Shit That Gets You Mad v2.0 - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;34092996]I don't like it when my sister licks me, why?
She thought I was watching porn and thus wanted to see my screen, but I had the LGBT chat thread up and so I had to defend my computer. Causing an epic battle between good and evil and she licked my arm, then my ear, while trying to get the laptop from me. She WAS going to tell my mum that I was watching porn and to check my dropbox, computer, everything. Thankfully my mum came in and told her to stop.
God damnit sis.[/QUOTE]
She was fucking licking you? That fact alone sounds weird as fuck, really.
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;34092996]I don't like it when my sister licks me, why?
She thought I was watching porn and thus wanted to see my screen, but I had the LGBT chat thread up and so I had to defend my computer. Causing an epic battle between good and evil and she licked my arm, then my ear, while trying to get the laptop from me. She WAS going to tell my mum that I was watching porn and to check my dropbox, computer, everything. Thankfully my mum came in and told her to stop.
God damnit sis.[/QUOTE]
That sounds hot. I'm serious.
[QUOTE=tier56;34093009]She was fucking licking you? That fact alone sounds weird as fuck, really.[/QUOTE]
Makes it sound like some ecchi/hentai anime. :v:
[QUOTE=tier56;34093009]She was fucking licking you? That fact alone sounds weird as fuck, really.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, she licked my arm and got slobber all over it, eugh.
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;34093019]Yeah, she licked my arm and got slobber all over it, eugh.[/QUOTE]
On the positive side, you get more action than me. :suicide:
[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34093028]On the positive site, you get more action than me. :suicide:[/QUOTE]
If I can move to Vancouver then I would for sure get some. It's really nice there. But I wasn't getting the kind of action I prefer, ugh.
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;34092996]I don't like it when my sister licks me, why?
She thought I was watching porn and thus wanted to see my screen, but I had the LGBT chat thread up and so I had to defend my computer. Causing an epic battle between good and evil and she licked my arm, then my ear, while trying to get the laptop from me. She WAS going to tell my mum that I was watching porn and to check my dropbox, computer, everything. Thankfully my mum came in and told her to stop.
God damnit sis.[/QUOTE]
The other night my ten year old sister and nine year old step-brother came into my room asking me if I know any good porn sites. Of course, I didn't give them any because, well, why would I give children links to porn sites. Anyway, she continued to bother me. Of course, bothering for me is when someone like that takes my guitar and abuses it. There's a very sentimental story behind that guitar. I seldom let anyone play it.
In the end though, they left after I went on 2204355.com.
[QUOTE=smithy69;34093037]The other night my ten year old sister and nine year old step-brother came into my room asking me if I know any good porn sites. Of course, I didn't give them any because, well, why would I give children links to porn sites. Anyway, she continued to bother me. Of course, bothering for me is when someone like that takes my guitar and abuses it. There's a very sentimental story behind that guitar. I seldom let anyone play it.
In the end though, they left after I went on 2204355.com.[/QUOTE]
My sis basically yelled this:
"OH YEA JOEL ARE YOU ON REDTUBE OR SOMETHING LOOKING UP SOME HOT GIRLS IN BIKINIS?"
My dad is pissing me off. I'm not talking to my brother and he's making a deal out of it because I'm holding a grudge. Fuck off. He's a massive hypocrite. Your the one who intentionally guilt trips him, who makes him feel like crap for failing uni, for not finding a house. My brother isn't speaking to me either. Who does he shout at? Me? He's blaming it for me being angry. So if you shout insults at me and you expect me to be all happy dandy, your a freaking retard.
I put some money in the bank and what does he say? "Oh no. Sam's put his money in the bank. He's just going to spend it on games. You should of bought that laptop you wanted, it would of been a better choice". I felt like throwing something when he said this. I still WANT a fucking laptop, it's just that you gave me a ridiculous budget and tried to demotivate me out of buying it. This isn't the first time he's done that. He complains out my spending habits, he's the one who spends thousands of pounds on watches, clothes.
Great. Now he's calling me.
I hate not having anything to eat. Also how I can't run Minecraft all that well but CoD4 runs just fine.
Any tips on limiting Minecraft to one cpu on OSX?
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;34093051]My sis basically yelled this:
"OH YEA JOEL ARE YOU ON REDTUBE OR SOMETHING LOOKING UP SOME HOT GIRLS IN BIKINIS?"[/QUOTE]
My sister asked about RedTube when they were bothering me. Again, I didn't give them any links. I just said something along the lines of "If you really want to watch porn, just fucking Google it!"
I mean, it's not as bad as giving them the links.
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;34093051]My sis basically yelled this:
"OH YEA JOEL ARE YOU ON REDTUBE OR SOMETHING LOOKING UP SOME HOT GIRLS IN BIKINIS?"[/QUOTE]
Jesus fuck, does your sister even know your gay to begin with?
[QUOTE=tier56;34093097]Jesus fuck, does your sister even know your gay to begin with?[/QUOTE]
No she doesn't and probably won't until I'm out of school like the rest of my family.
[QUOTE=smithy69;34093094]My sister asked about RedTube when they were bothering me. Again, I didn't give them any links. I just said something along the lines of "If you really want to watch porn, just fucking Google it!"
I mean, it's not as bad as giving them the links.[/QUOTE]
They're a bit young to ask about it. Don't you think?
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;34093138]No she doesn't and probably won't until I'm out of school like the rest of my family.
They're a bit young to ask about it. Don't you think?[/QUOTE]
Well, I was around my step-brother's age when I discovered it. Of course, I started with the Newgrounds mature section which is pretty well nothing but hentai.
Dear god what the hell.
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Haha yeah for sure I'll do that school!
EDIT: My sis just came in here asking me if I drew breasts on pieces of paper and hid them in my backpack because I didn't want her to use any of my pens. I said no and she said:
"Wow you're a fag anyway haha."
Huh.
I have to buy a computer monitor for my parents store with my Christmas money.
What the FUCK? I was saving for a new computer, you can't buy it yourself?
Oh thank god I got some extra cover just in case I do decide to date. My sis thinks I have a girlfriend or something. *Phew*
Some of these fucking ridiculous missions in GTA3 which can almost only be accomplished with a controller. Playing it on the iPod, by the way.
Battlefield 3, I don't want to see a death animation all the time.
[QUOTE=Bytecry;34094273]Battlefield 3, I don't want to see a death animation all the time.[/QUOTE]
Getting stabbed in the single player.
I got bored of it and moved back onto L.A Noire. It's so fun.
School on Monday, fuck that shit
Turns out my desktop had a hard drive failure. FUCK.
Freezing my ass off, even though it's 48F out.
(In Ohio, that's inexplicably warm for Winter. :l)
How easy it is to end an argument.
My dad showed me a discussion on a message board about stocks and such. He didn't comment, he just wanted to show me how these people went for pages insulting each-other and just totally freaking out.
And the comment that ended it all?
"This stock is a poopy turd"
:v:
[QUOTE=kaine123;34094677]Turns out my desktop had a hard drive failure. FUCK.[/QUOTE]
And right when I had a Latin project in Source SDK, and Robotics build season is starting today.
[QUOTE=kaine123;34094731]And right when I had a Latin project in Source SDK, and Robotics build season is starting today.[/QUOTE]
TIP:
Use fucking dropbox. Save EVERYTHING school related to dropbox.
If your HDD fails you will still have it + you can access the files on other computers without manually having to bring them over with a USB or another HDD.
These full metal walking pieces of shit are so badly designed that it pisses me off.
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[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34094799]TIP:
Use fucking dropbox. Save EVERYTHING school related to dropbox.
If your HDD fails you will still have it + you can access the files on other computers without manually having to bring them over with a USB or another HDD.[/QUOTE]
Wow, why have I never thought of this.
When I post on a thread, any thread, and everyone suddenly stops posting in that thread.
Am I ugly or something? :<
i remember when I lived in Florida, my friends and I would set a Super Smash Bros match to all bots on the highest level and bid on which one would win
why can't I enjoy vidya as much as I did before
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