Shit That Gets You Mad v2.0 - The Endless Cycle of Hatred

[Skerious]

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;34334838]If I was in your position, I would set up a shitload of pranks for him to stumble into (Such as rancid pudding in a cup above the door, mousetraps with marbles on the floor and in the middle of the night begin screaming about how his car is being towed, stuff like that)[/QUOTE]

It's almost just like Home Alone.

Except with the robbers replaced with FilmSlacker's stepdad.

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he looked a lot like one of the robbers.

[HorizoN]

I get myself mad, because to be frank I'm so goddamn shy about talking to people, probably the only reason why I can't force my mom to take me to the doctor and why I can't get a job.

[Detective .H]

Holy shit I am stressing out. There have been like 5 little kids staying over for the entire night. I cannot take the noise. I tried to play the mandolin and I couldn't even do that because of this. I think I'm having some sort of fucking anxiety attack.

If this dog or these kids do not shut it, I'm going to go insane. I feel like punching a wall and crying.

[editline]l[/editline]

[b]THEY WON'T FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE[/b]

[PotatoArmada]

[QUOTE=Detective .H;34335123]Holy shit I am stressing out. There have been like 5 little kids staying over for the entire night. I cannot take the noise. I tried to play the mandolin and I couldn't even do that because of this. I think I'm having some sort of fucking anxiety attack.

If this dog or these kids do not shut it, I'm going to go insane. I feel like punching a wall and crying.

[editline]l[/editline]

[b]THEY WON'T FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE[/b][/QUOTE]

Tell the parents. If it really is bothering you it needs to quiet down at least.

[Hardpoint Nomad]

[QUOTE=Detective .H;34335123]Holy shit I am stressing out. There have been like 5 little kids staying over for the entire night. I cannot take the noise. I tried to play the mandolin and I couldn't even do that because of this. I think I'm having some sort of fucking anxiety attack.

If this dog or these kids do not shut it, I'm going to go insane. I feel like punching a wall and crying.

[editline]l[/editline]

[b]THEY WON'T FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE[/b][/QUOTE]
Dude you play the mandolin.

Fucking bro.

[Peachy]

[QUOTE=Detective .H;34335123]Holy shit I am stressing out. There have been like 5 little kids staying over for the entire night. I cannot take the noise. I tried to play the mandolin and I couldn't even do that because of this. I think I'm having some sort of fucking anxiety attack.

If this dog or these kids do not shut it, I'm going to go insane. I feel like punching a wall and crying.

[editline]l[/editline]

[b]THEY WON'T FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE[/b][/QUOTE]

Lock yourself in your room, put all your clothing/blankets and such and block the edges of the door, as well as hanging some heavy blankets over the actual middle part of the door. Then put on some headphones and blast really bass-heavy music.

[Detective .H]

[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;34335167]Tell the parents. If it really is bothering you it needs to quiet down at least.[/QUOTE]

"Let the kids be kids"

If I go upstairs I am ordered to come back down. What the fuck. I can't take this shit.

I just got finished telling the kids to shut up. I hardly ever go off the handle like that, but I have always had panic attacks like that, or whatever the fuck you want to call them. I told them to watch TV in some other room while I chilled or something.

I'm fucking sick of this shit. No matter where I went they [i]always[/i] followed me to get in my business. Even when typing that last post they were climbing on the counter asking countless questions about what I'm doing. And the three little girls were screaming for no reason, I can't take it.

I have minor attacks when a drill is turned on, but this hits a new level of stressing out.

[Mister Sandman]

I get tempted to post the dumbest shit, like for example, right now I'm tempted to go into the 'Is the above user a good poster' thread and say
[quote]he's so fufcking cooL HES'FSFOOFUCKING CLL
HE'SFVEED
VVVVVVVVVVV
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Major_Lazer_daggering.gif[/IMG][/quote]

[KingKannon]

I can't stop looking at it

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=Zorus;34335664]I can't stop looking at it[/QUOTE]

I can't stop laughing at it
yeah it's my own joke but fuck you I'll laugh at it CAUSE THAT SHIT IS FUNNY

[editline]21st January 2012[/editline]

fuck the police I'm doing it

[kaine123]

I'm going to say all of the shitty things that I'm currently thinking about.

I just feel like shit lately. I'm feeling more depressed than I always am. I feel more cynical than normal and just hate so much of the bullshit that I have to listen to around me. I'm fucking going off the handle inside my head because of all the stuff I have to worry about. I'm constantly in pain because of a combination of lower back problems along with chronic migraines and headaches. My brother is throwing his life away every other weekend apparently. I feel like I can't conduct a simple fucking conversation with anyone because I'm so fucking awkward. I feel like everyone I know seems to antagonize me even though the I'm the one who tries to do things and be nice to everyone, but I still get treated like a total dick. And then the douche bags get treated like the best people ever. I'm tired of being treated like an asshole, when I think I'm actually a good person. Then maybe I'm really a shitty person. Maybe the people always treating me like shit do it because I really do deserve it. I've never had a real "friend" because I can never connect with anyone on a real meaningful level because I'm terrible at even conversing with simple subjects. I feel like I can't even talk to my parents because they won't understand any of my problems because either I can't put it into words or the way I say it will make me sound stupid, or they just won't understand period. I can't even talk to my fucking therapist about anything really emotional because I've built up an extreme fear about showing my own emotions to other people. And even with all of these shitty problems I still like a girl and want to go out with her. Maybe she would understand. I feel stupid and idiotic even when everyone's like "oh Kurt you're smart you can figure it out," and then when I try to understand complicated subjects or learn about things I just get confused and abandon it. And it's like when I try to put ideas into words I can't do it and then I just end up sounding like an idiot. I know virtually nothing about computers, politics, science, or anything but I have this head-up-my-ass guise that I put up of actually being knowledgeable when I'd really fall flat on my face if I really got into further discussion. I wish I really had the balls to talk back to a teacher or other authority figure and really know how to call them out on their bullshit, but whenever the actual opportunity comes, I have to act like a coward and roll over like a scared dog on it's back. It feels like I've constantly got all of this shit on my mind, I'm doing shitty in my classes this year, I've got serious insomnia problems, I'm stupid, and I hate myself. I feel like I'm never going to amount to anything at all. I'm just going to be that guy who spends the rest of his life shoved in a tiny office cubicle contemplating suicide but never gets to it because he just says "oh some time" but never builds up the courage.

I really have a lot on my mind and it's grinding away and really effecting me.

[Skerious]

[QUOTE=kaine123;34335729]I'm going to say all of the shitty things that I'm currently thinking about.

I just feel like shit lately. I'm feeling more depressed than I always am. I feel more cynical than normal and just hate so much of the bullshit that I have to listen to around me. I'm fucking going off the handle inside my head because of all the stuff I have to worry about. I'm constantly in pain because of a combination of lower back problems along with chronic migraines and headaches. My brother is throwing his life away every other weekend apparently. I feel like I can't conduct a simple fucking conversation with anyone because I'm so fucking awkward. I feel like everyone I know seems to antagonize me even though the I'm the one who tries to do things and be nice to everyone, but I still get treated like a total dick. And then the douche bags get treated like the best people ever. I'm tired of being treated like an asshole, when I think I'm actually a good person. Then maybe I'm really a shitty person. Maybe the people always treating me like shit do it because I really do deserve it. I've never had a real "friend" because I can never connect with anyone on a real meaningful level because I'm terrible at even conversing with simple subjects. I feel like I can't even talk to my parents because they won't understand any of my problems because either I can't put it into words or the way I say it will make me sound stupid, or they just won't understand period. I can't even talk to my fucking therapist about anything really emotional because I've built up an extreme fear about showing my own emotions to other people. And even with all of these shitty problems I still like a girl and want to go out with her. Maybe she would understand. I feel stupid and idiotic even when everyone's like "oh Kurt you're smart you can figure it out," and then when I try to understand complicated subjects or learn about things I just get confused and abandon it. And it's like when I try to put ideas into words I can't do it and then I just end up sounding like an idiot. I know virtually nothing about computers, politics, science, or anything but I have this head-up-my-ass guise that I put up of actually being knowledgeable when I'd really fall flat on my face if I really got into further discussion. I wish I really had the balls to talk back to a teacher or other authority figure and really know how to call them out on their bullshit, but whenever the actual opportunity comes, I have to act like a coward and roll over like a scared dog on it's back. It feels like I've constantly got all of this shit on my mind, I'm doing shitty in my classes this year, I've got serious insomnia problems, I'm stupid, and I hate myself. I feel like I'm never going to amount to anything at all. I'm just going to be that guy who spends the rest of his life shoved in a tiny office cubicle contemplating suicide but never gets to it because he just says "oh some time" but never builds up the courage.

I really have a lot on my mind and it's grinding away and really effecting me.[/QUOTE]

Oh man, do I know that feeling.

I actually cried two nights ago thinking of something like that when I was trying to finish my homework late at night. I pretty much just said, "Fuck it", went to bed, and continued to cry in my sleep.

[Peachy]

[QUOTE=kaine123;34335729]I'm going to say all of the shitty things that I'm currently thinking about.

I just feel like shit lately. I'm feeling more depressed than I always am. I feel more cynical than normal and just hate so much of the bullshit that I have to listen to around me. I'm fucking going off the handle inside my head because of all the stuff I have to worry about. I'm constantly in pain because of a combination of lower back problems along with chronic migraines and headaches. My brother is throwing his life away every other weekend apparently. I feel like I can't conduct a simple fucking conversation with anyone because I'm so fucking awkward. I feel like everyone I know seems to antagonize me even though the I'm the one who tries to do things and be nice to everyone, but I still get treated like a total dick. And then the douche bags get treated like the best people ever. I'm tired of being treated like an asshole, when I think I'm actually a good person. Then maybe I'm really a shitty person. Maybe the people always treating me like shit do it because I really do deserve it. I've never had a real "friend" because I can never connect with anyone on a real meaningful level because I'm terrible at even conversing with simple subjects. I feel like I can't even talk to my parents because they won't understand any of my problems because either I can't put it into words or the way I say it will make me sound stupid, or they just won't understand period. I can't even talk to my fucking therapist about anything really emotional because I've built up an extreme fear about showing my own emotions to other people. And even with all of these shitty problems I still like a girl and want to go out with her. Maybe she would understand. I feel stupid and idiotic even when everyone's like "oh Kurt you're smart you can figure it out," and then when I try to understand complicated subjects or learn about things I just get confused and abandon it. And it's like when I try to put ideas into words I can't do it and then I just end up sounding like an idiot. I know virtually nothing about computers, politics, science, or anything but I have this head-up-my-ass guise that I put up of actually being knowledgeable when I'd really fall flat on my face if I really got into further discussion. I wish I really had the balls to talk back to a teacher or other authority figure and really know how to call them out on their bullshit, but whenever the actual opportunity comes, I have to act like a coward and roll over like a scared dog on it's back. It feels like I've constantly got all of this shit on my mind, I'm doing shitty in my classes this year, I've got serious insomnia problems, I'm stupid, and I hate myself. I feel like I'm never going to amount to anything at all. I'm just going to be that guy who spends the rest of his life shoved in a tiny office cubicle contemplating suicide but never gets to it because he just says "oh some time" but never builds up the courage.

I really have a lot on my mind and it's grinding away and really effecting me.[/QUOTE]

First off, not to be a dick, but the only way that one can truly be "supid" is to think that they are, and that they can't change it. You aren't stupid, you're just in a rough spot in your life. If there's a girl that you like, ask her out- NOTHING is stopping you. What's the worst that'll happen? She'll say no? There are thousands of other girls that you will meet that would also make great partners, so actually go out there and ask her out some time. Also, remember- people in high school are dicks. Anyway, who cares about them? You'll never see 90% of the people you don't like EVER AGAIN afterwards.

[Mister Sandman]

when I get [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXd6u9o6dYY&ob=av2n]UNCONTROLLABLE BONERS[/URL]

[Brochacho]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34335993]when I get [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXd6u9o6dYY&ob=av2n]UNCONTROLLABLE BONERS[/URL][/QUOTE]

FUCKING RANDOM BONERS!
All my dick wants to do is stand tall and look around, when I don't want to fap this is completely annoying to the point of anger.

When my hormones balance out and all that good stuff and I fap when I WANT TO NOT WHEN IT WANTS TO I'm going to have a damn party.

Also I'm gonna using that Gumby Nova avatar <3
Love me some nova.

[edit]

Look at this big boy getting gold.

[IMG]http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltl5l1Zvnd1qe2wlto1_500.gif[/IMG]

[Detective .H]

I've been so stressed out these past few days that I'm beginning to go back to my method of coping, which is reverting back to a childlike state. I need sleep.

[ProfessorAssHat]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34335540]I get tempted to post the dumbest shit, like for example, right now I'm tempted to go into the 'Is the above user a good poster' thread and say[/QUOTE]

uhh

source?

[HorizoN]

I just want to fucking force her to take me on Monday. Fuck school, this needs to be addressed. I'm depressed because of it.

[PotatoArmada]

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34336255]I just want to fucking force her to take me on Monday. Fuck school, this needs to be addressed. I'm depressed because of it.[/QUOTE]

Just drive yourself.

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;34336126]uhh

source?[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2nmgcVbfKE[/media]

[release][h2]PREPARE FOR HUMP OVERLOAD[/H2][/RELEASE]

[Brochacho]

Damnit sandman your NovaGumby gif is too big to use.
And I'm completely clueless with GIFs, I coudln't make a 2 frame gif if I tried, its like 5kb's over the limit.
Resizing it just made it a picture for me so I give up.

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;34336329]Damnit sandman your NovaGumby gif is too big to use.
And I'm completely clueless with GIFs, I coudln't make a 2 frame gif if I tried, its like 5kb's over the limit.
Resizing it just made it a picture for me so I give up.[/QUOTE]

Too big as in too many frames
Don't worry when shit like that happens you just gotta take the image in gimp and then delete a random couple of frames from around the image till it's 102 kb, then it'll be fine. Never can tell they're gone, either.
I posted a fixed one on your profile.

[HorizoN]

[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;34336261]Just drive yourself.[/QUOTE]

Can't drive and I have no idea where my doctor. It's been so long.

[PotatoArmada]

Taxi then. And look in a phonebook to get the hospital and make an appointment with any available doctor.

[HorizoN]

[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;34336392]Taxi then. And look in a phonebook to get the hospital and make an appointment with any available doctor.[/QUOTE]

Yea, if she still won't do it then I'll do that. All I have to do is get referred to this one doctor by a G.P. It all goes uphill from there.

[Brochacho]

You sure did fix it alright c:
Yay new avatar

I think Genki needs an encore
[IMG]http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltl5l1Zvnd1qe2wlto1_500.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/323943/professor-genki-dance.gif[/IMG]

[ProfessorAssHat]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34336304][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2nmgcVbfKE[/media]

[release][h2]PREPARE FOR HUMP OVERLOAD[/H2][/RELEASE][/QUOTE]

[tab]oh hot tamales[/tab]

[Mister Sandman]

AWW DUDE
now I can make fucking [i]gifs of my own god damn self[/i]
allowing [i]~~~~custom image reactions~~~~[/i]
now I can say something dirty and then be like
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Avatars/dirtythings.gif[/img]

[Detective .H]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34336478]AWW DUDE
now I can make fucking [i]gifs of my own god damn self[/i]
allowing [i]~~~~custom image reactions~~~~[/i]
now I can say something dirty and then be like
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Avatars/dirtythings.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

I can feel my soul being pierced every time I look at that GIF

that stare

[ProfessorAssHat]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34336478]AWW DUDE
now I can make fucking [i]gifs of my own god damn self[/i]
allowing [i]~~~~custom image reactions~~~~[/i]
now I can say something dirty and then be like
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Avatars/dirtythings.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

i have the feeling you're gonna come out of the computer screen through that picture and eat me with a stare like that

fuck fuck fuck stay away you DEMON