What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?
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Lava lamp :D
Since my chair has wheel's i could roll out to the kitchen and get a large knife.
Guitar.
An old pentium processor (the pins works as small knives)
[QUOTE=KrayZspYne;14673352]I can't find anything useful[/QUOTE]
Everything is useful. You must have a biro or something on your desk?
That's a weapon if you use it right. Sure you can use to stab, but you can use it for applying pressure too. Think a little creatvely, a CD would work, even if you just break it and jab them with it. A screwdriver is good, even coins can be used as weapons. Shit, if all you have is a bar of soap, it would probably hurt more than your fist, if you aren't normally a fighter and therefore don't have the hand/wrist conditioning.
a screwdriver
A knife
My own two fists!
Box cutter.
Weights. Really heavy ones.
A crowbar..
Yes, I'm fucking serious.
Two multitools
A pack of throwing knives
A bag of chips (two years old, has to count as a weapon)
A lamp. It is deadly, though, I accidentally a hole in the chair with it.
2 machetes, an acoustic guitar, scissors, and 3 throwing knives (kunai)
I have an M-14 bayonet and a PASGT helmet on the shelf next to me. If I swing the helmet by the chin strap and peg someone in the head I could probably do some serious damage.
If I were to scoot my chair just a little I could get at my Ruger too.
Two butterfly knives.
A camera with a flash feature. It's lethal if you discharge the capacitor in someone in the right place.
A lamp. And a heavy on at it
Currently, an Easter Egg. It is one of those ones the same size as a small rock. If I throw that at someone, that could do some serious damage.
Wireless keyboard, these things are so handy incase a robber breaks in and catches you off guard at your computer.
A sharp pencil.
My penis.
Mosin Nagant or a 9 inch knife.
OH! and a bayonet.
