The cat ate it.
My cat seriously does eat my homework, believe it or not.
its somewhere in here *keep searching bag until teacher goes away/forgets*
Fall on the floor and pretend to have a seizure, usually works.
My -insert relative/pet- died.
"Hey miss, would you punish me for something I haven't done."
"No"
"I haven't done the homework."
The dog were gonna get died. i only used this excuse once though
It's normally that I left it at home, it's normally completed anyway.
Just stare. :smug:
My dog ate it
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Add it works since its so obvious
The voices told me not to do it.
i handed it in, but you lost it.
uuuuggggggghhhhhhhh
I didn't do it, because you are a cunt.
I got a boner while writing the homework, and the homework told me to fuck it, so I fucked it!
I was doing my homework while taking a massive shit, then I realized we were out of toilet paper, so I used the next best thing, my homework. Got a massive paper cut on my ass!
[QUOTE=m3m0d;19505794]I was doing my homework while taking a massive shit, then I realized we were out of toilet paper, so I used the next best thing, my homework. Got a massive paper cut on my ass![/QUOTE]‏
Wanna look?
[QUOTE=DannyCan;19503551]i handed it in, but you lost it.[/QUOTE]
classic, but works a treat.
‏[QUOTE=Morphology53;19505520]I didn't do it, because you are a cunt.[/QUOTE]‏
Last time i done this i lost the game :signings:
We don't get any homework.
"Well, i was in Hawaii and a Mentally Retarded monkey jumped from a tree and started to fuck my homework, now it's full of holes and i can't read anything"
"A gust of wind unzipped my bag and robbed my homework"
[QUOTE=Mr Drover;19502140]The cat ate it.
My cat seriously does eat my homework, believe it or not.[/QUOTE]
Oh that's funny, My parrot ate mine too... :q:
Um, I left it at home which is most likely the case, It's done I just forgot it.
"Well, I tried to do it but-" *punch teacher in face and run out of the classroom*
I was at my great aunts funaral.
only works once but it always works.
because I actually WAS at my great aunts funaral
"What homework? Wait a minute.... Where am I? What school is this? Why am I here? Who the hell are you?"
It works. Just not more than once.
I have no homework to do. It's the weekend.
My dog wanted a snack.
Fuck you.
i was kidnapped by a burger
i burned it to appease the mighty octopus in my head
Sorry but I couldn't do my homework because my drunken step father was too busy beating me with a coffee pot.
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