What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?
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[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;14599176]Everything can be a weapon.[/QUOTE]
Yes, fear as I shoot these elastic bands at you!
A tile coaster. Seriously, it has sharp edges.
My math homework. It's killing me right now.
Pencil.
I'm sorry, it was a pen.
Lets see... *reaches out and makes a note of everything within reach*... I have my knife, which has quite a nasty blade, it is a hisatsu folder, I have a heavy mug full of pencils and pens, I have my wacom tablet, I have my 5 ft tall three headed lamp, I have an assortment of pushpins, a few heavy books... and that is about all that I can reach whilst sitting.
Bowling pin (weighs over 3 pounds), guitar, keyboard would be something good to swing, ministar electric stick guitar thingy, xbox 360.
Final Fantasy VII case
needle nose pliers :(
Hmm... I guess it would be a hydrogen bomb.
i have a whip next to me:whip:
Uh oh... ↑
A screwdriver, about a half dozen rubber bands (quite thick too), a few pencils and pens, a 5ft tall lamp, a foot tall lamp, my TV remote, a few batteries, and a belt.
My penis
Ballpen, bitches don't know bout' my writing and stabbing skills yo.
Nerd Journalist Power!
I can pull one of the drawers out of my desk, that may kill. They're pretty heavy.
Full metal loaded airsoft Desert Eagle .50 AE gas pistol.
Chapstick.
I opened my desk drawer and found something like this:
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And some other old rusty dagger.
nail clippers
well i'm sittin' on the couch- My zombie survival kit is at the PC desk (on the laptop) so... that would be.. an Alaskan hunting/survival knife (made by a real Eskimo! Fuck yes. Authentic.) to which I consume fruits and foods with when not guttin' my enemies or an unfortunate grizzly bear..
No but seriously.. other than that- Probably a lighter..
I can start throwing some of my figurines at them. Wont do much, but hey.
a fork
glass coaster.
My laptop from my bed right now.
knife
In room: M1 Bayonet
In reaching distance: Breakable glass bottle of Coke :)
My cat >:3
A knife.
[QUOTE=timman2112;14598475]Do... do I see a LAW???
Oh wait didn't read the top[/QUOTE]
Yep
