Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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[QUOTE=TestECull;36974672]I had some teachers in high school that did that. I never stayed though, bell rings --> I'm gone. ESPECIALLY the final bell. School was out when the 2:45 bell rang, so when the 2:45 bell rang I got the fuck out of there.
I annoyed the fuck out of several teachers because of this.[/QUOTE]
One time my science teacher blocked the front door so she could continue speaking, then the whole class just walked out the back.
Getting my collar grabbed, we were screwing around and my friend grabbed my jacket collar and to some teacher it looked like we were fighting, gave us both detention.
[QUOTE=thefreeman;36955494]I got in trouble for putting a jelly doughnut in the class VCR in 2nd grade. The next day we were going to watch a movie a movie and she found it.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Agent Fedora;36975056]One time my science teacher blocked the front door so she could continue speaking, then the whole class just walked out the back.[/QUOTE]
We always had this dick ass racist substitute who would get pissy if anyone talked and try to keep us after for however long we talked. Most of the time, we just shoved him out of the way. I have five minute to walk to the other end of my quarter mile long school through two thousand kids, it's your head if i get in trouble for being late.
I got sent to the principles office with 3 other idiots who poisoned the class' salt-water fish tank; I wasn't even at school when that happened but my friend witnessed it and got me out.
In Elementary school we weren't allowed to stay in during lunch hours. There was no where to go at all other than the detention room.
I didn't want to go out in the freezing cold for an hour every day so most of winter I went and chilled out in the detention room. Teachers in there hated me cause they always ask for your "detention slip" which was supposed to be a record of why you were in detention, and of course I never had one I just told them I was staying inside. I got actual detention for a teacher finding me inside during lunch hour, on my way to the detention room anyway.
I remember learning a trick to temporarily jam the locks on my school's main exit doors. You know, the doors that flood with ravenous kids clambering outside as fast as physically possible.
One day after being sent into the hall to wait for recess detention I jam the locks and decide to casually hang out by the boot rack and observe the inevitable catastrophe about to unfold (I'm not usually this much of a cunt but on this day I was.)
The bell rings and within 2 seconds there's three kids, 2 boys and a girl, around 10, come flying out of the front classroom and around the corner, with one boy taking the lead before SLAM.
A short high pitched whine and some laughter is all I hear as I spin around and bail down the hallway and then out a much less used exit.
I got in shit for skipping recess detention, but no one ever found out it was me.
I miss grade school.
[QUOTE=Rhenae;36985018]In Elementary school we weren't allowed to stay in during lunch hours. There was no where to go at all other than the detention room.
I didn't want to go out in the freezing cold for an hour every day so most of winter I went and chilled out in the detention room. Teachers in there hated me cause they always ask for your "detention slip" which was supposed to be a record of why you were in detention, and of course I never had one I just told them I was staying inside. I got actual detention for a teacher finding me inside during lunch hour, on my way to the detention room anyway.[/QUOTE]
You could've just been in the washroom for the entire hour until people start coming back in after playing for a bit. That's what I did for 2 and a half grades. Never got in trouble once. However, I did shift washrooms every now and again in case someone comes. When everyone was outside, I usually was in the other washroom on the far end to not hog a stall up.
If someone were to ask why you're in it for so long, say you're attempting to take a HUGE crap.
They also serve good as detention evasion if the supervisors aren't paying attention.
I got a huge stomachache and went to shit immediately.
It all came out too fast and splat on my socks and my shoes, the whole class laughed and my teacher told me to get out of the classroom until I get a new pair of socks.
I got in trouble one time because some kid put a slice of cheese on my tray. Apparently, I threw it. I then was told to clean the whole cafeteria.
Another time, I got yelled at and sent to the principal's office for picking up paper. They thought I was passing notes.
I remember in Freshman year, it was math class and i got shouted at for sleeping during the free time we had left
i got shouted at but yet 3 people who were being fuckall loud and annoying didn't..
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When I was in second grade I threatened my teacher with a pair of scissors.
I think I got pissed because I did a miscalculation in maths class.
I really hated maths class.
[editline]29th July 2012[/editline]
That is if we're talking about stupid things -we- did. If we're talking on the teachers behalf then I've got nothing.
got almost suspended because the italian teacher was thinking that i was doing some photos whit a shitty mp3
I got an assignment from a shitty class we had in 10th grade which basically was there just to take up time. We were supposed to do like a drumbeat for some reason that is still unknown to me, well anyways the principal sees me and starts screaming at me for making loud noises. I calmly tell him that it's for the class assignment, he then proceeds to insult me and tell me not to talk back with that tone. He then storms off to his office. After my teacher explains the situation to him, he doesn't even bother to apologies.
[QUOTE=l33tkill;36864595]I flipped this guys backpack inside out, and even took the time to put his items back inside and zip it up.[/QUOTE]
We do this in our school. It's almost a tradition. We call it "cabbaging", and if you turn a pencil case inside out and zip it back up, it's called "sprouting", and if theres shoes in the bag, we pull the lace at the bottom so the whole lace needs to be put on again- that's called "pastying". :v:
We also take the pages out of their school journal and shuffle them too.
We get like half an hour detentions for it though.
In grade 3 I coloured one of the provinces blue, so the teacher ripped it up in front of me. I said "You suck!" then got suspended for a couple of days and had to see the counselor.
People used to do that in my school and call it "spacebagging." You'd empty someone's backpack, turn it inside-out, put their shit back in and put a ziptie around the zippers. I wouldn't leave my backpack out of my sight when that was going on.
On topic, in 8th grade I had some old, oblivious teacher for Spanish class. The class would constantly play pranks on him and piss him off, doing things like gluing his mouse to his mousepad and drawing dicks on the whiteboard in permanent marker. One day, one of the students decided to hide in a closet in the room and come out in the middle of class. The closet was part of an old music room, so it was basically soundproof. Almost everyone was laughing and the teacher had no idea why, so he decided to give the majority of us detention and make the class sit in silence for the rest of the period. With 15 minutes left in the class and everyone dead silent, the kid decides to jump out of the closet screaming. Everyone just stares at him and he quickly realizes his mistake. I quietly laugh at his misfortune and get to spend the rest of the week in detention.
In 1st Grade when I said I 'had ants in my pants'
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Back in third grade, I found out that there were swear words in the dictionary. The teacher caught me and some friends snickering at the word 'penis', and told the principal what was happening. That's how we got dictionaries banned for two years, until we got a new principal. Oh, Catholic schools...
Oh, my chums and I also ended up with three weeks of detention during lunch as a result.
One time I smiled as soon as I sat down in my seat, and my teacher kicked me out of the room.
True story too.
I got in trouble for saying that not having a snow day off is a crime against humanity, for not filling out a voluntary survey and apparently saying that Israel is not a real country counts as anti-semitism.
I didn't want to be in the school play so instead I was yelled at for an hour by a teacher who said that I couldn't manage my time well, I was so tempted to say "I can organise perfectly well, I just hate glee shit"
In our Woodwork class, someone broke a drill and the teacher almsot gave [B]everyone[/B] isolation for property damage
In Food tech my teacher yelled at me infront of the class for flicking bubbles into someone's face, she decided to give me a "cause for concern" in Health and Safety, bitch please my Dad flicked bubbles at me
In primary school, I got in trouble for not eating watermelon and got held back through most of lunch, I was just thinking, bitch, my parents pay for this, not you so I can choose what I eat.
In Year 5, I used that MSG * command and sent a message over the network, my friend said that everything was fine but a week later, me and 20 other people got a special detention, I walked out and called the teacher to fuck off.
[QUOTE=The mouse;37009470]In primary school, I got in trouble for not eating watermelon and got held back through most of lunch, I was just thinking, bitch, my parents pay for this, not you so I can choose what I eat.[/QUOTE]
What would they do if you were allergic to watermelon?
I sneezed.
Somebody said "bless you"
I said "Thanks."
I got a detention.
This thread is making me rage.
The stupidity of these teachers astounds me.
I wasn't suspended, but it was non the less quite funny.
I went delving into the computer files and found unprotected (of course) teacher files, so I made a bunch of vulgar paint images.
I never got suspended, but they accused me of "hacking" and actually put some protection on the new files, but it was easy to get past it also.
Ah yeah, I remember having a sub in like Year 5. I walked past my friend who was doing work or something and saw that he had a load of grass on his back. I brushed it off for him because he didn't know and the substitute teacher thought I was trying hurt him, so she basically forced me to apologise to my friend who had no idea what was going on...
...lol
[QUOTE=BigSmokeDawg;37010560]Ah yeah, I remember having a sub in like Year 5. I walked past my friend who was doing work or something and saw that he had a load of grass on his back. I brushed it off for him because he didn't know and the substitute teacher thought I was trying hurt him, so she basically forced me to apologise to my friend who had no idea what was going on...
...lol[/QUOTE]
Same happened to me some times, and when i was getting bashed to shreds by a huge bully the teacher didn't even give a shit.
[QUOTE=zach1193;37008999]One time I smiled as soon as I sat down in my seat, and my teacher kicked me out of the room.
True story too.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, I think we had the same class.
I threw a piece of cheese on the floor, so some dude told me to dump my tray and clean it up. I said I would do so when I finished my milk. I tried to finish drinking my milk as fast as possible, but he kept telling me to go dump my tray. I got three lunch detentions.
My school sucks.
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