What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?

[Wafflemaster]

[QUOTE=waffle man;15104208]Bottle of compressed gas duster.
[img]http://simplesupplyinc.com/store/image/1zox7/Tech_Cleaning_Dust_Off_Compressed_Gas_Duster_2_Pack.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Thats nearly the exact same can I have except it's not "professional".

[ReAnimator]

box cutter

[Quickoatz]

"Bottle of Compressed Air" aka, air duster.

[buttons4eyes]

just a remote

[DemonDog]

A screwdriver.

[tommy31440]

Mah pillow

[Upgrade123]

My bare fucking hands

[OhNiner]

My pocket knife. Or my spare nuke, but it's sorta' heavy.

[meowmynips]

My pillows :3:

[woodchuck34]

my monitor

[Ninny]

Yay :buddy:

First thread of mine that reaches 1000 posts

[wizlord]

My remote.

[Shaunus]

Stapler.

[Jebus]

Half full bottle of scotch

1.125 litres

made of glass

that shit's gonna hurt

[mole3700]

My 360 controller. That's probably the most ideal thing for hitting people around the head with right now. Got my monitor and that, but it's not good for immediate use 'cos of all the wires around it.

[KnightsMove]

A katana.

No, really.

(Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies)

[st0rmforce]

[IMG]http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff288/st0rmforce/airsoft/b2ba3e52.jpg[/IMG]
I could inflict a nasty eye injury with this.
...unless they wear goggles

[sltungle]

A cup.

I'm pretty sure being hit over the head hard enough with a cup would hurt like all hell. Especially if it broke apart and shards of ceramic got lodged in your head and shit.

[MarkG06]

Two laptops and a mouse.

[h4ngman]

I could press the big, red button mounted to my desk... BEWARE!

[Daniellynet]

Glass uhm... My computer.. Yes.. I can tip it over.. XD
My screen? My printer... xd

[SHIFTYgeorge]

deodorant can n a lighter >:)

[kevlar jens]

Scissors.

[DOG X9282]

Screwdriver

[Jakkalen]

PS3 Controller.

[Awesomecaek]

Probably Opinel knife with 12inch blade.

[editline]08:32PM[/editline]

Or maybe the terrible Sun monitor weighting like 20kg. Hard to say if it's deadlier than knife, but if you take into account that I am siting next to 5th floor window, I think it could be kinda deadly.

[editline]08:36PM[/editline]

Or maybe like one kilogram of [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copper(II)_sulfate]Copper(II) sulfate[/url] I bet I could kill a whole school canteen with that poison.

Good for them that it has that beautiful blue color, being too obvious in soup or tee.

[spartin334lo]

my trusty swich blade and a throwing knife
(yes i can throw it very well)

[ss1234]

2 bottles. 4 bottle caps. MacBook.

[1nfiniteseed]

Scissors.

[Pinsandneedles]

Dull Balisong.