What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?

[KILL001]

My fists...

:(

[Gimmmik]

[QUOTE=Waals_Vander;14590289]my cock.[/QUOTE]

Pelvic thrust!

For me it's my RAZR phone.
I'm in a hotel sitting in a chair... So maybe the chair if I get up and use that real quick.

[Linµx]

Empty bottle of Stella.

[Jaboozarg]

Darts i guess..

[SizzleMcFlan]

My SKS :P next to my computer on a shelf) and I have a stripper clip in the drawer so...ya.

[kaskade007]

A machette, Darn zombies hiding everywhere, and i have gotten myself a bad habbit of twirling knifes, so a knife too.

[Sam Tilgan]

Letter opener.

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[Hafring]

Pump-Action shotgun. Not loaded, but it'll scare anyone with a brain in their head away. Plus there's ammo a few steps away.

[Me.]

Mah giant penis

[Campin Carl]

An M72A2LAW:
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I'd like to see someone go higher!

[Me.]

I already did.

[Campin Carl]

Hurr hurr

[Ubercharged]

My laptop

[goldenalt]

i used to have a switch blade but i cant find it

[Mr. Someguy]

Kar98k Bolt Action Battle Rifle. I also have an old US Army M1 Bayonet, it's 10 inches long and made in 1942!

Then again my chair has wheels, so I can move about the room without actually leaving my chair.

[Tyvak]

My metal CN tower. It's really pointy so it would actually probably just as good as a knife.

[MKH90]

Pencils in my pocket. I seriously think that would be the most threatening thing within reach, which is kinda lame compared to people having switchblades and firearms close to their computers. Then again, I'd just do a magic trick :P

[Comtochus]

A steel baseball bat, or since I'm on a chair with wheels I could roll to the good .357.

[Evilan]

Marble decorative slabs

[Abe Lincoln]

Spoon

[Zorlok]

well...now i am in the living room...so I'd say the lamp next to me.

[Yannick]

My fists.

[mm3guy]

:cheers: Beer is the deadliest weapon

[Dimly]

Hammer i made in metal shop [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-redhammer.gif[/img]

[KlaseR]

A tripod for my videocamera.

[Sam Tilgan]

[QUOTE=Hafring;14594063]Pump-Action shotgun. Not loaded, but it'll scare anyone with a brain in their head away. Plus there's ammo a few steps away.[/QUOTE]

Pictures and model name please.

Also, in a few months, when I build a computer and put it in my room, this:

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[CrazyMoron]

Pencil
lamp
my laptop ;_;

[jmster109]

My cat.

[xerrion]

My girlfriend, watch out she's deadly.