Shit That Gets You Mad v2.0 - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34422741]I really need to get around to watching Metalocalypse.[/QUOTE]
It's brilliant, it's even better if you like Melodeath [Melodic Death Metal] (which I do)
[QUOTE=kaine123;34422623]I honestly don't give a shit, I really just don't think it's worth the effort. Anyway this is nothing at all compared to my middle school, where people made a fad where they took turns spitting on me as I walked down the hallway and when I reported at least 15 people the school administration did absolutely nothing and my parents were so pissed that they threatened to sue the school. I ended up being home schooled in the second half of 8th grade because of how bad it got. Things are MUCH better now in High School. (I'm a Sophomore.) Though dicks from my old school still treat me like shit on occasion.[/QUOTE]
This is why we need to teach self defense. "Oh you want to spit on me? Hold on, let me fucking MMA style pin you on the ground."
How nobody knows who Norman Borlaug is.
I mean seriously he's pretty much one of the best people to ever exist and nobody I know but my AP Human Geography Teacher knows shit about him.
I mean, okay, Steve Jobs dies, people are talking about giving him a holiday to remember him.
Norman Borlaug dies, no holiday plans.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RD2Gigny8I[/media]
[H2]I MEAN C'MON[/H2]
[editline]27th January 2012[/editline]
he deserves a fucking [b]STATUE[/B]
[editline]27th January 2012[/editline]
he deserves a fucking [b]EVERY AWARD WE CAN GIVE HIM[/B]
[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;34421562]Please tell me I'm not the only one that dislikes Mario and Zelda.[/QUOTE]
You're [i]never[/i] the only one.
[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;34421562]Please tell me I'm not the only one that dislikes Mario and Zelda.[/QUOTE]
I don't like Pac-man or Tetris, or many old games really so I guess I'm just scum or some shit
How much of a pain in the ass it is to get any form of ID at the DMV/Secretary of State.
It's going to take forever to get all of the documents I need.
How I only just found out about the Ricky Gervais show a day or two ago.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ztt30e-u7U[/media]
seriously, this is fucking [i]amazing.[/i]
[QUOTE=Zenpod;34422669][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHJSINPuOBU[/media][/QUOTE]
I gotta start watching shows like this more.
Just gave my social security # away to be claimed as a dependent for taxes, keep feeling like my identity will be stolen. I hate being a dependent.
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;34423560]I gotta start watching shows like this more.[/QUOTE]
If you're after just general Comedy, Red dwarf is a good place to start if you like British style humour.
But Metalocalypse is brilliant too
That the AI in CoH spawns shitloads of snipers if you can only spawn infantry.
Fuck you CoH.
I keep looking at the information for the college I want to go to.
Holy shit.
I'm not really mad, but it's kind of scaring me. I don't know why.
[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;34422964]This is why we need to teach self defense. "Oh you want to spit on me? Hold on, let me fucking MMA style pin you on the ground."[/QUOTE]
That's not self-defense, that's assault. Though in the beginning of 8th grade, a really ghetto kid walked up behind me and cracked me over the back of the head with a stack of heavy textbooks and started wailing on me. I basically went apeshit and gave him a black eye, broke his nose and chipped one of his front teeth teeth. I ended up getting suspended for 10 days and he got off with no punishment whatsoever. The Principal and Vice-Principal basically told me and my parents that I shouldn't have fought back. My Dad basically lost it and told the principal to fuck off and that I should be allowed to defend myself. That's when my parents decided to take me out of that god awful middle school.
[editline]edit:[/editline]Doctor Deeps, could you explain why this is so dumb?
Halfway through a major part in Majora's Mask. Turns out I need a powder keg. I don't have a fucking powder keg. I HAVE TO FUCKING FIGHT GOHT AGAIN SO I CAN GET MY FUCKING POWDER KEG! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! AND FOR WHAT!? SO I CAN LEARN A SONG THAT SPAWNS SCARY FUCKING STATUES SO I CAN GET THROUGH THE LAST LEVEL SO I CAN STOP THE FUCKING MOON FROM DESTROYING THE FUCKING WORLD! GOD DAMN IT!
How some people confuse the box rating with disagree.
Because of course if someone has opinion that they don't agree with with they have to be dumb.
How in someway in BF3 everyone can whip out their gun and spray you after running a mile and a half and kill you, but when you try to do the same thing, you have to wait for a delay and shit for your gun to come up. Also, I cannot hit jack shit with a sniper rifle apparently
Honestly, I wish modern video games would have soundtracks like this.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nssCEHsodA&feature=related[/media]
I would much prefer that instead of this.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgYM8uRcsIA[/media]
(Note: While I do like Mass Effect 2's soundtrack, it just doesn't get me into a 'CLEANSE, PURGE, KILL' mood as Quake 2's).
[QUOTE=smithy69;34423917]Halfway through a major part in Majora's Mask. Turns out I need a powder keg. I don't have a fucking powder keg. I HAVE TO FUCKING FIGHT GOHT AGAIN SO I CAN GET MY FUCKING POWDER KEG! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! AND FOR WHAT!? SO I CAN LEARN A SONG THAT SPAWNS SCARY FUCKING STATUES SO I CAN GET THROUGH THE LAST LEVEL SO I CAN STOP THE FUCKING MOON FROM DESTROYING THE FUCKING WORLD! GOD DAMN IT![/QUOTE]
If you've been authorized by the big Goron in Goron Village, you should be able to just buy a powder keg from the bomb shop in Clock Town.
And you only need to be authorized once. As long as you approach the powder keg salesgoron in Clock Town and have been authorized at some point while playing the game (you don't have to do it again if you go back in time), all you have to do is wear your goron mask and he'll sell them to you.
I just got a knife scraped against the grain of my fingernail.
[highlight]JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST THAT HURTS[/HIGHLIGHT]
[QUOTE=Sashaisme;34424204]If you've been authorized by the big Goron in Goron Village, you should be able to just buy a powder keg from the bomb shop in Clock Town.
And you only need to be authorized once. As long as you approach the powder keg salesgoron in Clock Town and have been authorized at some point while playing the game (you don't have to do it again if you go back in time), all you have to do is wear your goron mask and he'll sell them to you.[/QUOTE]
So you're telling me I've fought Goht about 8 times for no reason? GDUIGHSUIFSDUIGFSYUGFYUDSGSDYUGFSDUGFDYUSGSUDIGFSDUIHFSDGFYHU! FUCKING HELL!
People think I'm invincible, because I'm 6' and black.
That doesn't give you the right, to hit me with everything you find. My friends all shot me with airsoft guns within like three feet, and after I was screaming ouch. They all ran up to me, and called me a pussy. God fucking dammit you pieces of shit fuck you.
[QUOTE=Moja;34424690]People think I'm invincible, because I'm 6' and black.
That doesn't give you the right, to hit me with everything you find. My friends all shot me with airsoft guns within like three feet, and after I was screaming ouch. They all ran up to me, and called me a pussy. God fucking dammit you pieces of shit fuck you.[/QUOTE]
Getting shot with an airsoft gun is not fun. I have had my friend shoot my ass, with a springer famas, it stung but didn't hurt much. Getting shot in the ear? Diff story
How most 'friends' you can find today are at least 50% annoying, NO! If being social means I have to put up with their bullshit for most of the time then fuck it.
If they are only going to be real friends SOMETIMES then have massive moodswings and call you a fag for not sharing your lunch or something then I don't feel like it.
I have so many stories of 'friends' deciding to be douchebags, fuck humans.
I found out today that my 78 year old Latin teacher plays Warhammer 40k.
I wish my teachers played CS or CoD4.
I feel so bad for not beating Majora's Mask sooner. I spent way too much time with OoT, which is why. I beat that game multiple times, and I never paid much attention to it's (in some ways) superior sequel. It's sad, really. I mean, I still haven't beaten it, but I'm close now.
[QUOTE=kaine123;34424853]I found out today that my 78 year old Latin teacher plays Warhammer 40k.[/QUOTE]
40k is fucking awesome. I like how everything in it gets maxed up to 11. Seriously, where else can you get genetically enhanced warrior priest space marines who have guns that are essentially full auto rocket launchers?
Those days when you've got so much free time but feel no motivation. I should be drawing or writing dammit.
When it's 4am and you get inspired to do that thing you really want to do or get that best idea for something but you can't.Then the next morning you get up and you don't do that thing you really want to, because you realize that that thing you want to do is ridiculous and you don't have time or anything to do that and you just arn't good enough
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Finding naked photos of yourself at a very young age.
I don't even know if I'm mad, just confused.
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