What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?

[HoliestCow]

I have.. nothing.

[s0ul0r]

In my hands everything is a deadly weapon.
:ninja:

[smidge146]

My airsoft shotgun which fires 3 pellets at 320fps each shot.

[Jalli]

My trashcan. It will melt holes into my enemies.

I mean the INSIDE of the trashcan.

[Bobsters34]

lavalamp
fork

[ScoutKing]

My chairs a can roll, so....

[Vmonkey]

A stack of CDs an iPod connection cable, a lamp, my sister's toy stroller, my monitor, 5-8 shot glasses, the computer tower, a trashbag, my fists, my dick, and an ornamental dagger...

[DamagePoint]

Fork or a glass jar

[BISCUIT_TINS]

My sweet balisong.

[mRiv]

Pencils.

[hl2poo]

Either a Taurus 24/7 airsoft pistol, M9 beretta airsoft pistol, or a sig 552 airsoft assault rifle.

Or an m82a1.

[Johnnsen]

A subwoofer.

[Saber15]

Scissors.

[Nick Nack]

Axe can and a lighter. Pyro style mothera fucka'

[Hi there]

A bottle of absint

Edit: I also have a lighter and a hairspray...

[nubcakez]

[highlight][B]My dick[/B][/highlight]
i'm not even kidding, there's nothing here that can be used as a weapon

[mikhga]

Headphones. Everybody who have seen James Bond: The living daylights know how to use them.

[Zorlok]

a box cutter and a pair of metal cutters

[bn20]

deoderant can :D no lighter tho

[Forkman]

Tab from a soda bottle or a tea cup.

[breakfastduck]

A very heady reinforced external hard drive. Could do some serious damage

[TrueWolF]

i have myself here, my guitar pick, watch out..

[Johnnsen]

[QUOTE=bn20;14592069]deoderant can :D no lighter tho[/QUOTE]

Yeah as if that would do anything to an attacker.

[Hamushka11]

Headphone wire

[Ehanced_AI]

My glasses....
Stab someone in the eye?

I do believe that would be irony.

[Tyanet]

[B]"Ahhh! my vision has been impaired by my vision aid!!!"[/B]

Yup, that irony

[Aksi]

a Shuriken ^^

[Buckethead79]

An amp >:0

[Dr Smashy]

A bowl full of old batteries.

or a lava lamp.

[meng]

The sliding bar thing on a piece of board that you use to hold up your keyboard
Pic of it:
Btw, Its the black things on the sides, and mien are full metal and black:
[url]http://www.shoplet.com/Keyboard-Slide-Global-Computer-Supplies_311001/office_products.html[/url]