Yeah, well.. listen up! If you give me homework to do. Then why do you have to see it? since it is HOMEwork?
Busy with other things at home
"don't fucking care to do it so you can shove my pen up your ass"
One of my cat rips up paper with her claws.
I was masturbating
Show him another homework and if hes retard he will ok
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"Why aren't you working?"
"I didn't see you coming."
buttholes and toes
My homework ate my dog so I had to kill it
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on a sereous note either she loses it or i left it at home
Normally, The " I forgot it ", but surprisingly the, " Ill bring it tomorrow" works then don't bring it and 99% of the time the teacher forgets, so good times !
[QUOTE=Mr Drover;19502140]The cat ate it.
My cat seriously does eat my homework, believe it or not.[/QUOTE]
My cat ate my homework once, i handed in the 1/2 of it still there on the day it was due, and then the other 1/2 the next day. :smug:
"I don't go to school anymore, why am I even in this class?"
Works every time.
No excuse, i just dont do it
I...fell.
later
I pretend to frantically look through my binder and say I can't find it
I didn't do it, just give me detention. I don't care anymore.
My step-mom picked me up from school, and on the ride home we got into an accident. We drove off because she's already had 3 DUI's and can't afford another. By the time I got home I was bleeding pretty badly from my head, so I wrapped it up in gauze and took asprin. Then my dad walks into the bathroom and starts raping me. I screamed for over half an hour but he didn't care, and my sister was hiding in her room so as to not let him know she was home. Then afterwords he tied me to a post and threw sausages at me, making me pick them up off the dirty hardwood floor and eat them slowly, shoving whole ones into my mouth, but refusing to let me use my teeth. A short time later while I was drinking my nightly bleach shot that is forced upon me, he threw his beer at my head for sipping instead of "shooting that shit like a man" and knocked me unconcious. I awoke this morning to him shoving me out of the car, still wearing the same clothes I wore yesterday and smelling of urine. So right before class I had to shower in the locker room and change into my gym clothes, which is why I'm wearing shorts in the winter. Thus, I had no time for my homework.
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[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;19552579]buttholes and toes[/QUOTE]
what
[QUOTE=Meader;19617203]My step-mom picked me up from school, and on the ride home we got into an accident. We drove off because she's already had 3 DUI's and can't afford another. By the time I got home I was bleeding pretty badly from my head, so I wrapped it up in gauze and took asprin. Then my dad walks into the bathroom and starts raping me. I screamed for over half an hour but he didn't care, and my sister was hiding in her room so as to not let him know she was home. Then afterwords he tied me to a post and threw sausages at me, making me pick them up off the dirty hardwood floor and eat them slowly, shoving whole ones into my mouth, but refusing to let me use my teeth. A short time later while I was drinking my nightly bleach shot that is forced upon me, he threw his beer at my head for sipping instead of "shooting that shit like a man" and knocked me unconcious. I awoke this morning to him shoving me out of the car, still wearing the same clothes I wore yesterday and smelling of urine. So right before class I had to shower in the locker room and change into my gym clothes, which is why I'm wearing shorts in the winter. Thus, I had no time for my homework.[/QUOTE]
i actually got a boner reading that :q:
I accidentally my whole notebook.
"I ate it."
My homework ate my dog.
I ate a dog but then later found out said dog has ate my mother and now I'm sad.
later.
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