I wrote [B]"Don't you piss me off."[/B] in the Composition test and got brought in the principle's office for some tea.
Didn't happen to me, but I was the cause of it and it was fucking hilarious.
I sit in the waaaay in the back of the class and my friend sits at the front. We have a "no food in class" policy. He was chewing a piece of gum, I take out a noisy-ass bag of chips and start eating that shit. He was forced to put the gum on his nose and put his damn face against the board at the front.
The piece of Juicy Fruit had forever crushed his spirit.
[QUOTE=l33tkill;36864595]I was bullied for quite some time in the 6th grade. So to get back at him (without harming him) I flipped this guys backpack inside out, and even took the time to put his items back inside and zip it up.[/QUOTE]
My 9th grade Global class had a U shaped seating arrangement, and the class clowns sat at the opposite ends of the U. Whenever one would go to the bathroom, the other one would get the class to pass other's backpack across the entire room, flip it inside out, put everything back in, and pass it back.
The teacher was super chill though so they never got in trouble.
[editline]24th July 2012[/editline]
We also had the same Bio class and they had rap battles in the back every Monday.
My 2nd grade teacher was super serious about silent reading time, so when i sneezed while the class was reading, she thought that i was challenging her "authority" and sent me up to the office.
[QUOTE=Recurracy;36871599]This thread makes it seem as if all teachers in America are easily pissed off over nothing. I never had such shit happen to me, and I wasn't exactly the nicest kid in class.[/QUOTE]
Actually I think most of the posters here are from Britain.
makes sense, I heard they have a very strict school system over there.
There's always those old hag principals who always hang around the little kids area of the school playing with them, talking to them and shit. It's like she's their mother. Well, some stupid kid was squatting on a field when people were fucking playing sports, drooling on the grass and then he gets hit in the back with the ball. He does that little kid "scream" where they pretend to be in an INSURMOUNTABLE HEAP OF PAIN by screaming with a hideous tone and thrashing and shit. The principal was so mad she banned fucking ALL sport from the field for the rest of the year. Fucking bitch. And just because I happen to have kicked the ball I am removed from the school team. I'm not mentioning the sport because I don't want to start a shitstorm (Football rugby soccer shit)
Back in 8th grade my teacher told us we could bring in a nutritious snack to class to eat considering it was my 4th hour class so we got kinda hungry waiting for lunch. So i asked one day if i could bring in shrimp because its healthy. My teacher says yes the next day i bring in shrimp...I was sent to the principals office...Bitch said i could bring it in!
I was sleeping during lunch break, my teacher said he saw me dropping saliva and got mad at me.
But the thing is, there was nothing on my table.
my brother and his friends got suspended for the first week of school because they came to class high out of their minds on the first day
Refusing to sing "Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star".
(My teacher had a policy, which was that you had to sing the song whenever you left a personal belonging in his class in order to get it back).
Everyone in class thought it would be funny to sing the "Bob the builder" theme song out loud in class.
I got pulled out because the teacher thought I was the one who organized it.
I laughed during sex ed.
Got suspended for a week.
I got a detention for dancing once.
All I did was point at something on the board and my teacher accused me of doing the Saturday Night Fever dance.
Speaking English. Apparently every goddamn kid in Iceland gets super angry when you speak English. So I did it again just to anger them.
That's when I realized the teachers weren't very fond of it, either.
When I was 10, I dropped my pack of crayons by accident and got a lot of shit for it.
one time i was just walking down a hallway listening to my new ipod touch i got for christmas. suddenly two fucking girls started yelling at me that i stole it because apparently im too poor to afford one. i just shrug it off and ride home.
the next day im suspended for a week for stealing and am too return the ipod or face criminal charges.
the girls found their fucking ipod the next day.
nigga what.
[QUOTE=dvc;36913683]one time i was just walking down a hallway listening to my new ipod touch i got for christmas. suddenly two fucking girls started yelling at me that i stole it because apparently im too poor to afford one. i just shrug it off and ride home.
the next day im suspended for a week for stealing and am too return the ipod or face criminal charges.
the girls found their fucking ipod the next day.
nigga what.[/QUOTE]
cunts
Back in grade one, I got sent to the principals office for accidently stepping on a baby spider, dumb teacher though I stomped on it on purpose.
Back in 5th grade we had recess with the 1st graders. One day when I was on the swings some 1st grade kid got hurt near me because they were playing a game that involved tackling each other. Everything proceeded normally until lunch time where I saw the kid crying next to the counselor and pointing directly at me. Later in the day the principal called me into the hallway and brought me into the printer room. That week we were having pretzel sales and that's where they're stored. The principal sat down and just took a pretzel out of the middle of a box and started eating it. He sat there eating it for 30 seconds then said, "So what happened today?". I literally had no idea what I was in trouble for. I told him about the kid getting hurt at recess then he just told me to go away. To this day I do not know what they thought I did. The principal's last name was "Bickhart". All the younger kids called him "Mr. Bigheart", but my mom called him "Mr. Dickfart" because he was pretty stupid.
Well I had this RE teacher in year 8. My god she was such a cunt to me. She taught my mother when she went to that school and she despised my mother and to top it off it turns out that my mother threw a chair off the RE teacher which actually sent her to hospital. Because of that, she was an utter cunt to me all because of what my mother did. All I would have to do is cough and she'd go loopy at me.
Another time is when my mate showed me a bit of html on the school computers and one of the heads of staff come up and take us out the class and bitch about how much me and him always do things to the system and how we can't be trusted. All that from a bit of html code..
Making .bat files is trying to hack into the school servers, according to the head of the IT department.
During my 12th birthday party one of my friends punched my other friend in the face after he stretched his shirt and was pinching him over something stupid. The friend who got hit started crying and the one who did it went home, then the next day at school we were having "track attack", which was training for our track meet. My friend and his close friend were staring at the kid who got punched, so the kid who got punched started crying over it and the 2 who were staring got sent to the principals office for it. The funny thing is, the dumb bitch of a teacher we had at that station didn't even notice and the kid who was crying actually went up to her and called them out on it. That's really the only stupid thing I got involved with even though I wasn't punished myself.
[QUOTE=dvc;36913683]one time i was just walking down a hallway listening to my new ipod touch i got for christmas. suddenly two fucking girls started yelling at me that i stole it because apparently im too poor to afford one. i just shrug it off and ride home.
the next day im suspended for a week for stealing and am too return the ipod or face criminal charges.
the girls found their fucking ipod the next day.
nigga what.[/QUOTE]
wtf
in that situation I'd never give them my IPod
seriously what the hell
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