Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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i had to spend three days in a separate room for putting a french fry in someone's coke. big fucking deal
Oh another one, this one time in my first year of high school I drew a penis on my hand(hey I was 13 and thought it was funny).
Female teacher sees it and goes completely batshit and sends me to my mentor(Every class get's assigned a teacher as mentor), also female, and asks me why I did it, "I was bored", and then she went on why in the hell you would ever draw a dick on your hand when you are bored, which now that I think about it is an excellent question.
this happens to me at kindergarten..
When I was little I love to touch a kid's buzz cut hair, he pissed off and tell his mother
the next day, his mother comes to me and scream "Don't ever touch my son's bald head again"
:v:
I really hated it when I was little and got a buzz cut and then people would start touching my head. It really irritated me. I even got in trouble for walking into class one time and my teacher thought it was inappropriate. A trip down 1st grade memory lane.
My teacher gave out to me once for correcting them after they gave the wrong answer to a question
(Also I was actually right)
[QUOTE=Ataso;36869711]I said the word "What" about 5 times in chemistry because I couldn't understand the teacher, he thought I was mocking him[/QUOTE]
I double-dare you motherfucker, say "what" one more goddamn time.
On a serious note, I was given an hour after-school detention because of a note explaining my absense (illness) which was written by my mother. Apparently my teacher didn't like the tone of the note.
[sp]Because, you know, paper can talk[/sp]
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;36865525]
farting falls under the same category of "how to lose friends".[/QUOTE]
Pity. Hello, hot sauce and beans!
I've also had my breaktime completely removed because I used a word the teacher didn't understand and apparently she thought I was swearing, even after I explained the meaning of the word from a fucking dictionary.
This was around year 10: I asked the technicians in IT (who were really good, not the usual shit I hear) to unblock Facepunch using the argument that the creationism section was useful for my art projects (lol not really) and they did (Despite me sounding angry and him calling you guys a word I forget)
I decided to view fast threads just to see if it worked and I browsed the hot girls thread jokingly (this wasn't during class either) and managed to get a huge amount of working images. I tell this guy about it and the little fat fuck rats me out.
I once got sent to the office when my arms got stuck in my jacket and I made too much of a rustling noise trying to get them out.
I sneezed.
I shit you not I sneezed and then got a right telling off for making silly noises.
Had to sit through the teachers annoyed speech about some silly shit while trying not laugh at the ridiculousness.
[QUOTE=AlfieSR;36959491]I've also had my breaktime completely removed because I used a word the teacher didn't understand and apparently she thought I was swearing, even after I explained the meaning of the word from a fucking dictionary.[/QUOTE]
negro
it was negro wasn't it
Here's another
I was in year 6 and for a week or so I'd had trouble coughing, where I tried to cough and I couldn't.
We had a substitute and at the end of the day just as we were about to go he was getting angry and I tried to cough, he must've mistaken me for doing the *cough*wanker*cough* that everyone else was doing (I think) so I say "fuck this" try to walk out, he says "Stop him!" I try to run, he grabs me and I shout "GET OFF MY PAEDOPHILE!" and start kicking, he has me on the floor and I kick back at him.
I kick him in the thigh THE FUCKING THIGH and to this day people still think I hit him in the testicles.
Such was life.
I was sent to the principles office in 9th grade for creating a batch file I used as a menu to open word, powerpoint, etc. The IT guy told on me. It was retarded.
After school detention for not tucking my shirt in, bitches.
whole class got after school detention because of one person decided to not shut the fuck up
It's not technically getting in trouble, but I had an English teacher, real piece of work. She spoke in an accent and was basically just a bitch, favoring the girls and giving the boys shit for not doing well enough. Okay, so, we have a speech assignment, where we have to stand up and talk about a passage we've learned and the conventions applied in the text yadda yadda. But the day I have to do mine, we have a substitute teacher, a younger woman.
So I get up and do my thing, and she gives me 18/20. Sweet, I think, awesome mark. So time goes by and the next day, Mrs. Bitch is back. She calls me up, shows me my mark and asks me if I 'think I really deserve it'. Well, fuck yes, I do, I think, but she sends me back to my seat. Then she fucken' starts asking others in the class if I do, and by the end of the period, she's changed it to 16/20, even though she wasn't fucken there. Complete bitch.
There was also that other time when I convinced a friend to jump off the playground (we were in Year 1 at the time). He hurt himself and told the principal that I told him to. Naturally, I denied everything. Luckily, he was an idiot and I generally did the right thing most of the time, so I was let off. I still remember it as a Mass Effect-style persuade conversation - "The Reapers will be back!", "[Persuade]Yeah, or you could jump.", "Yeah, fair enough."
I made an enormous fart noise in the middle of class
But it was eurythmy so who gives a fuck
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PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ: One day in 7th grade, we were using the school laptops to do a project. My classmates (conveniently located directly in front of me) decided to film and make weird noises as the teacher was talking to the class. You could clearly see me in the background minding my own business. Next, the idiot in front of me started to make sexual gestures into the camera. Keep in mind that you could see me in the background the whole time cuz that's where my seat was. Anyway, they posted the video to youtube and we all got brutally screamed at by my favorite and nicest teacher. We also had to write apology letters to the teacher and the principal for some reason. In conclusion, the location of my seat was what got me in trouble.
You could also see me raise my hand and answer a question during the filming.
Someone in history class said that their grandmother dated Elvis, so I said something along the lines of "Yeah, for a whole night."
I guess the teacher didn't think it was funny
again in 4th grade the teacher got mad at me for yawning.
i guess she thought i was faking it to be ironic but i truly did yawn normally.
some people.
Didn't happen to me but a friend of mine, she was sitting next to her best friend who was talking to her during lesson so her friend got sent out. About 3 minuites later she sneezed and was shouted at and sent out for "dissrupting class" and "chalenging her authority" needless to say she was pissed
[QUOTE=absolalone111;36972461]Didn't happen to me but a friend of mine, she was sitting next to her best friend who was talking to her during lesson so her friend got sent out. About 3 minuites later she seezed and was shouted at and sent out for "dissrupting class" and "chalenging her authority" needless to say she was pissed[/QUOTE]
you mean like she had a seizure?
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or do you mean she "sneezed"
[QUOTE=da_maul;36972481]you mean like she had a seizure?
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or do you mean she "sneezed"[/QUOTE]
[del]yes[/del]
sneezed, I would imagine
[QUOTE=da_maul;36972481]you mean like she had a seizure?
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or do you mean she "sneezed"[/QUOTE]
Meant she sneezed, fixed it now
A teacher who has never got along with me was telling one of my friends to stop being stupid because he pulled his socks all the way up to his knees, He complied and shifted them back down and then suddenly asked him if his socks were purchased from the school shop (School policy says that we have to wear navy blue socks, doesn't say anything from where we have to purchase them) he says no and she instantly turns to me and yells "ARE YOUR SOCKS FROM THE SCHOOL SHOP!?" I reply with a no and she just went crazy, she starts yelling "HOW DARE YOU HOW DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THAT!?" to which I replied the school dress code says Navy socks and nothing else. She yells "WELL ALL THE GIRLS IN THE SCHOOL HAVE TO WEAR SOCKS BOUGHT AT THE SCHOOL SHOP, WHY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SO GOOD THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO" I reply "The girl socks have a green and navy band around the top of them so you can't buy them anywhere else, navy socks you can get from just about anywhere" to that she just yells "ANSWER ME BACK AGAIN AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE DEPUTY PRINCIPAL!" and then stormed off.
All of this was in a library during my study period.
[QUOTE=absolalone111;36949666]You 'mericuns are lucky, when the bell goes you just leave, here the teachers tend to talk for a few more minutes[/QUOTE]
I had some teachers in high school that did that. I never stayed though, bell rings --> I'm gone. ESPECIALLY the final bell. School was out when the 2:45 bell rang, so when the 2:45 bell rang I got the fuck out of there.
I annoyed the fuck out of several teachers because of this.
I remember once in my earlier school years, like third grade or so, I was on a tire swing during recess. Recess was ending, and my friend began to push the thing higher and higher so I couldn't get off in time, and I'm afraid of heights so I didn't like that one bit. The bell rings, so I immediately just try to get off. The swing comes back around to him; I fall off due to momentum. In the process, I kick the fucker in the face on accident, then land on him. It was all his fault, and he goes and tell them I kicked him in the face on purpose and didn't let him on the swing.
5th Grade. I was staying after school for an Odyssey of the Mind event thingy. And we had to build some props and what not and while we are all doing this it got dead quiet and the residential Half-Jew says "Anybody have any good jokes" and I responded "Well I have one that is sort of funny but is racist" and he was like "OH YEAH MAN I LOVE RACIST JOKES!!" I then said "Its a Jewish joke and I don't want to offend anybody" He keeps going on and on about how he loves Jewish jokes. Eventually I tell him the joke. "What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza doesn't scream while in the oven". He was laughing. Next day in school I was in the principals office being told that the Jewish kids parents were going to sue my family if I didn't watch a documentary on the Holocaust. I ended up just writing an apology letter and they forgave me.
Another time I got in trouble for racial insensitivity was 8th grade. Second to last week of school and a good friend of mine since Kindergarten asks me to sign his yearbook (he is African American by the way) and I go to a big white empty page and draw a big swastika and write "WHITE POWER" in big bold letters at the bottom of the page (I swear I am not racist. I just thought it was funny at the time). well, anyway I go into school the next day and the principal says that his mother saw it the night before and was seriously offended. The principal never even mentioned the "WHITE POWER" only the swastika and she was almost in tears telling me how the holocaust was bad and how it lead to the demise of millions of Jewish people.
[QUOTE=Egon Spengler;36953790]I remember when I was back in Elementary School I brought these into school for my friend's to try *I was like 6 or 7*
[IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_j0qeBAJCW9U/S2A_8CRtbjI/AAAAAAAABPY/sT03vQKjltU/s320/listerine+stips.jpg[/IMG]
And as I was giving out to my friend's and listening to what they thought about it I forgot that the School Nurse was in the room as well and when she noticed me handing them out she grabbed the packet from me
She stood up infront of everyone and said "These could be illegal drugs brought onto school property! I'm sorry young man but you can't have these"
And I'm just like what the fuck really it's a fucking packet of Breath strips
anyway she explained it to my Mother when she arrived but she didn't really care about it
Though I was the only black kid in the class so.....[/QUOTE]
So you got in trouble because you smell out of the mouth?
that's harsh.
She's jellous at anyone with their anti-bacterial good-smelling mouth that her crooked teeth wouldn't allow such bastardization.
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