• What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?
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M14 socom, Yea having a gun rack next to your desk in arms reach is PERFECT for zombies.. teehee
My Led flashlight and kitchen knife. Shock'em and pop'em.
The chair itself. Also pen/pencil.
Nail clippers.
vodka bottle
A stylus for my Palm Pilot
9.5 lb laptop.
A coffee mug
Probably my 7" Ka-Bar. I only buy knives that are as long as my penis :c00l:
These little guys [IMG]http://i580.photobucket.com/albums/ss242/Daolpu09/Uploads%20via%20Pixelpipe/nives.jpg[/IMG]
letter opener
Butterfly knife.
[QUOTE=Daolpu;14598225]These little guys [IMG]http://i580.photobucket.com/albums/ss242/Daolpu09/Uploads%20via%20Pixelpipe/nives.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] You've got mail!
A fully loaded pump air rifle. I'm pretty quick with it too.
Screwdriver, a big heatsink that weighs about a pound and has sharp edges
One of these: [img]http://www.knifecenter.com/knifecenter/smithwes/images/ckg104bs.jpg[/img] I could have a 9mm within reach if I wanted to, no point though. I don't live in a bad neighborhood.
A compass, the kind you draw circles with :smug:
[QUOTE=Campin Carl;14594191]An M72A2LAW: [IMG]http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e30/NaboeN/DSC00140.jpg[/IMG] I'd like to see someone go higher![/QUOTE] Do... do I see a LAW??? Oh wait didn't read the top
A paper for a paper cut =)
A glass hookah base
scissors a knife, a 5kg dumbel and a guitar are within reach also.
A very hot lava lamp.
my little sister...she's asleep on the couch. i could pick her up and swing her around at people
Hairstraightener. it's deadly.
my WiiMote. Don't underestimate the power of video gaming.
[QUOTE=MortalKombat;14584801]rosebud[/QUOTE] You keep a sled in your room? Anyway, the closest "weapon" to me is a screwdriver.
Everything can be a weapon.
My house keys...
Mosin Nagant M91/30 and about 400 rounds of ammunition for it.
My dick. :D
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