What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?

[†_Slash_â€]

Powered on fan and a screw driver.

With them combined, I have a very effective stun gun.

[johan svensk]

an airsoft gun maybe?
and a metal pipe from a broken chair?
Pencil?

[luke7dude]

A lamp that could hurt a lot. ;D

[Mumblecrust]

Cracked CD, small screwdriver, scissors, a long cord.

[joe588]

a glass bottle of dandilion and burdock.

[Getdownbrowny]

if i had my keys, an unloaded 12 bore double barrel shotgun (in cabinet). if not, a small flick knife, openall or screwdriver.

[Omnimancer]

Bottle of water

[gordonguy87]

If I could disassemble it a fan blade.

[killabeat007]

lets see
i got 230Volts from my socket and wire.
19" screen, my pc case that weights +30kg
my bass system of +20kg
an iron pole used for stacking cd's

[Muffinbuster]

I have a pen. I'm safer than all the guys with swords.

[Joshinator]

guitar string

[JoeMB]

Hammer.

[haloshadow]

My chair has wheels, so...

[The Stig]

THIS HUGE 80 THOUSAND POUNDS [b]xbawks[/b]

[Fofilolipop]

some repair extreme superglue, veeeery deadly

[money]

A knife tape messure a psp a supernintendo a hole punch and alot more

[ToxicJoy]

My bare hands. Maybe a metal trophy.

[waran4]

A bag of mysterious things.

[Cheezeyninja]

Quite a few CD/DVD Drives, a rather large blank CD case and a Super Food Ideas Magazine (just in case you are wondering, its my Mum's). Oh and a Rocket Launcher.

[Beaverlake]

Scissors.

[Skipcast]

my mouse.

if i can throw hard enough and hits, he will probably fall and then i strike and pwn him :excited:

[GuitarMonkey]

A piece of paper.
A plastic bottle.
Keyboard.

[-Trase]

It was here before i saw this thread! srsly.
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[Uber|nooB]

what, the monitor?????

[dirty harry]

Scissors.
I also have two screwdrivers and a small swiss army knife.

[Asna]

first of i am on my laptop so i am in my bed atm so i can reach quite a few things.
screwdriver
axe spray + fire
sciccors
a used bicyckle lock that weigth of 2kg
small champange bottle to either throw or crash to make melee
and a razor

[Mr.Egg]

A tin can full of peanuts, my belt, glass bottle and keys.

[Overdaniel5]

Omfg It's a living banana on my table!

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[!LORD M!]

A knife.

[kizza55]

A ballpoint pen. Straight in the eye.