Shit That Gets You Mad v2.0 - The Endless Cycle of Hatred - General

I have History homework in which I have to ask a person from Germany if they learned about The Blitz at school. Any German Facepunchers wanna help me out? [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/heart.png[/img]

OH SHIT OH SHIT, LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE BELIEVES IN SOMETHING I DON'T BELIEVE IN. IT'S TIME TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT. /humans

The first date my girlfriend and I had was to a park. The date was great, we hit it off, blah blah. well I rolled up the picnic blanket, she drove me home, and everything was cool. So we were chatting online the same night (very late, like 4am or so) and I mentioned I needed to wash the picnic blanket. So I unfold it from the bag it was in, and two of her hair ties fall to the floor, one black and the other purple. I told her about them, and she was like "Keep them, to remember our first date by." So I've worn them on my wrist for well over a year and a half now... And just last weekend, I took them off to shower, and they have gone missing. FML. I lost the two hair ties. :'(

[QUOTE=Brock Obama;34376072]The first date my girlfriend and I had was to a park. The date was great, we hit it off, blah blah. well I rolled up the picnic blanket, she drove me home, and everything was cool. So we were chatting online the same night (very late, like 4am or so) and I mentioned I needed to wash the picnic blanket. So I unfold it from the bag it was in, and two of her hair ties fall to the floor, one black and the other purple. I told her about them, and she was like "Keep them, to remember our first date by." So I've worn them on my wrist for well over a year and a half now... And just last weekend, I took them off to shower, and they have gone missing. FML. I lost the two hair ties. :'([/QUOTE] That seems kind of strange to be honest.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34374729]My mom says she is thinking about taking the internet away because I disagree with her ideals, and listen instead to the 'crazy kooks' on the internet.[/QUOTE] "Your children aren't [b]your[/b] children" - Kahlil Gibran. I think it fits the situation.

How I almost missed my exam because I was late for it and I dropped one of my books and said "Fuck off" There happened to be a person who looks after special need kids around me when I said that, and she said "Who did you say that to?" "I dunno. Whoever is in control of madness" (Sheogorath) Then I saw her Christianity necklace. +5 minutes to being late because she explained how I should never swear at god.

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34375780]Tip: Study two days before if you want to but don't study the day before the exam. You remember a lot less of the things you've read(according to several teachers and studies (I think)) when you study the day before.[/QUOTE] It's the only bit I need to go over. I'm relying heavily on the recency effect atm. Unfortunately, this is the only way I can study - when I'm under a lot of pressure. x___x

I think it was more an offhand empty threat. I'd post the entire convo but it's long as shit. This part is important though: [quote] Me:Well, if you want me to start being more vocal, I'll start being more vocal. So to start off, question, why do you dislike transgendered people? Mom:I don't dislike them. I dislike the way they are treated and don't want that for my son. Me:I'm not going to be treated very nice anyway. I can shrug off comments or insults. And some of my friend-girls have said I could pass if I got hormones. Mom:You have a few more years. No matter how long that seems to you its not. So just like the flag go through the motions and when your an adult do what you like Me:I intend to, but it would be nice if you helped the passing time go by easier. I want to buy clothes, yeah, but I don't have to walk around outside in em. If we get me my (and it is pretty much my) computer in my room, then I can just spend my time in there, being Caroline. Mom:Like I say those pics are great and when your older fine. But people now know you. Its not just insults and comments. Its getting your ass beat. Its getting killed in some cases. As an adult those chances get drastically lowered. Although boys make the mistake of hitting on a guy and he be a homophobic tard and same thing down the road. Also to take into consideration learning ways to defend yourself before adapting any such lifestyle If I did get you anything you would have to wear it only in your bedroom. And what's the point then? Me:Well, computer in my room = me in my room almost 24/7. I don't need people to see me to feel good wearing the clothes. Whenever I wear girls clothes or makeup and get to be girly I'm way happier. Mom: I need you to watch babies when Griz takes me to school. Ron's going to put on the new power steering pump Me:Mmkay. Will you help me with the clothes though? Mom:Yeah Not right this second but I will[/quote]

[QUOTE=FreakySoup;34375834]3 am is the best time to eat krabby patties[/QUOTE] I never really got why people would even want krabby patties anyway. How the hell is a soggy as fuck hamburger considered to be so appealing that so many people want to eat it?

[QUOTE=tier56;34376473]I never really got why people would even want krabby patties anyway. How the hell is a soggy as fuck hamburger considered to be so appealing that so many people want to eat it?[/QUOTE] You wonder why they want to eat Krabby Patties, yet you don't wonder why there are talking fish and underground buildings.

I got banned for sexual harassment on xbox live for one day. ARE YOU SHITTING ME. According to my friend, some guy reported me because I muted him

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34374729]Might be leaving facepunch. My mom says she is thinking about taking the internet away because I disagree with her ideals, and listen instead to the 'crazy kooks' on the internet.[/QUOTE] what [H2]NO[/H2] [RELEASE][H2]NONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOO[/H2][/RELEASE]

I signed up for a class that I'm not at all ready for, is way too complicated for me, and I have no interest in at all. I have 3 more years to try an advanced technology course, why did I have to choose one for 9th grade? God fucking dammit.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;34377313]glod menbers[/QUOTE] Was Garry/Whoever drunk when he wrote that?

Fuck I just thought that someone had gifted me Gold Membership when I saw the new forums on the main page.

[QUOTE='TheDark[PL];34377367']Was Garry/Whoever drunk when he wrote that?[/QUOTE] No, it's probably based off of Adventure Time. Their concept of "God" in a post-apocalyptic world is called "Glod", and Adventure Time is a show enjoyed by many Facepunchers, from what I've seen.

Usually gold members write by slapping their hands on the keyboard so garry wrote it like that.

When your playing Tribes and you're doing like a million KPH as a pathfinder then some juggernaut llamas the flag. Or when you're in position to start a good run for the flag, but you don't want to say 'I'll get the flag guys!' cause if you fuck it up you'll be too embarrassed to keep playing. Feels bad man.

Something that gets me mad? How fucking little I understand about myself. ._.

As much as I am against violence, me and some friends plan on beating the shit out of this guy on Friday. Why? Well, it's a pretty long story, but the short of it is: He had unprotected sex with a 12 year old girl (he's 14) while he was practically in a relationship with a girl in my class. On top of that, he's a pretentious asshole who acts cool but he's not. Everyone wants to kick the shit out of him, and we plan on it.

[QUOTE=smithy69;34377778]As much as I am against violence, me and some friends plan on beating the shit out of this guy on Friday. Why? Well, it's a pretty long story, but the short of it is: He had unprotected sex with a 12 year old girl (he's 14) while he was practically in a relationship with a girl in my class. On top of that, he's a pretentious asshole who acts cool but he's not. Everyone wants to kick the shit out of him, and we plan on it.[/QUOTE] Or you could act mature and like, not beat him up? Last I checked, beating someone up is pretty illegal.

[QUOTE=Red scout?;34377818]Or you could act mature and like, not beat him up? Last I checked, beating someone up is pretty illegal.[/QUOTE] So is fucking a 12 year old girl, but no one's after him. I don't think I'll do much to him anyway. I might not even get involved. My friends might not even do anything to him, except for one guy I know. He wanted to so badly today at school, but he couldn't. Like I said, I don't usually condone violence, but this asshole deserves it.

[QUOTE=smithy69;34377893]So is fucking a 12 year old girl, but no one's after him. I don't think I'll do much to him anyway. I might not even get involved. My friends might not even do anything to him, except for one guy I know. He wanted to so badly today at school, but he couldn't. Like I said, I don't usually condone violence, but this asshole deserves it.[/QUOTE] They were both underage, I dont really see the problem here.

Sandman, just remind her that you're a human being, and are entitled to your own opinion.

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So it turns out the real reason I got banned from Xbox Live for a day is because get this I had a really offensive work in my motto here it comes cover your children's eyes [SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB]LESBIAN[/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34378155][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Avatars/KRABS.PNG[/img] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/tumblr_lnxsy5EqtG1qzyufx.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] He must hate you a lot if he's glad you'll be gone soon. I'll miss you.

[QUOTE=Skerion;34378241]He must hate you a lot if he's glad you'll be gone soon. I'll miss you.[/QUOTE] which is hilarious because all it took to start his 'campaign' was disagreeing with him on one thing [editline]24th January 2012[/editline] dudes relax there's like a 10% chance she'd actually follow through with it I just said that so that if it just so happened that I stopped posting forever you'd know what happened

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34378155]-redscoutshit-[/QUOTE] So did I ever tell you about his T-shirt with the anthro shark in a bikini on it?

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34378239]So it turns out the real reason I got banned from Xbox Live for a day is because get this I had a really offensive work in my motto here it comes cover your children's eyes [SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB]LESBIAN[/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/QUOTE] That's subbed so much we can't even see it Also, how is lesbian an offensive word? That's like saying that black is an offensive word.