What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?

[Lulz?]

[b]A pen.[/b]

[Snapzies]

A short sword.

[ynkeren]

my nutella glass

[apocalyptis]

a weiner dog.

[executed rat]

a steel mug

[gerbile3]

Loaded paintball gun (beat em with the co2 tank lol)

[Raven Corp]

A knife.

[killerbanjo]

My cat.

[Elements]

my fist =)

[laarg]

Pencil and laptop I think.

[ConnorM]

Crazy straw.
Or a spoon.

[TopSpecRP.com]

USB?

Xbox power brick or a mac laptop(Which has sat there for 2 months unused :|)

[AimlessGiant]

A dictionary and a baseball. OH SHIT DON'T BEAT ME UP.

[ThePlague2]

Dust, it's EVERYWHERE

[dustyjo]

Keyboard. [B]HOMEROWED, BITCH![/B]

[Nuggi man]

Bricks, i shat them

[Deadoon]

Golf clubs, my own.

[Carnotite]

I have a nice cane and a fairly nice hunk of wood both within easy reach.

[BrainDeath]

An electric soldering iron!

[hunter42]

A relatively bloody and surprisngly blunt swiss army knife and bubble mixture stuff.

[Yuluthu]

Probably a spoon, or the jar of marbles next to me

[404NotFound]

I have my Springfield XD-M9 right now, but it's field stripped and being cleaned, not so deadly right now.

[d4rk4r]

a glass bottle

[EtSilence]

A screwdriver, sissors, a big thing of DVDrw, AND the orange box.

[ChaosUnleash]

Without using wheels, probably a metal plated joystick.
Using wheels and I could grab an iron bar.

[venn177]

Police flashlight.

Those fuckers hurt.

[Astrobastard]

Bowling pin or letter opener. Also, my chair has wheels.

[LetterOpener]

A .38 Special.

[Darthvoorhee]

A lighter and Spray can (The keyboard cleaning spray).

[BT@rd]

Not the actual images, mind you, but I do own these things.
[img]http://www.thompsonoutdoors.com/b/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/kabarusmcseveninch.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.thompsonoutdoors.com/images/kabarcutlassmachette.jpg[/img]
For size on the second one, the handle is the same size as the Ka-bar.