Bottle of compressed gas duster.
[img]http://simplesupplyinc.com/store/image/1zox7/Tech_Cleaning_Dust_Off_Compressed_Gas_Duster_2_Pack.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=waffle man;15104208]Bottle of compressed gas duster.
[img]http://simplesupplyinc.com/store/image/1zox7/Tech_Cleaning_Dust_Off_Compressed_Gas_Duster_2_Pack.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Turn it upside down and aim for the eyes.
360 Controller. Throw that shit like a boomerang.
Or a hammer i made with metal shop.
Electric pencil sharpener?
A gamepad. I guess it could be a flail.
Both a pocket knife (as a letter opener) and my airsoft pistol (to shoot birds that crap on my window).
4 inch dull hunting knife, hard plastic yo-yo and various large heavy objects.
[QUOTE=Traumatic;15100836]Old discarded vodka bottle in the trash can.[/QUOTE]
Half empty bottle of vodka. (thanks for reminding me)
*swig*
[img]http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-q.gif[/img]
Tweezers, ballpoint pen, broken keyboard, Dave Niehaus bobblehead.
Here are the deadliest that can be found near me without leaving chair, including keyboard.
(No chair doesn't have wheels or anything like that and that box of staples is just holding that bottle still)
[img]http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2600/s6303541.jpg[/img]
Yeah, I'm waiting [i]them[/i] to attack...
A flashlight
Two pocket knives and a mason jar.
Aviator's sunglasses.
A throwing knife. Used to be quite good at it when I was younger.
