[quote]Be sure to only allow your teen to go with friends between the hours of 3-4pm on weekdays, and noon to 2 on weekends.[/quote]
Dang, their kids can't get high during 4:20, these guys thought of everything.
good thing I'm a shut-in who spends hours a day on the computer, otherwise I would be out killing people like in those video games
Oh wow, after a good look at that let me re-iterate:
Mother-fucking slave owner parent, that's what this is.
I love how she describes forums :v:
"Coding sequences called posts" that's one for computer illiteracy
This has to be satirical
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;23510182]This has to be satirical[/QUOTE]
I really hope it is.
[url]http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=parent's+guide+to+saving+your+teenager[/url]
Maybe so.
Why the hell is this a poll? Even if it was real the answer would be pretty obvious.
My parents grounded me for 3 months when i was 5 minutes late.
usually i had 2 hours outside, then had to come back home.
Once i got in a fight, got late and boom. Only one type of food, 3 times a day, no going outside cept school, straight home, no books, computer, games...nuthin.
It felt like prison.
Now i fucking told thems traight that i will not have it.
Grounded for 6 months and then they stopped it completely. Those parents are fucking nothing compared to what mine used to be.
what happens when they turn 18 :O
also about that white powder shit, the bitch of a mom who found it probably didn't even check to see if it was any type of drugs, and if she did she "smelled" it to see what it was
[QUOTE=Sabrina;23511391] Those parents are fucking nothing compared to what mine used to be.[/QUOTE]
What about being sent to the lobotomist in a blind fold and handcuffs?
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=jjsullivan;23511753]What about being sent to the lobotomist in a blind fold and handcuffs?
:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Wait, that's what Aspen is?
Fuck Americans come up with some scary shit.
Googled online for this Teen Escort service...and I found this: [url]http://www.helpyourteens.com/index.php[/url]
:ohdear:
Oh shit that site is scary.
This is why i don't like America.
[QUOTE=+AntoniD;23508901]I actually wrote it back in November for laughs, and reposted on FPTest, and then Smartguy posted it here
[editline]09:11PM[/editline]
in fact it was an entry for a competition now that I look back[/QUOTE]
This.
[QUOTE=Sabrina;23511939]Wait, that's what Aspen is?
Fuck Americans come up with some scary shit.[/QUOTE]
Aspen is a bootcamp
[editline]08:30AM[/editline]
And yes, Teen Escort services are real, and many people send kids to boot camps through them. Aspen has been accused of abuse many times. Although this mom doesn't exist, some of this stuff does happen.
As soon as I read "Don't let them get a job" I realised they be trollin'
I would probably be dead before finishing school without the reassurance of living, through the funny, weird and creative shit I've found on the internet. This forum gets a lot of credit personally for that.
Maybe it's just me, but family makes life a lot more difficult and stressful. The People who wrote this fail to realise that.
It makes sense that she did that because her son sounds like a retard.
However, she's assuming every other kid is just as retarded, which pretty much makes it obvious where her son gets it from.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
