What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?
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Car keys.
fork
i have my balisong next to me :D
here is what i have:
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microphone, really long cord good for strangling AND hanging someone
A really big heavy rubber wrist rest which would be used pretty effectively to beat someone.
oh wait I totally forgot about my fists of fury.
Electric guitar.
Very large and heavy glass bottle, or lots of other glass ornaments which are either sharp, heavy or both.
screwdriver
A baseball bat.
Hard to say. In a pinch I could hit someone over the head with the ceramic flowerpot or try breaking the glass one and hope for usable shards. Other than that, probably a pencil.
a chain gun, a bazooka, and ten pounds of C4 ^_^
Glass bottle
smash it on the ladder or something.
also, nail clippers :v:
actually i think the bass under my chair is a bit deadlier than the screwdriver
[QUOTE=Macosxmikey;14585300]a chain gun, a bazooka, and ten pounds of C4 ^_^[/QUOTE]
wow LOL!!!!!
my chair has wheels bro
My chillum.
I ain't goin nowhere as long as it's within arms reach
College textbook, those things are heavy as fuck!
Mini Screwdriver.
:q:
my kendo training sword
Keyboard or swiss armyknife.
my computer. if i would ever think of throwing it.
my mouse
Hurhurhur, ur klever!!
Screwdriver, or maybe my keyboard
my swiss army knife
9 Inch Kitchen Knife.
I don't know how good it will work close range, but a molotov and I am sure my lighter is close somewhere.
My dick
If I'm lucky, I can reach my lighter fluid and my lighter...
EDIT: I fell. :(
A wooden egg. Yeah... but I can still throw it at people.
[QUOTE=Dale182;14586154]9 Inch Kitchen Knife.[/QUOTE]
Your PC is in your kitchen? What?
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