What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?

[Sandeno-2]

A pencil.

[Virtanen]

In front of me there is a fork, and if I reach to my right, there's my keychain with a rather large iron bottle opener on it. I can also reach my bass guitar if I stretch a bit.

So I can either stab or swing with blunt force.

[henrikb4]

My Leatherman or an umbrella.

[Mac2468]

Printer probably, could use it to hit them in the head then use the entrails of it to stab them in the neck.

[DualReaverV2]

A pen >:)

[poryon2]

Either a glass, Xbox 360, or Rock Band guitar.

[NqWanté]

hammer.

[Bredirish123]

Telephone

[Dying potato]

i could grab my speakers by the cord and swing em around.

[Interex]

A paintball gun barrel.

[Automata]

Switchblade or metal baseball bat.

[jr059375]

A big Brass Key to the City.

[Tovleman]

A pencil.

[Nautsabes]

Either my tower or my television

[Dum-Buss]

:fork:

[steven20]

Scissors.

[LewisDaCool3]

Ruler, Glass of wine (Yeah...), Keyboard, About 3 Vases and a Lamp

[Ninny]

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;14587596]A pancake.[/QUOTE]

Holy shit

[LewisDaCool3]

[QUOTE=Recording...;14587684][B]My Athamé:[/B]

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Woa, thats a nice blade

[dragonjustliste]

My 2GB thumb drive, or my RAZR phone.

[LewisDaCool3]

[QUOTE=dragonjustlistentome;14589051]or my RAZR phone.[/QUOTE]

They dont hurt, i should know .__.

[Gump919]

bb gun, electrical guitar, a furious cat

[dragonjustliste]

[QUOTE=LewisDaCool3;14589221]They dont hurt, i should know .__.[/QUOTE]

Yeah though I can threaten you with a razor and I wouldn't be lying that I do have one (a RAZR phone that is).

[Eric Blank]

A pair of thick glass cups, 2 pencils, A lamp, and the mold behind my desk.

The cops took every knife we had upstairs last time they were here...

[s0ul0r]

Guitar cable, glass or power supply for laptop.
I'll build a trebuchet out of it :D

[spacedooky]

airsoft gun; shoot them in the face or the eyes to incapacitate them and then beat them over the head with it.

[TOAST!!!!]

My fists [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-smug.gif[/img]

[Waals_Vander]

[QUOTE=TOAST!!!!;14590176]My fists [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-smug.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

aaaaand i lol'd

did anyone say "my cock" yet?

[Waals_Vander]

my cock.

[ReLoaD|]

A rifle (its not on my desk but my chair has wheels so yay :D)