What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?

[Shawnald]

A flag.

[Faunz]

Ash tray.

[Funcoot]

Germex (poison) or my tuba mouth piece (I could probably crack someones skull with it).

[arbayer2]

An allen wrench kit, a Leatherman multitool, and spent brass. Oh, and a ukelele. Random, eh? :dance:

[Meercat]

A god damn banana.

[kenny958]

Erm, let me see: A gameboy colour, bbs, a telescopic sight, cds and a hand grenade...

hmmm

[Juoniva]

a screwdriver

[ToxicJoy]

Metal clipboard.

[misiek93]

mini crowbar
looks something like this...maybe 7 inches long
[img]http://www.ecrater.com/67508/485189bff3094_67508n.jpg[/img]

[Skippy!]

[QUOTE=Misiek93;14612110]mini crowbar
looks something like this...maybe 7 inches long
[img]http://www.ecrater.com/67508/485189bff3094_67508n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

I saw one of those about a week ago. I almost stole it because it was so awesome, it was even colored red... but I felt bad and put it back.

[BLUchameleon]

Craft knife. Needs sharpening though.

[Teppik]

A drafting compass. A bit creativity...

[Karskin]

Small pocket knife or a baseball bat

[Bile demon]

Deck of cards

[Daemonshadow]

A pair of serrated scissors.

[yx516]

X-acto, bottle of cologne that burns eyes BAD. Spray cologne+Lighter. Stapler, large piece of wood off desk with nails and my Switchblade.

[neonflex]

a big shell lol

[Dronaroid]

Penis. :v:

[MixTape]

DVD [Break one in half and slice their throat]
Monitors [Smash them against their head]
Phones [Chuck them as hard as you can at lethal areas...Head, Balls,etc.]
Guitar [Smash it against there head]
Amp [ ^^ Same]
USB Cords [Strangle them with it]
Screwdriver [Stab them]
Metal box [Smash it against there head]
2 Old computers [ ^^ Same]
Trash can [ ^^ Same again]
Keyboard [ ^^ ]
Big piece of wood [ ^^ ]
Big blue crayon full of pennies [Very heavy, Smash against head]
Small table [ ^^ ]
Skateboard [ smash against head ]
Glass bottles [ ^^ Then stab ]
Basketball [Chuck at head]

Yep, I can use about everything.

[std DONOR]

Sparring gloves, scisors, a thick text book, and some Philips screw drivers.

[hollowman]

pencil

[Ubercharged]

Amp

[Campin Carl]

Does no one else have a LAW within arms range? Fools...

[odellus]

The keys to my computer tower or a big, heavy mag light.

[BlackRainbow]

A pen D:

[Baileyboys]

Lightsaber or gumball machine.

[jiggu2]

I can throw random crap at them like plates, boxes, cans etc and then run for the sword in the other side of my room.

[NoClue]

Baseball bat, guitar.

[runrundave]

My Japanese ipod or my hand gun both equally dangerous.

[ihatecompvir]

Computer tower. Just smash someone over the head with it.