Post your excuses for not doing homework. - General

Working the school fashion show :smug:

I died.

'I had to serve the army' If my teacher asks 'where?' I'd say :- 'Uhh, Cs:S. Somehow there was combines there' *Quickly runs away from classroom*

I usually end up ranting to my teacher about how I have drama rehearsals every day to 5 or 9, depending on how far into the show we're in and by the time I get home, I'm too tired. It's true, and usually works.

I graduated in 2007. :smug:

[QUOTE=Touhou;19622354]i actually got a boner reading that :q:[/QUOTE] Ghey

[QUOTE=grandpajenki;19621955]what[/QUOTE] buttholes and toes

I layed it out, ready to do but was distracted by the sudden urge to excrete.

I was too busy getting my PhD, becoming a scientist, getting in some weird orange suit, fighting my way through the science labs as I battle alien creatures and idiot army guys who don't seem to know how awesome I am, to then wake up in some new land with "detail" and "up to date engines", which was a total lie, but I continued to fight through a bunch of those... well they have the same name as those things they use on farms... and then I woke up and went to sleep like 2 times again until this hot chicks father died and then.. apparently I go to sleep again... I would say I slept alot but after you think about it all that stuff is tiring. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slRsexrhbG8] See I made a video![/url]

I was busy jacking off now go shove an apple up your ass.

My fish ate my homework.

An evil parrot spoke to me. He tricked me not to do them.

My dad forgot to pay the gravity bill.

I was busy cockslapping your mother, please excuse me, I shall bring it tomorrow and SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS

TEACHER IS A MASSIVE FAGGOT AND CAN SUCK MY DICK, FAG /caps

[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;19631699]I was busy cockslapping your mother, please excuse me, I shall bring it tomorrow and SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS[/QUOTE] :a2m:

What homework?

If I did have homework, and didn't do it, i arrive at school early, go into the classroom, erase it off the part were it says " 8-4 homework " then i just say it wasn't on the homework section

I'll tell you once I come up with another agressive way of brutally murdering you.

You: You wouldn't punish me for something I haven't done, would you teacher? Teacher: No, of course not You: Well I haven't done my homework

I'm "stressed" out.

*Raises hand* Yes? " I didnt do the homework" "2 points off of your final grade" *Rage*

My homework ate my dog.

[QUOTE=Mr Drover;19502140]The cat ate it. My cat seriously does eat my homework, believe it or not.[/QUOTE] mine used to spray on it. I had a shitty teacher when it happened once, so i put my 22 page assignment in old plastic sheets, that are stained and dirty and impossible to read through. She had to pull them out. I got 5 detentions that day

[QUOTE=Murdoco;19499900]"Video games teach me more. Just wait until there's zombies everywhere. Then you'll be sorry!!!"[/QUOTE] I'm using that!

"We had homework?"

I always said "I forgot".

[QUOTE=Elstumpo;19617196]I didn't do it, just give me detention. I don't care anymore.[/QUOTE] makes em rage so bad

[QUOTE=Tre525;19633768]"We had homework?"[/QUOTE] LOL, exactly.

Had too much coursework.