What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?

[Turbis]

I have a bunch of cords I could strangle people with and I have a coffie cup that I could crack and cut people with. Also I could use my monitor to crush someones head.

[Benf199105]

Small Pen Knife from the Grand Canyon and a lamp.

[DMGaina]

My dangerous paperclip-whip!

[WIN705]

EVERTHING around my desk is cluttered so My laptop a bowl a book even a nintendo DSI and a PSP!Oh and the desk itself!

[Predat0r]

My tape dispenser.

[Smirnoff Joe]

The chair, my boy. It can deal blunt-force trauma if swung right, and if it shatters, you can go Van Helsing on the attacker.

[pentium]

[QUOTE=atomicthumbs;14687423]Kukri.

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What the fuck did you sharpen that with? A disc grinder?

[Elements]

[QUOTE=PawsChrysomber;14688163]I'll puzzle them with a rubiks cube.[/QUOTE]

Same here

[robmaister12]

a fork :v:

:frown:

:silent:

[GameQude]

A knife. A rather big knife.

[Pnkpanther]

I got mini collapsible sissors, and a box full of saftey pins, chain, studs, and other DIY materials

[Marler]

I got a cap gun strapped under my desk (you never know when it might come in handy), a whole load of pens and a lamp. I think I could take on a burglar :D Plus another cap gun under my pillow on my bed behind me:D

[Octyl]

A sandvich.

Actually probably a really heavy mug.

[:-)]

A key or an airhorn

[:-)]

[quote=pawschrysomber;14688163]i'll puzzle them with a rubiks cube.[/quote]

snap!

[sp00ks]

My fists

[Jabberwacky]

The katana i have on my wall.

[wheesnah1234]

Air Duster

[Altec100]

Right now, A Coca Cola Bottle. Break it against my desk thus, creating multiple sharp objects.

[Phazonaddict]

The metal lamp my brother's girlfriend gave me.

[salty peanut]

a paper cup

I'll fucking slit your throat with it

[GuitarMonkey]

A swiss army knife.

[The Mighty Boat]

My Grandad's fully-functioning WW2 rifle. I hang it on the wall in case of bear attacks.

[Duckmurderer]

[img]http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/3038/mycomputerarea009.jpg[/img]

Not me, but I know the guy.

For me it'd have to be a plate, right now.

[psot]

a bong

[KILL001]

[QUOTE=Duckmurderer;14738121][img]http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/3038/mycomputerarea009.jpg[/img]

Not me, but I know the guy.

For me it'd have to be a plate, right now.[/QUOTE]

lol, I thought you meant the cup

[ief015]

Guitar Hero controller.

Or maybe allergy pills, if used improperly.

[Eric Blank]

A heavy ceramic mug.

[Cholera]

I have a little assisted-opening knife on my sub-woofer. :]

[Desert3r]

My computer... it has sharp edges and is heavy... I throw it and you die...

Or maybe on of my three KATANAS!!!!!!!!