What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?

[Heat555]

[QUOTE=Eric Blank;14974441]mechanical pencils, a ceramic mug, two bowls, and a plate, and a plastic bottle.[/QUOTE]

^Must be posting from his kitchen...

[thespectator]

Baseball bat/replica sword.
Both mounted on the wall to my right :3

[Rasin Brain]

My lava lamp that stopped working!! :(

[titopei]

cleaning supplies

[foohy1234]

My guitar

[Bean-O]

I've got a bayonet and a shovel.
the shovel is probably more dangerous.

[DeatHTaX]

I always carry my knife with me :3

but not counting that, i'd say this 9 iron leaning aginst the tower

[moocow23451]

I guess my guitar but I rather not

[Kubi]

I'm not sure if this is fair since I'm packing right now, but...
[IMG]http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r319/modmansage/IMAG0017.jpg[/IMG]

[TehPwnerer]

My 3 combat knife's that my brother gave me :3

[matt_12]

Chewing Tobacco....CANCER!!!

[pokeman]

I've got a pen and my magic eight ball, I'll defeat my enemies with my superior knowledge of the future!

[rckjmsbtch]

My penis.

[Knutmora]

Screwdriver or knife.

[-Jesus-]

a nagging mum, does that count?

[Hamushka11]

My Dick

[chilledjuice]

macbook

[Rusty100]

small computer wire cutters.

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or my bass speaker.

[FunnyBunny]

Paintball gun I guess

If you shoot them in the eye

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Paintball gun I guess

If you shoot them in the eye

[Teehee]

in the draw next to me i have 2 bb SMGs

a pocket knife

behind me i have a saxophone

and a paling next to my monitor

[Souprhero]

a pen

[Lolorka]

A knife I made in school. :o

[Strongbow]

Couple of old 19" CRT's or a barbell/dumbells/weights set behind me.

[TheDKer]

I have a pocket knife on my desk, and an Electric Softgun under it...

[Zorlok]

right now probably my giant screwdriver

[laarg]

Pencil, printer and a chair.

[Random112358]

[img]http://www.knife-kingdom.com/images/1223447712630-1321080131.jpeg[/img]
That without the camo pattern and:
[img]http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/fencing/images/Sabre[1].gif[/img]
Fencing sabre

[zenith777]

Subwoofer

[lintz]

My snotty tissue. They might die of swine flu.

On less jokey note, my Rubik's cubes.

But I do have a sword in the other room.

[KittyStrange]

Penknife in my bag right next to me ;)