What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?

[Gl0balize]

corkscrew

[Ordnas]

A router and a pencil sharpener.
Oh, and pencils!
... or maybe some office clips?

[steven20]

[QUOTE=BT@rd;14753426]Not the actual images, mind you, but I do own these things.
[img]http://www.thompsonoutdoors.com/b/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/kabarusmcseveninch.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.thompsonoutdoors.com/images/kabarcutlassmachette.jpg[/img]
For size on the second one, the handle is the same size as the Ka-bar.[/QUOTE]

Damn, I want to get a Ka-bar those are amazing knifes.

and I can get like a pair of scissors. whoop whoop

[0v3rkill]

My computer.

[NeoNero]

A soda can I can probably rip and cut you with.

[NeoNero]

-snip-

[MadmanMad]

A glass bottle maybe, or this big rock in my draw.

[Demias]

One of those really dull switchblades, and a lamp.

[Elements]

an old battery

[apocalyptis]

stero.

[fille87alt]

A bottle

[Ravenholme]

Knife

[Mcdougle69]

Butterfly knife/Balisong

[microsnakey]

Scissors/CPU heatsink

[latirCole]

a table knife

[Foghorn]

I'm trying to decide between the remote and a pencil, cos you could smack someone over the head with this hefty thing or stab someone in the eye with this conveniently sharpened pencil..

[Limee]

Uhm my dagger..

[img]http://www.kingofswords.com/images/DragonFlameFantasyDagger18.jpg[/img]

[LetterOpener]

A .38 Special:

[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/5my4bt.jpg[/IMG]

[Williamsuger]

I don't get why people keep guns by their computers

[Marler]

Let's face it, we'll do anything to protect our computer and any burglar who enters our homes should stay away from our desk!

[cheesedelux]

Scissors, screwdriver or maybe the tons of pots on model paint could do some damage if applied correctly...

[Jabalab]

my room heater

[Klezko]

A tall glass of Vanilla Dr. Pepper.

[TaG]

An old phone book or a bible, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

[Logam]

ummm right now, the deadliest thing near my computer is a pot plant :O

But it changes, since im at work on a laptop :P

[s0ul0r]

lan cable.

[LetterOpener]

[QUOTE=Williamsuger;14771722]I don't get why people keep guns by their computers[/QUOTE]

There's an awful lot of immigrants out there...

[BT@rd]

[QUOTE=LetterOpener;14771678]A .38 Special:

[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/5my4bt.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

GOD DAMN HOLLOW POINTS?!?! Sonofabitch!!!

[Klezko]

[QUOTE=BT@rd;14774832]GOD DAMN HOLLOW POINTS?!?! Sonofabitch!!![/QUOTE]

You would still die if you got shot in the head by those.

[Morbo!!!]

A pot of mini oreos
a phone
many coke cans
wire cutters
a bowl
guitar strings
electrical tape

all are equally deadly, so now I need a way to combine them all