What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?
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my cat (has massive claws and a thick coat so you cant hurt it)
a bra.
360 controller, laptop, huge lamp
An ipod 30g
My Warlock. (It's a very heavy, very pointy guitar, if you don't know. The Bronze edition I have is probably better suited as a weapon than a musical instrument anyway)
Fork
A glass cup.
A sword thats hanging on the wall =D
[QUOTE=lil JJ;14888366]An iron, sir.[/QUOTE]
Yes, an iron.
Thank you.
my dog. she would maul their face off
Pen.
Ten or so flashlights capable of blinding anyone for 1+ minute, and 2 of which have strike bezels.
My machete.
An empty jones cream soda bottle.
Or a globe...
A tie D:
screwdriver
My fists.
[quote=wwiii;14904360]my fists.[/quote]
zing!
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;14905085]zing![/QUOTE]
not really ._.
my fleshlight
A book on how to code C.
Or a pencil.
I have a chair that rolls so technically I could reach my pistol in the other room without leaving my chair..
But right at hand, a lava lamp.
Tea pot, pen and spray.
Baseball bat, dinnerware, my cat.
A speaker this time.
Time to bludgeon someone goddammit.
My answer to the OP: I am already in touch with myself.
A sledge hammer.
:fuckoff:
My chair has weels, so practically everything in my cellar.
Actually I think the chair is the most efficient weapon :v:
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