• Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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I made a sticky mud-mixture in elementary school and smeared it all over the janitor's new car.
[QUOTE=Aphtonites;36921000]Making .bat files is trying to hack into the school servers, according to the head of the IT department.[/QUOTE] I got an In School Suspension for making a batch file that spammed internet explorers. The IT guy said I was hacking, All I said was 'Your stupid.'
[QUOTE=TheDon;36910355]My 2nd grade teacher was super serious about silent reading time, so when i sneezed while the class was reading, she thought that i was challenging her "authority" and sent me up to the office.[/QUOTE] Is your teacher by any chance a dog? [editline]25th July 2012[/editline] An alpha dog?
Wow guys, I almost can't believe the reasons you get suspended. They are so fucking ridiculous that they make me want to live them myself and say "FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL" and literally break hell loose in a "you want a reason to suspend me? well here you go!" manner. Seriously, theres stuff here thats complete mindfuck and makes me want to scream at people and maul them like a bear for the stupid shit they got you guys into... I don't know what the hell kind of schools you guys were in, but I've seen so much fucked up stuff thats actually material to get banned from school... For example, the guys in my class last year basically set anything on fire. Pencils, tables, paper, computers, even the whole floor, and just got a few lectures. They knew which teachers to puch though... There was this guy who was some kind of pyromaniac that took bottles of scotch to school and set ping-pong balls on fire inside trash bins to make smoke bombs. He stole chemicals from the lab and once threw up after drinking too much. Surprise surprise, he didn't even get a slap on the wrist, although his mom took him off school. He is now a jehova's witness :v: When I was in the 9th grade, everyone used to draw dicks on the tables and the walls. There were dicks as big as walls, with balls as big as the length of one's arm. They also stole lots of shit, including a really expensive projector and no one got kicked. Hell, even I shaved the wood off of a table's frame with a boxcutter and didn't get kicked or anything. The whole floor around me was full of wood shaves or whatever you call them, and the teacher (who is a complete faggot in the sense that he acts like an overly flamboyant annoying stuck up person) comes up to me and goes all "mistur, you are gonna get your ass kicked out, even if it is the last thing I do!" I had to write a story about it later with the guy sitting by my side, and in the end, nothing happened. Although a friend of mine didn't have the same luck as me... He got suspended for a week when he kicked the shit of some guy was harassing a girl he liked, calling her a whore. Tore his face apart almost. But the most stupid thing must have been when he asked the teacher to open a window, getting permission, opening said window, waving to someone outside, teacher gets mad, grabs him forcefully to his seat or something, he complains because the teacher was rude and rough as hell, and ends up getting suspended. Yeah, my friend got suspended for 3 days for waving to someone outside and getting hurt by the teacher. Awesome justice that fucking school had... Curiously enough, the dean who gave him that 3 day suspension got his ass thrown out of school in a surprise takeover :v:
Not really a stupid reason, but i brought a pocket knife to school in 2nd grade, I remembered it was in my pocket, showed it to one of my old friends - he started running to the principal and I got in trouble.
Not me, but a japanese friend of mine brought a USB containing files named in japanese. The teacher said it was all a virus and could be innapropriate content so she confiscated the usb. And, we had a south african teacher once in year 1 who decided to force us all to greet him in afrikaans, which was too fucking hard for someone our age. I was sent to the principal for "racism" and "offending his country" by not pronouncing "middag" properly.
While some of these anecdotes are some prime examples of bullshit in schools, I can't help but get the feeling some others aren't giving us the entire story. As for me, I once got in trouble for laughing at a picture of George Bush next to a Chimpanzee. Lunchtime Detention, yo.
It was grade 8 science class and we were talking about cells and ebola comes up in the science book. The science teacher asked if anyone knows what ebloa does to the human body. Out of nowhere, my buddy who was sitting a few seats away from me says under his breath "Makes you [highlight]shit[/highlight]" Everyone went quiet and stared at him except for me and my buddies sitting beside me who bursted out laughing. The teacher gave him a death stare and just went "What did you just say? Goodbye, get out" My friend told her that he said it makes you sick not shit, luckily she let him stay in the class even though she didn't believe him. To this day I am still not sure what he really said but it was a great moment of grade 8.
In Kindergarden my teacher (Mrs. Underwood, if i remember right(we'd always call her Mrs. Underwear behind her back)) made me sit on the curb for the whole of recess because i was swinging and jumped off the swing. Only i got in trouble, despite the other five children doing it. Last year, my Junior year, me and a bunch of friends would dick around with our Health teacher, who was also a Advanced P.E teacher, so he had a bunch of balls and such in his room and we'd grab them and play basketball with them and the trash can when he wasn't looking and he wouldn't hear us because he had hearing issues. We'd also interrupt his lesson by saying "yeah" in different tones just loud of enough for him to hear us. The same teacher, who i had two classes later, would always yell at me and some friends for kicking soccer balls across the gym, because he thought someone would get hurt. The last day of school he yelled at us and i went up to him and said "Mr. Turner, i've been hit in the head by no less than nine basketballs that these retards have been trying to chuck across the gym and you think I, a soccer player, am going to hurt someone?" He didn't just ignored me and went back to what he was doing. Wanker. I got away with pretty much anything, though. Freshman year, i made a hornet out of sheet metal and shot it at some kid in my class, i'd get away with violating the dress code every day, not getting in trouble for flopping a girls tits out during lunch (we were also at a blind spot between the cameras in our area), calling my German teacher Willy (his first name was William), etc. Good times.
One time, in a 7th grade science class, about half of our class got in trouble because we would laugh every time someone would say "Uranus". Although, it was worded kind of humorous in the textbook saying that "Uranus and Neptune are known as the gas giants" or "Uranus' atmosphere contains methane, etc." In high school, there were students who got in trouble for setting the power supply to 210 volts instead of the American 120 volts. They would have to have the IT guys come down and fix it every time. Eventually, they just put plastic covers on the back of them all. I once made a .bat that would end explorer.exe and disguise it as Internet Explorer. I only got warnings for it but it was hilarious to watch all the students freak out when the icons and taskbar would disappear.
Ah, i just remembered another. I got written up and sent to the Dean last year in the last week of school for wearing Cargo pants, despite the fact that my three pairs of cargos were all i had as i couldn't afford anything new and had been wearing them all year, even through the winter. So i have my mom take off the cargo pockets so i could keep wearing them. Find out a couple weeks later, cargos are allowed next year. Goddamnit.
I smoke weed in class and i was like wtf
Getting beat up.
I got suspended for not dancing with the rest of the class and pointing my finger and saying " your mean!" which was on the last day of school in grade 6..
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;36910557]Actually I think most of the posters here are from Britain. makes sense, I heard they have a very strict school system over there.[/QUOTE] Depends on which school it is really. I dunno, maybe I'm just used to the English school systems.
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;36910557]Actually I think most of the posters here are from Britain. makes sense, I heard they have a very strict school system over there.[/QUOTE] You 'mericuns are lucky, when the bell goes you just leave, here the teachers tend to talk for a few more minutes
[QUOTE=absolalone111;36949666]You 'mericuns are lucky, when the bell goes you just leave, here the teachers tend to talk for a few more minutes[/QUOTE] "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do! Now sit down and listen while I talk for half of your break time."
In kindergarten on the last day of school i got sent to the principals office for calling myself dumb..
[QUOTE=absolalone111;36949666]You 'mericuns are lucky, when the bell goes you just leave, here the teachers tend to talk for a few more minutes[/QUOTE] Lies, it's the same over here, too.
Lit my pants on fire in class when I was in the 4th grade. Accidentally, of course. Come to think of it it's not so much of a stupid reason, just a very, very stupid child.
I remember when I was back in Elementary School I brought these into school for my friend's to try *I was like 6 or 7* [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_j0qeBAJCW9U/S2A_8CRtbjI/AAAAAAAABPY/sT03vQKjltU/s320/listerine+stips.jpg[/img] And as I was giving out to my friend's and listening to what they thought about it I forgot that the School Nurse was in the room as well and when she noticed me handing them out she grabbed the packet from me She stood up infront of everyone and said "These could be illegal drugs brought onto school property! I'm sorry young man but you can't have these" And I'm just like what the fuck really it's a fucking packet of Breath strips anyway she explained it to my Mother when she arrived but she didn't really care about it Though I was the only black kid in the class so.....
[QUOTE=Egon Spengler;36953790]I remember when I was back in Elementary School I brought these into school for my friend's to try *I was like 6 or 7* [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_j0qeBAJCW9U/S2A_8CRtbjI/AAAAAAAABPY/sT03vQKjltU/s320/listerine+stips.jpg[/img] And as I was giving out to my friend's and listening to what they thought about it I forgot that the School Nurse was in the room as well and when she noticed me handing them out she grabbed the packet from me She stood up infront of everyone and said "These could be illegal drugs brought onto school property! I'm sorry young man but you can't have these" And I'm just like what the fuck really it's a fucking packet of Breath strips anyway she explained it to my Mother when she arrived but she didn't really care about it Though I was the only black kid in the class so.....[/QUOTE] racist nurse
I wore a shirt that had an explosion on it. The teacher told me to go to the bathroom and turn it inside out because it was too violent. :I
I got in trouble for taking the blame for a bottle flying out the school bus while we were tossing it to each other. My assistant principal was a massive asshole that was saying how it could have killed someone. That made an inside joke between our friends that imagined a grandmother driving her car and doing like 5 rolls from dodging a mini gator aid bottle. He then made me call my grandmother who didnt give a shit because my mom's number wasnt working. when i got home my parents didnt care and my grandmother was like, he is a fucking dick (meaning my ass principal)
lets see what did i get in trouble for? oh yes let's see, i got in trouble for having bad handwriting i shit you not. they even had the audacity to call my mom a "bad parent" for me having shit handwriting. it was found out much later that i had dysgraphia [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysgraphia[/url] . another time i got in trouble for being beaten opon and thrashing about, here's the story on this one. in the 4th grade people would build little towns and stuff out of tree bark, i enjoyed it because i enjoyed thinking of ever more zany things to build. the 3rd graders started getting in on the bandwagon too, we would have little contests building. it was great fun until we started stealing from eachother, taking bits of bark and whatnot. so the teachers seperated us, the 4th graders would build on the upper campus and, the 3rd would build on the lower campus near the playground. so one day i was walking down to the lower campus because i didn't feel like building anything that day, and instead wanted to play on the playground. so a bunch of 3rd graders come up and [B]fucking swarm[/B] me. i mean the start grabbing onto my limbs and punching me, knocking me onto the ground. naturally i started thrashing about like a speared whale and kicked one of them really hard in the gut. he keels over and the attack stops (it turns out he was something like their leader or something). so i start crawling over to the upper campus and build a bit up there. our little 4th grade gets in trouble for some reason and i walk with them to the office, i get stopped in the middle of the trip there and get in trouble for kicking the kid in the gut (the 3rd grades threaded it as if i came up and attacked [B]them[/B].) i go up the office and explain to em' that they swarmed me and started beating the shit out of me, i even showed them my bruises. naturally they would see reason in this right? [B]wrong[/B] they trusted the 3rd graders more than i did because there were "more witnesses saying i did it". i said "just because more people tell a lie, doesn't make it any less false" i ended up being kept at the school for 3 hours and miss my carpool. it was cool though cause' i got to hang out with the 8th graders. i ended up staying 4 hours because they wouldn't let me use the phone to call my mom to pick me up, they said they had done it. but a lazy secretary hadn't bothered. my mom shows up an hour after she was supposed to pick me up wondering where the hell i was. they say that [B]i[/B] was supposed to call her and that it was [b]my[/b] fault she came late. i got in trouble at home both for the false accusation of me attacking without reason, [B]and[/B] for "not calling my mom to say to come pick me up later" tl;dr i get swarmed by 3rd grades, and kick someone. stay after school. lazy secretary doesn't call to say to be picked up later. mom gets pissed because of two things i didn't do. [sp] sorry for the terrible grammar, i have http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysgraphia remember?[/sp]
[QUOTE=Egon Spengler;36953790]I remember when I was back in Elementary School I brought these into school for my friend's to try *I was like 6 or 7* [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_j0qeBAJCW9U/S2A_8CRtbjI/AAAAAAAABPY/sT03vQKjltU/s320/listerine+stips.jpg[/img] And as I was giving out to my friend's and listening to what they thought about it I forgot that the School Nurse was in the room as well and when she noticed me handing them out she grabbed the packet from me She stood up infront of everyone and said "These could be illegal drugs brought onto school property! I'm sorry young man but you can't have these" And I'm just like what the fuck really it's a fucking packet of Breath strips anyway she explained it to my Mother when she arrived but she didn't really care about it Though I was the only black kid in the class so.....[/QUOTE] She probably took them so she could have them to herself. Greedy bitch
When I was in elementary school, our teacher always said that I throw boogers at him just because that I sit nearest him and there were always eraser scraps on the floor. He rage quitted at being a teacher in that school a few months later, because "STOP THROWING BOOGERS AT ME!"
I got in trouble for putting a jelly doughnut in the class VCR in 2nd grade. The next day we were going to watch a movie a movie and she found it.
In early middle school the maths teacher had us do homework which involved cutting out triangles, rearranging them them into our notebooks to form a square in order to demonstrate Pythagorean theorem visually. Instead of going through the trouble I simply drew two diagrams, one with triangles arranged as such and another forming the square. He had a kind of 'zero tolerance' towards botched or unfinished homework so would always give the same punishment. Four hours of detention on a Saturday morning toiling away at pretty fucking difficult exercises. Edit: Another time (in middle school again) my French litterature teacher assigned one of my detention tasks to write a page long summary of say Act II sc iii. Evidently he mistook the scene because the scene in question was shorter than the requested summary..
Got caught by having 1cm long and thin beard.
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