Shit That Gets You Mad v2.0 - The Endless Cycle of Hatred - General

My dad told me before that he wants to teach me to drive on a nice, sunny, not cold as balls day. It's called the heater. Jesus.

Also French sucks.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34449824]Are you fucking kidding me. I'd kill for that internet speed. I get 0.40 mb/s on high speed. er "high speed"[/QUOTE] that's not his internet speed. that's his write speed for his hard drive. [QUOTE=Red scout?;34449750][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bjTRRnfEC4[/media] WHY DOES THIS NEVER HAPPEN WHEN I PLAY BF3? >:C Even if I was to get in that situation i would probably miss every damn shot and then get my back filled with buckshot[/QUOTE] which one of those players thought it was smart to be that grouped up?

[QUOTE=Bytecry;34449930]that's not his internet speed. that's his write speed for his hard drive.[/QUOTE] Oh god that's fucking hilarious.

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34449810]Also French sucks.[/QUOTE] I agree with you

I was talking to HorizoN and suddenly lost connection to Steam. Sonofabitch.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34449964]I get 90 kb/s for copying files on my hard drive. Goddammit, it's like I'm looking into the future.[/QUOTE] Are you serious, even my shitty hard drive has a write speed of 105Mb/s

[QUOTE=Bytecry;34449930]which one of those players thought it was smart to be that grouped up?[/QUOTE] Simple, all of them.

[QUOTE=tier56;34450396]Simple, all of them.[/QUOTE] 64 metro. such a small map, with a large amount of players. i'm hardly surprised.

[QUOTE=matthaios;34450306]Are you serious, even my shitty hard drive has a write speed of 105Mb/s[/QUOTE] SSD baby.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34450800]Oh God, someone on my wall is trying to defend the "I love Jesus, but hate religion" guy. This is going to be fun...[/QUOTE] I'll try to be as nice and civil as possible. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/heart.png[/img]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34451094]Oh God, he just said that "guide" meant "to treat with respect".[/QUOTE] How can these people go about their daily lives like this Does not compute

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34449824]Are you fucking kidding me. I'd kill for that internet speed. I get 0.40 mb/s on high speed. er

Downloading an oblivion mod from rapidshare. I have to wait. Get this. 5 guys get this 5 minutes.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34451094]Oh God, he just said that "guide" meant "to treat with respect".[/QUOTE] guide/gīd/ Noun: A person who advises or shows the way to others. Verb: Show or indicate the way to (someone). someone point out the part that talks about respect in there

That little bit of skin behind you nail that ALWAYS rips off, but not fully, nooooo, them f*ckers decide to cling on. So you rip that b*tch off and it stings for the next five hours whenever you touch something. Is censoring required for rage mode? I don't even.

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;34451375]Downloading an oblivion mod from rapidshare. I have to wait. Get this. 5 guys get this 5 minutes.[/QUOTE] For one file, it's not really that bad. But if you happen to have to download one file split across 10 parts, all hosted on RapidShare or similar sites... :suicide:

When you WANT to sleep, but CAN'T sleep. Also when you forget to Shift+Alt and type all that shit in Russian.

[QUOTE=Red scout?;34449750][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bjTRRnfEC4[/media] WHY DOES THIS NEVER HAPPEN WHEN I PLAY BF3? >:C Even if I was to get in that situation i would probably miss every damn shot and then get my back filled with buckshot[/QUOTE] I did that once, but I was smart and had c4

you know what I don't get about christianity why send Jesus then like why bother with those assholes in their tents okay so if God's all powerful, doesn't God know exactly what's going to happen in the future, and if so, doesn't he think it'd be a better idea to have his son go abouuuut right now? Yeah, y'know, that way Jesus could perform much more world changing miracles, and we could just kinda fucking record it and prove that he's actually doing it wouldn't that make more sense

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34451883]you know what I don't get about christianity why send Jesus then like why bother with those assholes in their tents okay so if God's all powerful, doesn't God know exactly what's going to happen in the future, and if so, doesn't he think it'd be a better idea to have his son go abouuuut right now? Yeah, y'know, that way Jesus could perform much more world changing miracles, and we could just kinda fucking record it and prove that he's actually doing it wouldn't that make more sense[/QUOTE] could've sent him to china, where they could read or write. Or just wait till we're more advanced and cared about morals. Even then though I don't see the point, it's implying that the only way to be good is through what jesus says which is very false

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34452046]Watching my little sister play video games. It's painful. I didn't suck this much at games when I was 10...I don't know, I should have introduced her to gaming when she was younger. My stepfather thinks video games are "stupid" and doesn't like her playing them. Then I bought a Nintendo 64 last summer in secret. He found it the other day and threatened to sell it because we already have an Xbox 360. (Flawless logic right there.) My brother told him that it was my money and that I should be able to buy anything I wanted if it didn't hurt anyone. "It's hurting our power bill!" "And you're hurting him by picking on him all the time. Leave him alone." ANYWAY, long story short, my little sister has been playing a lot of Donkey Kong 64 lately. Every time I tell her to press a button, she always has to look at the controller for about 5 seconds. I'm not saying that it's a bad thing that she's playing games, but it just feels tedious showing her how to play.[/QUOTE] Your brother is a bro. Well :v:

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34452046]Watching my little sister play video games. It's painful. I didn't suck this much at games when I was 10...I don't know, I should have introduced her to gaming when she was younger. My stepfather thinks video games are "stupid" and doesn't like her playing them. Then I bought a Nintendo 64 last summer in secret. He found it the other day and threatened to sell it because we already have an Xbox 360. (Flawless logic right there.) My brother told him that it was my money and that I should be able to buy anything I wanted if it didn't hurt anyone. "It's hurting our power bill!" "And you're hurting him by picking on him all the time. Leave him alone." ANYWAY, long story short, my little sister has been playing a lot of Donkey Kong 64 lately. Every time I tell her to press a button, she always has to look at the controller for about 5 seconds. I'm not saying that it's a bad thing that she's playing games, but it just feels tedious showing her how to play.[/QUOTE] Eh I've been like that with my 6 year old brother when he plays games like Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in Time on the PS3 or Super Mario Galaxy 2 on the Wii. He has a hard time figuring out the way games play at first, but give him about 30 - 50 minutes and he's completely okay afterwards.

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;34451375]Downloading an oblivion mod from rapidshare. I have to wait. Get this. 5 guys get this 5 minutes.[/QUOTE] Talk about first world problems. Also, scene kids get me mad. This one girl on my facebook list who I just unfriended split up with her boyfriend of 2 FUCKING WEEKS OH MY GOD THAT'S TRAGIC and she hasn't stopped writing depressed status's about it for a week now. God damn, move on you fool

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34452046]Watching my little sister play video games. It's painful. I didn't suck this much at games when I was 10...I don't know, I should have introduced her to gaming when she was younger. My stepfather thinks video games are "stupid" and doesn't like her playing them. Then I bought a Nintendo 64 last summer in secret. He found it the other day and threatened to sell it because we already have an Xbox 360. (Flawless logic right there.) My brother told him that it was my money and that I should be able to buy anything I wanted if it didn't hurt anyone. "It's hurting our power bill!" "And you're hurting him by picking on him all the time. Leave him alone." ANYWAY, long story short, my little sister has been playing a lot of Donkey Kong 64 lately. Every time I tell her to press a button, she always has to look at the controller for about 5 seconds. I'm not saying that it's a bad thing that she's playing games, but it just feels tedious showing her how to play.[/QUOTE] I've been playing video games since I was 2. I mainly taught myself, but my mother showed me a few tricks. For example, she told me to burn that tree in the original Legend of Zelda so I can get the extra heart for my life meter and then get the stronger sword.

How most of the skins on GameBanana for the AR2 are modern military weapons, FFS, it's a goddamn rifle that fires small pulses of dark energy, how the fuck is it going to look like an M4?

When my mom and sister have an open discussion about periods at dinner.

[QUOTE=SockFC;34453563]When my mom and sister have an open discussion about periods at dinner.[/QUOTE] You really need to fuck with them, and just be all like "SO MOM, HOW'S YOUR FLOW NOW? STILL BLEEDING A DECENT AMOUNT?" in public.

[QUOTE=SockFC;34453563]When my mom and sister have an open discussion about periods at dinner.[/QUOTE] If they do that start talking to your dad about pooping [editline]29th January 2012[/editline] Or jerking off either one works

[QUOTE=SockFC;34453563]When my mom and sister have an open discussion about periods at dinner.[/QUOTE] "Girly things"