I teleport inside the map.
I farted, the smell is unbearable and i dont want to get out.
attatch fart
I find that my leg is now inside my arse
go to the hospital
you have Aids v2.0
Convert to Hinduism, die from Aids v2.0, be reincarnated as an animal that doesn't have Aids v2.0.
You have become bankrupt and are forced to live on the streets as a lowly beggar.
get to jail (they got better food)
you have no outer skin
blame Darwin
your friend stole your car
fuck his car up and get your car back
darwin never exist
(Ninja'd)
I'll just be Darwin then.
Your house is on fire. All ways to escape are blocked off.
Jump out a window, ram through a wall.
Your parents told you that they were aliens and that you are an alien.
go dance infront of area 51 with a epic face
you failed at a date w/ a supermodel
Kill self with jolly ranchers.
You walk in on your parents having sex.
Say "Have a good one! Just don't forget condoms!"
You stand in the smallest alley in the world that is so slim that you can't squeeze through.
(THIS HOLE! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!)
say nothing.
Your friend is about to shoot up your school wat do?
me:"your going to shoot on the school?"
he:"maybe (epicface)"
me:"usure?"
he:"no"
me:"okay."
me:"well have fun ?"
you want to make a game, but you do not understand a single word of it
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