What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?

[Caps lock]

A pen.

[Lucshot]

my sword(always nearby), 3 harddrives, and i think my old CRT monitor could do some damage.

[IceFire909]

Frontlines ammo tin

[KrayZspYne]

[QUOTE=IceFire909;14927454]Frontlines ammo tin[/QUOTE]

you bumped the shiit out of this thread... I've got a fat hamburger with extra cheese. THAT is a deadly weapon

[Mcdougle69]

Butterfly knife

[luishi5000]

A 24" stainless steel Templar short sword.
[img]http://www.trueswords.com/images/prod/c/templar_broadsword_540.jpg[/img]

[kychu24]

my lava lamp.

[ThePlague2]

My ass

[Lord of Ears]

a long stick :frogc00l:

[dual elites]

Tea cup.

[kaskade007]

A porn mag, making my dick a lethal weapon.

[rnawky]

Probably my penis.

I have AIDS.

[fille87]

A scissor

[apocalyptis]

a gerbils cage.

[Kaiwren-]

My chair has wheels, but without moving it, probably... either my computer or an empty bottle of Arizona Green Tea.

[akrepp117]

4 knives.....no I'm not exaggerating I actualy have 4 knives right beside me

[agun]

I would get my scissors, unplug my psu cable, cut one end, peel the cables, plug it in and kill anyone who made me do all that work.

[Nawl]

Three knives, some pointy keys and an air rifle

[Pugsworth]

a 300 FPS awp

[Freezorg]

An 9mm USP Match.
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Well, my Xbox 360 or scissors.

And first aid pills.

[ababs362]

Spyder Xtra, or foot. or pencil. O_-

[DamagePoint]

My telephone

[Spekenengles]

Nailcutter.

[Bonk.]

A berol 50.caliber colour broad felt-tip.

[Spaztastik]

sharp pen?

[IceFire909]

[QUOTE=KrayZspYne;14927513]you bumped the shiit out of this thread... I've got a fat hamburger with extra cheese. THAT is a deadly weapon[/QUOTE]

by a day?

[Sharkle_Bunwich]

Knife.

[Fire Kracker]

a plastic bag

hey who knows i can suffocate someone

[Eric Blank]

mechanical pencils, a ceramic mug, two bowls, and a plate, and a plastic bottle.

[elilupe]

my victorinox swiss army knife