Shit That Gets You Mad v2.0 - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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Last night I got high as fuck and wrote the dumbest song ever.
[QUOTE]My dick is like marmalade
Except my dick is hard
My dick has a cunt
Because it wants one
Everyone loves my cunt
Even though it's a cunt
Penises in my mouth
Penises in yours
I like cunt and asses
I like whores
Suck my cock
Suck it now
He he he
He la la la
Songs like this are great
Your dick I hate
Penis vag ha ha ha
I like this song
Beatles are so great
Ringo is so funny
Paul is great
Heeeeeeeee
Bye![/QUOTE]
Isn't it beautiful?
[QUOTE=smithy69;34364918]Last night I got high as fuck and wrote the dumbest song ever.
Isn't it beautiful?[/QUOTE]
Sounds like something a lot of people would enjoy and call art.
I was discussing more math shit with my friend, Bill on the topic of dividing by zero.
I told him to convert 0/10 into an interval wtihout using a calculator and to show his work.
[t]http://oi44.tinypic.com/28i9oug.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34364983]I seriously laughed until I cried.
Holy shit.[/QUOTE]
Get on Steam/accept my friend request damnit.
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;34353329]Man he sounds hilarious, don't hate.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grwqIpwoQKc[/media]
[QUOTE=smithy69;34364918]Last night I got high as fuck and wrote the dumbest song ever.
Isn't it beautiful?[/QUOTE]
Well... It's better than Lil Wayne.
[QUOTE=i dunno;34365071]Well... It's better than Lil Wayne.[/QUOTE]
That's not saying much, though.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34365246]"Alright, I'll just sign onto Steam for the first time in months now."
YOU HAVE 29 FRIEND REQUESTS
FUCK ME, THAT'S A LOT OF FRIEND REQUESTS.[/QUOTE]
I'll teleport you back to your house if you get on the server too.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34365246]"Alright, I'll just sign onto Steam for the first time in months now."
YOU HAVE 29 FRIEND REQUESTS
FUCK ME, THAT'S A LOT OF FRIEND REQUESTS.[/QUOTE]
You should see how many group invites I got at one point when I joined a server.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34365584]Ow, my fucking hand. Thanks, Stepfather.
He keeps ALL of the beverages in the fridge SECURELY sealed so that only he can get into them.
Fuck sake, he closes the pop bottle cover as HARD AS HE CAN and then he fucking PUTS A NUTCRACKER ON IT, SQUEEZES AND CLOSES IT EVEN MORE.
Seriously, I just fucking cut my hand open trying to get my juice out of the fridge because he fucking hides the nutcracker.
What a disrespectful piece of shit.[/QUOTE]
Threaten to send him to a nursing home when he gets older.
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;34365313]I'll teleport you back to your house if you get on the server too.[/QUOTE]
The server doesn't let us connect broseph
I need to stop getting banned every 3-4 months. It reminds me how much I rely on Facepunch.
[QUOTE=Y'all.;34364499]Girls posting feminist statuses on facebook about how all guys are dicks and they're all the same and fuck them[/QUOTE]
And then a guy says, "Hey, what about me?" and the girl responds, "lol not you." And then another guy asks, "Me?" The girl says, "lolno." Guy: "Me?" Girl: "No." Guy: "Me?" Girl: "No." Guy: "Me?" Girl: "No."
Fucking steam why did you go offline log back in I was in the middle of a conversation you piece of pinefuck.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34365584]Ow, my fucking hand. Thanks, Stepfather.
He keeps ALL of the beverages in the fridge SECURELY sealed so that only he can get into them.
Fuck sake, he closes the pop bottle cover as HARD AS HE CAN and then he fucking PUTS A NUTCRACKER ON IT, SQUEEZES AND CLOSES IT EVEN MORE.
Seriously, I just fucking cut my hand open trying to get my juice out of the fridge because he fucking hides the nutcracker.
What a disrespectful piece of shit.[/QUOTE]
He was just trying to teach you the lesson that life is unfair and that you should just get used to it :downs:
Yeah, your stepdad's a fucking asshole. I mean seriously, a nutcracker? God, I think that might be crossing the damn line.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34365584]Ow, my fucking hand. Thanks, Stepfather.
He keeps ALL of the beverages in the fridge SECURELY sealed so that only he can get into them.
Fuck sake, he closes the pop bottle cover as HARD AS HE CAN and then he fucking PUTS A NUTCRACKER ON IT, SQUEEZES AND CLOSES IT EVEN MORE.
Seriously, I just fucking cut my hand open trying to get my juice out of the fridge because he fucking hides the nutcracker.
What a disrespectful piece of shit.[/QUOTE]
At this point, a flamethrower would simply not do the job..
[img]http://www.shoemoney.com/images/nuke.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;34365723]The server doesn't let us connect broseph[/QUOTE]
You using the right version? Film is on with me right now.
Hey Film, could you post a picture of your actual dad, again? I feel like drawing a picture of him stabbing your stepdad in the chest with a sword and I may need to use a reference just in case.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34364994]I was discussing more math shit with my friend, Bill on the topic of dividing by zero.
I told him to convert 0/10 into an interval wtihout using a calculator and to show his work.
[t]http://oi44.tinypic.com/28i9oug.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
That looks like something I would write down if someone told me to divide by zero.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34365584]Ow, my fucking hand. Thanks, Stepfather.
He keeps ALL of the beverages in the fridge SECURELY sealed so that only he can get into them.
Fuck sake, he closes the pop bottle cover as HARD AS HE CAN and then he fucking PUTS A NUTCRACKER ON IT, SQUEEZES AND CLOSES IT EVEN MORE.
Seriously, I just fucking cut my hand open trying to get my juice out of the fridge because he fucking hides the nutcracker.
What a disrespectful piece of shit.[/QUOTE]
No offense, but do something about it. Seriously. At least justify our ideas with a response.
My dad snores fucking loud, it's driving me nuts right now.
I also hate how my mom feels it is still necessary for her to comb my hair because I supposedly "don't wash it". I had it how I wanted it and then she sprays it and combs it into some shitty-feeling style. I'm 18 goddammit. And while I'm trying to eat fucking breakfast.
[QUOTE=tier56;34363947]That sucks, man. My friends don't really give a shit about what I use as my wallpaper. But they do like most of the ones I use.
Edit: You know what, because I'm feeling nice today, I'll upload some wallpapers for you guys to use if you want. Gimme a second.
[t]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7160/6751794301_6063e5f147_b.jpg[/t]
[t]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7174/6751794247_b99afcbc4e_b.jpg[/t]
[t]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7156/6751801753_89bbf6457b_b.jpg[/t]
[t]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7008/6751802017_d41348777e_b.jpg[/t]
[t]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7010/6751794657_8f29ebcbb3_b.jpg[/t]
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[t]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7161/6751852611_68a7f8ef5f_b.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
Do you have any for Fallout? :]
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;34366075]Do you have any for Fallout? :][/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.wallbase.cc/[/url]
Search for Fallout.
Why does FilmSlacker have a horrible step father? I mean god you can be bad, but not be stupid as fuck and treat your kids like shit, especially since they never did jack shit to you to begin with.
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;34366075]Do you have any for Fallout? :][/QUOTE]
I have two or three I think. I'll look for them.
[t]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7173/6752403117_7c701a118c_b.jpg[/t]
[t]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7151/6752403197_4fa6291f1f_b.jpg[/t]
[t]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7010/6752403297_6d049def5a_b.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;34366124][url]http://www.wallbase.cc/[/url]
Search for Fallout.[/QUOTE]
sweet
My cat caught a mouse and killed it
brought it inside
devoured almost everything but the liver or some other organ
and now I have to clean it up
FUCK
How my friend has started using reaction images, memes, and the word "nigger" recently. Seriously, he uses it in real life too.
Seriously, its annoying as fuck.
[QUOTE=Cructo;34364392]Holy fuck
Do you have that wallpaper in 1920x1080?[/QUOTE]
Yes I do.
[t]http://www.deviantart.com/download/243870555/rainbow_dash_glow_wallpaper_by_smockhobbes-d416zq3.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=smithy69;34364918]Last night I got high as fuck and wrote the dumbest song ever.
Isn't it beautiful?[/QUOTE]
Only because I'm an attention whore
[media]http://soundcloud.com/hardpoint-nomad/smithy[/media]
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