Shit That Gets You Mad v2.0 - The Endless Cycle of Hatred - General

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34086526]My stepfather does that to my brother all the time. "RYAN PATRICK!" "Yep. That's my name, don't wear it out." Pisses him off so much, it's great.[/QUOTE] It's so redundant. I mean, my mother does it if she's already tried just my first name, but my grandmother just yells it like it's her job. It's so annoying. [editline]7th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=PotatoArmada;34086521]I'm sort of angry that I want to have a kid and name him Spud but I'm pretty sure my future wife wouldn't allow that.[/QUOTE] I want a kid named Luke just so that when he has a phone, I can put myself in his contacts as "Darth Vader". I need a life...

[TABLE="width: 500, align: center"] [TR] [TD][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ihGIa.png[/IMG][/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [QUOTE=Bytecry;34086529]My sleeping pattern is so fucked up. School on Monday. I'm dreading having to face that Monday morning when I'm pissed off because my holiday's over. 2:13am. I should really go to bed.[/QUOTE] Holiday: Went to bed at 6-7 AM every day. School started, did all nighter day before. Going to bed at 12AM every day. Weekend now, 3:17 AM and still not tired, but will probably turn off now.. Don't want to ruin my sleep schedule again. Edit: Yes I am bored.

I'm supposed to be boarding the bus at 1:40 pm, just now organized everything to pack. I need to put a duffel bag under the coach and I have the absolute worst feeling that a crooked/stupid employee will end up causing my bag to go missing. I hate taking the Greyhound.. So much.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34085093]My little sister telling me stories from her school. Holy fuck, I thought my teachers were bad. One of them at her school doesn't allow kids to piss when they don't "ask correctly". You can't say "can I use the bathroom". You have to say "may I use the bathroom", and he NEVER repeats the rules. A girl in her class asked him over and over: "can I use the bathroom?". He never responded and she pissed her pants. Fucking asshole.[/QUOTE] My teachers did that reminding thing too, but that was just a reminder to do it next time and they let us go. For your sister's school, that's just horrible.

I can breathe through my eyes.

When someone says they're good friends with this person they've never met and you're like "Wait, how the fuck can you-" And then you realize that the internet.

I hate when people incorrectly refer to themselves or others as nerds and/or geeks. I also hate when they're incapable of differentiating the two. Here, let my good friend Chris explain: [video=youtube;aQy90emFhAc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQy90emFhAc[/video]

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;34087104]I can breathe through my eyes.[/QUOTE] [B]what.[/B]

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;34087104]I can breathe through my eyes.[/QUOTE] whoa nelly

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;34087104]I can breathe through my eyes.[/QUOTE] May I ask how this is even biologically possible?

[QUOTE=tier56;34087386]May I ask how this is even biologically possible?[/QUOTE] it isn't

It is. The tear ducts are connected to the nose. Brandon is just stupid.

You cannot inhale through your eyes, though you can exhale through them. I've a few friends who can, and a girl I used to know could do it with great force, as well as exhale in general with tremendous might.

I can inhale and exhale from my eyes.

[QUOTE=Zorus;34087802]You cannot inhale through your eyes, though you can exhale through them. I've a few friends who can, and a girl I used to know could do it with great force, as well as exhale in general with tremendous might.[/QUOTE] Well you're wrong. <3

I don't know, but I have this huge tic when people call something "gay". I'm not overly supportive of gays, but using it as a replacement for something that is stupid or wrong is just immature and childish. Grow up you fucking twats.

Yes! Girlfriend is back, we're hanging out tomorrow. Finally, I missed being able to talk to her.

Having headaches. I'm trying to watch The Big Lebowski for the first time and my damn head hurts!

[QUOTE=jbthekid;34088229]Having headaches. I'm trying to watch The Big Lebowski for the first time and my damn head hurts![/QUOTE] That movie gets so fucking confusing that I ended up with a headache when I first watched it.

I have a dead pixel on my brand new monitor. It's incredibly saddening to me because it's in the middle of the screen and I keep noticing it.

Bought a video game from some kind of Dutch eBay, been checking my mail for the past 4 days and still haven't received it (I usually receive mail the day after it's sent). I'm really impatient with this kind of stuff, so I e-mailed him 4 days ago and he started ignoring me completely. I decided to google him and I found a bunch of info including pictures of his girlfriend and 2 year old son, not sure what to do though.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34088242]That movie gets so fucking confusing that I ended up with a headache when I first watched it.[/QUOTE] Damn, really? Come to think of it, it is kind of confusing. I'm just trying to enjoy the funny parts I guess.

I need STGYM's help. What was that website that some of you use that has a chatroom and a whiteboard? A couple of my friends want to chat with me on it. [editline]6th January 2012[/editline] I think SuperDuper might know.

[QUOTE=Average User;34088113]I don't know, but I have this huge tic when people call something "gay". I'm not overly supportive of gays, but using it as a replacement for something that is stupid or wrong is just immature and childish. Grow up you fucking twats.[/QUOTE] Oh, yes! Prime example.. I was talking about Pokemon to some other friends on a Garry's Mod server. Some idgit with a l33t h4x0r cawadooty name piped up and said, and I quote... "POKEMANS GAY!!" I said, and with my mic nonetheless which is rare, but to emphasize my words... "I fail to see how a franchise can be homosexual, as it does not have a sex, nor has a consciousness to have a sexual preference." "well then your gay" _____ was kicked for reason: My gay? I have a gay? Never came back. Note: It wasn't forbidden to have an opinion, but it was a rule not to be an asshole, which he broke thrice. First time about something else. [QUOTE=Mr. Face;34088607]I need STGYM's help. What was that website that some of you use that has a chatroom and a whiteboard? A couple of my friends want to chat with me on it. [editline]6th January 2012[/editline] I think SuperDuper might know.[/QUOTE] Uhh... I used to know the name but I've since forgot... Sorry.

Honestly, imo, it's a vernacular term. It's not the same word. Which is retarded, I know... but that's how I see it.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;34088607]I need STGYM's help. What was that website that some of you use that has a chatroom and a whiteboard? A couple of my friends want to chat with me on it. [editline]6th January 2012[/editline] I think SuperDuper might know.[/QUOTE] You mean tinychat?

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34088727]You mean tinychat?[/QUOTE] [I][B] You'd know[/B][/I]

How a lot of people I know have a huge hard-on for the muppets. I watched it myself, and I never really found it all that funny.

ughhhh, this damn argument in this thread [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1153356[/url]

People who walk in front of me suddenly deciding to stop and say hi to someone or something. I GOT PLACES TO BE.