What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?

[ksenior]

My dick

[fragmaplas]

various knives

[Rageblood]

Pocket Knife, cordless drill, rock, CRT computer monitor, or a hammer.

[Ananace]

A cup of coffee
A laptop
Some salt
Three chairs

(In a cafe atm)

[Lord Hayden]

This huge metal pencil sharpener. It is deadly...

[Zorlok]

my pensi

[Mr. Khorn]

A coconut shaped monkey money bank thingy.

[3v3ryb0dy]

Gameboy Colour.

[Williamsuger]

Laptop :)

[ThePlague2]

My teacher
Friend
Desk (sharp edges)
Backpack
Bottle of beer
Paper airplane

[Daimao]

2 usb sticks(ANAL PROBE TIEM)
Lighter. (BURN)
Some cd-spindles. (NINJA STAR ATTACK)
A camera. (FLASH FLASH)
A little LEGO skeleton. (lol wut)

Two heavy-caliber assault cannons. (im so kewl nao)

[Missing User]

My bass guitar.

[Godzillarr]

My fists.

[fenwick]

A leatherman. It's REALLY shitty, though.

That or a Singstar mic.

[sgtdist]

A pen.

[seano12]

Knife

[Oreosmith]

A SOG seal knife that has a Spyderco Delcia in the pocket on the sheath.

[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.]

sp0rkeh on a floppy disk :downs:

[encor3]

Antenna on my modem, could take someones eye out.

[Anne Frank]

[b][i][u]MY GIANT PENIS!!!!!![/u][/i][/b]omg i r soooo originaaal i shood win a metle

[someguyihate]

I guess I could jam a headphone jack into someones neck repeatedly. :buddy:

[Col. Buggernuts]

Coca Cola. I'll give the intruder diabetes over a long period of time!

[someguyihate]

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;14740719]Coca Cola. I'll give the intruder diabetes over a long period of time![/QUOTE]

Genius!

[Solid_Granite]

A half full bottle of wine, with which i could smash & stab. Unfortunately the alcohol would help sterilize the wound.

[mold.finger]

stanley knife....and prestik

[Nachy]

Bulky speakers, ballpen, CDs, and a fucking folder bitches.

[Elements]

Paper

[kybalt]

The chair.

[apocalyptis]

kitchen knife

[Bladerunner1]

Hobby knife