What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?
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Either pens, a stapler, or my electric guitar
ammo box has been upgraded to kitchen knife
Knife and Fork
Oh yes...
A giant bucket of candy. Gives ninjas and zombies diabeetus.
an easter basket, or choke them with an ipod >:)
My pussy (cat).
ITT: People come up with imaginery objects or post "Penis, fists, CHAINSAWWSSSSZ!"
USP compact tactical.
fingernail clipperz!
the most underestimated weapon everyone is equipped with, our hands!
Chuck Norris unlocks the full potential of them.
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A letter-opener shaped as a katana.
a knife
I have a pocket knife, a throwing knife (turned into something to scrape resin from bowls so it's really dirty and nasty at the tip), a steak knife, and two boxcutters
bring it on
A Balisong, a screwdriver, an airpistol, airrifle, a bat.
Fork.
Xbox 360 power supply.
Or the Xbox 360.
Or maybe my nWoD books
Oh I also have a shaving razorblade and a torch ("flameproof lighter", basically a mini-blowtorch) and a number of screwdrivers. And a sharp broken shotglass
An ashtray.
(I can can blind you with the ashes, then hit you over the head with one of it's sharp corners...)
A really heavy microscope and a rusted sawblade I spray painted with the "Lambda" logo.
A letter opener, a heavy fucking lamp, or the .45 in the desk.
Take your pic. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-suicide.gif[/img]
A sword.
my dick
[QUOTE=italics560;14609130]my dick[/QUOTE]
We found a winner
Arabic knife.
A heavy lamp.
A spoon.
a nerf maverick
[QUOTE=TAU!;14586195]A wooden egg. Yeah... but I can still throw it at people.
Your PC is in your kitchen? What?[/QUOTE]
Nah, I was cutting some wires and it was the only knife I could find.
[QUOTE=Skippy!;14609204]We found a winner[/QUOTE]
Not really. Like 3-4 people said that already
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