What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?

[ramkeham]

Diregard that, my 12".

[Wizard of Ass]

M16 in a shelf next to my PC =D

[Kaatridge]

my eye

[Tom_Caster]

Kfc

[Kaatridge]

blankets

[apocalyptis]

a balled up piece of paper.

[hippyman23]

as of right now

a wiimote
or tv remote

but at my desk

an exacto knife

[Facepunch123]

my dick

[VladH]

[img]http://www.electricguitarplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/epiphone_les_paul_standard_plus.jpg[/img]
it's heavy

[SHoGuNN3R]

450 FPS Airsoft Gun.

G36C to be specific.

[S3CURiTR0N]

Electric guitar or USB cord of STRANGULATION +4

[fille87]

iPod touch

[Armandur]

a Turtle

[Xenate]

Danish - Deutsch translate book thing, when you look inside it you die... [b]die[/b] of boredom

[Darkflamer]

A deadly and shiny penny

[Armandur]

Now the turtle has wobbled away and the thing I can reach now is a solid 4"x4"x4" Titanium Cube

[-ZeeBo-]

My socks.

[Nexus651]

An aluminum keyboard and my chair has wheals so I can you'st drive to the kitchen and grab a KNIFE!

[Midget010]

My penknife.

[LLL]

my cock

[Sir Muffin]

Headphones.

Or I could rip off the speakers.

[xeo xeo]

My little brother.

[x-bot_30k]

usb stick

[Eric Blank]

A plastic bottle with lemonade in it! :D

[PartyPancake]

A kitchen knife.

[Campin Carl]

Still holding holding onto my little LAWely sweetheart
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[dyreweald]

Chuck Norris.

LOL I 0wn t3h int3rn3t5

[XIII_Wyeth_XIII]

A nuke.... Simple

[wipeout4wh]

An airsoft gun, but its not loaded, so maybe it doesn't count...

So...

A printer.

[0ptimus]

probably a subwoofer. or just my computer in general. i've definetly tripped over it a few times.