What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?

[Wootnam]

Laptop

[ababs362]

My cat. *Coco Maul!* hehe.

[Penguin-Man]

A steel mace with spikes the size of kitchen knives.

[StoolTable]

The thingy used to iron clothes.

[lil JJ]

[QUOTE=StoolTable;14888292]The thingy used to iron clothes.[/QUOTE]

An iron, sir.

[lemon_lover]

A few knives, a couple lighters, a dissassembled nerf gun, and a fairly large cache of fireworks.

Hell yeah. 3 bricks of them. (Yes I know they aren't [i]really[/i] M-80's but they're louder than most.)
[img]http://chuckbam.com/Firecracker/M_80Firecracker.jpg[/img]

[Zareox]

A wireless mouse, my brother's intelligence (He's not using it anyways), a spoon, window cleaner (it has ammonia in it), the bible.

[Wiggles]

A box of Celebrations.

[Jo The Shmo]

My dog

[Fox of fire]

Zippo+compressed air

[limericki]

My sharp wit.

[shknbk]

Some cough drops.

[fistsoffury]

My Saiga 12 shotgun.

[Blargtastic]

A paper clip remover, those things are fucking sharp!!

[COY073]

1/2 wrench

[Loogaroo]

A nice bat.

[Lol means Fu]

Deodorant and a lighter...

[krassell]

3 multitool knives, Butterfly knife, 8,7 cm blade :ninja:(It is not restricted in my country), also some pretty heavy metal things, scissors...

[Wisebrant]

a fan that would chop you up into bite size pieces, a phone could ring the police and they would beat you, quarter empty coke that i could splash in your eyes and blind you....!!

[Godzillarr]

A fork.

[Ananace]

Headset cable

[Die_Hard]

a printer

[Deoxyribonuclei]

katana. its on the wall right next to me.

[00chips]

Chemicals in the computer screen

[Deoxyribonuclei]

[QUOTE=00chips;14892506]Chemicals in the computer screen[/QUOTE]

ZING! wait. never mind.

[bethanygrace]

blankets.
i can suffocate people with them

[IceFire909]

I got a baseball bat
[img]http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/Baseball_icon219.jpg[/img]

[Wisebrant]

a padlock

[DaveP]

Penknife

[Lithifold2]

Corkscrew