• What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?
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Anything I want. Chair has wheels.
A swiss knife, scissors and a utility knife. Also a stapler and a lot of pens, but i doubt they could be deadly.
My chair has wheels, so anything in my room. From where I am sitting though: Soldering Iron, 9800GTX+, Scissors, Pins, lots of screwdrivers, Hard Drives.
My keyboard to smack the shit out of someone.
A knife
Stuff to clean windows with, spray in the eye and it'd fucking hurt.
My Kung Fu certificate, pliers, or a pencil Oh yea my chair has wheels, so also my acoustic guitar or guitar hero controller.
A compass and a stainless steel ruler.
Not sure which so I took a picture. [img]http://errur.com/i/images/7124_Image060.jpg[/img]
Apparently my chair is the deadliest thing I have: [url]http://gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes[/url] Realistically theres a hat rack next to my desk... But since I have wheels... uhhh... knives in the kitchen I guess. My computer isn't in my room so I can't reach any of my useful stuff. To add to that, my room is upstairs so no rolling my chair to it...
my cat
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[img]http://www.teraasekeskus.com/images/extra/MtechDarrelNew2.jpg[/img] The knife on top and the knife on bottom I own are on my desk Got it at a military surplus store for $10 It's a 4" blade
A letter opener, believe it or not.
Bike chain
30.06 Hunting rifle.
A gear from WW1.
A sliced empty can of cola
My chair has wheels, so I can just scoot over to the kitchen and grab a knife.
A sub woofer.
A compass (the kind you draw circles with, and it's sharp) or a pair of modelling pliers.
Microsoft office case.
Pocketknife, 400 fps airsoft sniper rifle.
craft knife, air rifle, fan (could take off safety thing i guess... Something mst people seem to be overlooking: A mains wire - cut it off at the end and you have an electricutionizer thingy.
A pancake.
Oh, I also have a .38 Special in my desk (I forgot about it, lol).
Estes Rocket with launcher
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An axe. We're redecorating.
Probably something heavy, like my aquarium. I'm a big guy with deep eyes and a bard, so I could probably car most people away. But if this dude has a baseball bat, friends or both, I'll quickly lift my aquarium and break them/him/...her(if situation is desperate enough). Poor fishies :(
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