What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?

[DOG X9282]

This solid steel ball thingy.

[Remi]

I have a 10 scalpel right here. Hmm. Other sharp and heavy things too. Yeah.

[Ima penguin]

Plates xD

[Fragmatic]

Yogoslavian AK-74 bayonet.

[STREWTH_99]

I'd say it would have to be this fucking heavy Franklin Mint diecast A-10 Warthog replica sitting in the shelf next to me, if I ever decided to throw it at someone, which I most likely wouldn't.

[apocalyptis]

a double-edged sword.

[Taggart]

A Budgie and an Airsoft Rifle, since a butter knife is...

Wait, I have some tape too. I SHALL MAKE A BUTTER KNIFE BAYONET FOR THE RIFLE!

[Lagitech]

I think it's a pen.

[KrayZspYne]

A plastic Spoon

[orbitrek]

An MP5 (Airsoft though)

[xXDictatorXx]

For me it's a pair of scissors.

[d4rk4r]

biscuits(they 've been here for a while)

[roosterswe]

My swiss knife.

[IceFire909]

Poster sized mouse pad, G7 (good bludgeoning device), Counter Strike disc (hate the game so should put it to good use), PC, Supreme Commander Badge and the most deadly of them all, one of these
[img]http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/usb_rocket_launcher.jpg[/img]

[LosttoLauren]

I guess my multi-tool, but otherwise my lamp :D

[bostonriot]

Old Texas Police flashlight. [img]http://www.swatlux.com/im/articles/BWC/MAGLITE.gif[/img] The one farthest on the right.

[Parabellum]

A gun.

[DamagePoint]

Alarm Clock

[roflcakes]

An old CD drive. Shit's heavy and has sharp edges.

[Harlen]

airsoft sa80

[Zorlok]

my monitor

[Dude Meister]

A stanley knife for some reason. Why is it there??? :crying:

[pimp_kewkie]

This little $8 knife I got from Canadian Tire. Not my favourite one but it was cheap and i use it for opening boxes 'n' shit.

[img]http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8130/knifeyspoony.jpg[/img]

[Program Files]

my monitor, a secretary telephone and a big lamp

[Eric Blank]

2 glasses a ceramic bowl and a mechanical pencil in my pocket.

[StukovCA]

"I come to you with empty hands, I have no weapons. But should I be forced to defend myself, my principles or my honor, should it be the matter of life and death or right or wrong, then here are my weapons - my empty hands"

[Chichen]

My chair.

[apocalyptis]

a broken window frame.

[L337N008]

CDs (:v:)

[Elexar]

my surround sound set.

Or my spiked wooden baseball bat i have standing here just for the cool reactions of people visiting me.