What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?

[milkandcooki]

A box of candy.

[SweetAngelSpit]

A 15 Pound cat, German textbook and a spiked bracelet. :D

[!LORD M!]

My computer, I can trhow it at someone and they can die from it.

[plokoon9619]

A nuke

[Douchebags]

Me, 6 years of MMA fighting i can pretty much handle it all.

[Tyler72493]

My watch. Or a book.

Of course, these would only serve to distract while I make my grand escape.

EDIT:
Nevermind. I noticed a pipe wrench nonchalantly placed under my chair. What's it doing there?

[Crpto2007]

My guitar.

[PonyMaster]

Rpg.

[York]

Some folding knife.

[Augmatic Dispor]

Stapler

[HolyCrusade]

a rusty nail

[D.W.A.P.]

a flashlight and a nintendo 64

[Mattarack]

A carton of coke

[Cobbart]

A Mosin Nagant.

Yes I have one sitting that close to my desk.

[Uprising901]

A bag of dicks.

I'd rather use my lamp though.

[T3hWulf]

If I can roll in my chair two balisongs, if I can't an old school metal flash light

Or I can try to seduce the attack into :suicide: that sounds like fun

[SilverShadow56]

A card, yugioh, attack: 3000 defence: 2000, the effect is shitty