What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?
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A bigass knife my father got when he left the finnish army.
Citadel hobby knife.
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Look at that deadly motherfucker!
A fan.
My laptop. Or a pillow.
My monitor.
Xbox 360
A flickknife.
Febreze, pencil, pen, scissors. =]
Myself.
this keyboard
Probably my chair.
My computer moniter.
A cactus.
Wooden spoon.
I'm not even joking.
Someone breaks into your house and you batter them senseless with a wooden spoon, they try and do you for assault, who's side is the jury going to be on?
Pocket knife, pens, metal ruler...
Ah yes, rope. Lot and lots of rope.
my resume.
A hairbrush.
Won't think of trespassing on my property will you.
A glass. I can crush it and use it as a blade.
Using my mindpowers? Probably a car or a building.
Using my hands? Tin can [it can be ripped apart and become a pretty good slicing weapon]
a checker board.
an empty bottle. (a real one, glass, not plastic).
my GH guitar, remember how people used to say a blunt weapon was more deadly then a sharp one? they were fucking right! I broke my nose dropping my guitar off the tv above my bed during the night (stupid place to put it I know) and I got sliced by a sword a few years ago and it did jack shit!
I have lots of loose wires and cords around me
10 kg. lamp socket.
An old sock.
a can of black cherry fruit filling, nail polish remover and a scalpel.
I can't find anything useful
Keys, tweezers, pencils, a screwdriver, an old RAM card (could hurt if I use it right), I might be able to bludgeon someone to death with two sets of speakers and an Xbox 360 too.
I have this.
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A dildo shaped speaker!
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