What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?

[Deadthing]

A spoon...

[Shoringun]

pesticide

[Sgt Muffin]

folding knife... or my guitar.

[Luxo]

A polished steel hammer I made in 12th grade machine shop. Though, I really wouldn't want to use it because it has a mirror sheen to it. :(

[Slacker101]

UMMMMM... a pencil, anyone want to see a magic trick?

[sboyy]

screwdriver

[Elements]

gummy worms (?)

[lazyV]

A chocolate Easter bunny
A stapler
Staple remover
Pens
Keys
Pint glass

Take your pick.

[BT@rd]

My friend Tyler, aka Xion21.
He's batshit insane.

[apocalyptis]

a college dictionary.

[SwizzChees]

a swissarmy knife

[mikeyt493]

I'm using a laptop. So I could beat someone down with it.

[apocalyptis]

a sidekick.

[Vengance199]

metal picture frame.
THIN metal picture frame.

ILL CUT YA FACE!!!!!!!!!!

[-Trase]

[QUOTE=The Stig;14641915]Nice airsoft, looks almost real.[/QUOTE]

And its full metal 8)

[Jadenrosh]

A fan, a spare monitor, a broken telephone and my acoustic guitar

[credesniper]

At the moment, a metal spoon, a 1980's glass coke bottle (which I would never use), a small metal box I hold my change in, a 10 pound weight, and the chain to my pocket watch.

[KrAzY_nikomo]

Some really sharp pens
A really, [B]really[/B] old alarm clock. You could kill a fucking moose with that thing.

[Xike]

My mouse.

It has a long string. Spinny mouse of death.

[Zorlok]

still my monitor

[mastersrp]

I'd just use my fists, they're better than any other weapon i can get xD

[Vengance199]

noaw its a hard sandal....lolwut?

[st0rmforce]

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/Blue_clothes_peg.jpg[/img]
five of these little fuckers! But made of GODDAMN WOOD!!!
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-krad2.gif[/img]

[LooperNor]

I have a cup, a joystick an usb cable, a speaker, a spoon, a bunch of DVD plates (cut someones throat), a stopwatch, a huge fucking CD player, a big lump of salt (bought it as a souvernier from a saltmine) which is rather pointy, a big square glass souvernier from Berlin of the Brandenburger Tor, a bunch of Fanta and 7up cans, paper (papercuts hurt), headphoes + wire, a computer that is tossable, my monitor, the chair I am sitting on (I can reach it while sitting :v) and probably some more stuff.

[deathgod]

Either my bb gun or screw driver.

[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.]

A hammer drill.

[wildturkey50]

a vacuum cleaner or a fan blade, they're both about the same distance.

[Vasili]

[img]http://www.quisqualis.com/MacheteCane01.jpg[/img]

Machete sword

[img]http://www.chocolatesignaturesinc.com/stock%20molds/Baton.jpg[/img]

Baton, which looks like a dildo.

[wildturkey50]

Dude warn the huge image or img_thumb it :P

But awesome.

[toastedspyro]

A big metal holepuncher.

Those things are hard and heavy. I'm sure if I swung it at somebody's head hard enough it can knock them unconscious.