I have become enlightened for a short period of time
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[QUOTE=The Worm;36092577]Will my dildo tree ever grow?[/QUOTE]
INSIDE OF YU
What exactly does "yiou aren intcrredibly closeted" mean?
[QUOTE=brickbox;36092876]What exactly does "yiou aren intcrredibly closeted" mean?[/QUOTE]
you bave an orchestsra fetsj
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why are you such a unfunny attention whore?
Why do you talk like you're from Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff?
elightenment period over.
Stay tuned for more enlightenment.
Also, this isn't an attempt at being funny. I am genuinly omniscient.
[editline]27th May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=rinoaff33;36094255]Why do you talk like you're from Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff?[/QUOTE]
I'm having a hard time with this new keyboard, and typing without looking with all this enlightenment going on doesn't help.
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I'm not even enlightened and I know the answer to that one.
Also my question still stands:
If a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father guesses that the child will not be returned?[/QUOTE]
If the Crocodile decides to KEEP the child, and the Father predicted the child would be KEPT then the outcome is A PARADOX.
If the Crocodile decides to KEEP the child, and the Father predicted the child would be RETURNED then the outcome is THE CHILD IS KEPT.
If the Crocodile decides to RETURN the child, and the Father predicted the child would be RETURNED then the outcome is THE CHILD IS RETURNED.
If the Crocodile decides to RETURN the child, and the Father predicted the child would be KEPT then the outcome is A PARADOX.
[QUOTE=MisterZombie;36018805]What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?[/QUOTE]
An African swallow or a European swallow?
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;36096207]If the Crocodile decides to KEEP the child, and the Father predicted the child would be KEPT then the outcome is A PARADOX.
If the Crocodile decides to KEEP the child, and the Father predicted the child would be RETURNED then the outcome is THE CHILD IS KEPT.
If the Crocodile decides to RETURN the child, and the Father predicted the child would be RETURNED then the outcome is THE CHILD IS RETURNED.
If the Crocodile decides to RETURN the child, and the Father predicted the child would be KEPT then the outcome is A PARADOX.[/QUOTE]
>KEEP CHILD
You keep the child, thus triggering a series of events leading to the destruction of your job and family, and are assassinated by a radical orthodox
>FUCK
you can't 'FUCK', you're dead.
But seriously, I'll try to get enlightened again tonight and see if I can beat this one legit.
[QUOTE=Cone;36091348]if everything I say is a lie, is this statement true or not?[/QUOTE]
No, because sometimes you tell the truth. This time just was a lie.
[QUOTE=Scarabix;36091588]you cant fsage on facepung you gafagogr[/QUOTE]
ok here we go again
What would happen if everyone was enlightened?
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;36097815]What would happen if everyone was enlightened?[/QUOTE]
Then this thread wouldsnt exist
[sp] you know what is left to do my dears. Let it begin[/sp]
When you say enlightened,do you mean..[video=youtube;i2spZ-NDfS4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2spZ-NDfS4[/video]
No shit sherlock
How come all Cretans are liars?
How do I [del]get head[/del] get ahead in life?
[QUOTE=draugur;36099964]How come all Cretans are liars?[/QUOTE]
they are controlled using inner technlogy that enables remote control from planet ghibzi
[editline]27th May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Al Bundy;36100201]How do I [del]get head[/del] get ahead in life?[/QUOTE]
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If a person gets a time machine from a bartender then goes forward in time and gets and advanced sex change then goes back and fucks himself and has a child and raises that child to own a bar and gives him the time machine and he gives it to his father back in time, then who made the time machine?
Get out. This isn't the OIFY.
You know, he was a better poster when he was high
now he's just shit
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;36102115]You know, he was a better poster when he was high
now he's just shit[/QUOTE]
Yeeh, It's nto as good when I'm just drunk. Nio I mean I need to get high agian but you see I post whatever I can weed does not fgrow on ttrees you know well it does but youget thepioint
[QUOTE=SystemGS;36018864]what is the meaning of life
better not be 42 you fucker[/QUOTE]
not OP but I checked all logical resources and they all point to 42
[QUOTE=SystemGS;36018864]what is the meaning of life
better not be 42 you fucker[/QUOTE]
43
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