What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?
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Drinking glass.
My speaker.
Scissors.
Yay!
Or, if I really lean, a screwdriver.
a tape measure
Channel changer... :\
Pliers and chocolate
Throw the chocolate and twist their nipples whilst they are preoccupied with eating.
Broken Toothbrush.
My speakers! *swirrr swirr SLAM!*
My fucking dick.
I hate fast threads.
(A cookie to the person who quotes and starts bitching)
''Quotes and bitches''
scissors/knife.
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Right next to me (btw, I'm sitting on the couch at the bottom of the pic, not the chair.[/QUOTE]
what kind?
[QUOTE=Rankzerox;14643851]My fucking dick.
I hate fast threads.
(A cookie to the person who quotes and starts bitching)[/QUOTE]
Hm.... Same here.
The "Exploring Drafting" book in front of me.
Either that or my keyboard.
Airpistol. Not shoot people that would by pathetic. I mean club them with it, full metal.
Pen knife.
Skrewdriver.
Lynx with box of matches (I can probably find a lighter somewhere)
A pencil (or my penis!)
a key, ball-bearing gun, 50 cal bullet
[QUOTE=Uber|nooB;14643930]what kind?[/QUOTE]
After what I read on it, it sprays Nitrogen...(?!)
.40 Pistol. Even loaded with hollow tips.
A printer...From the 90s...
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[QUOTE=IceTea;14644616]A printer...From the 90s...
[img]http://www.theinquirer.net/img/5739/qms-konica-2350-side2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]I've got one like that, except it's from the late 80's.
Or had, got rid of it yesterday.
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[b]Why not a cup of tea, dear friends?[/b]
