Shit That Gets You Mad v2.0 - The Endless Cycle of Hatred - General

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;34097375]I just had the most horrible thought pop into my head and feel bad for thinking it and it was about FilmSlackers step-dad. What if, in an alternate universe, FilmSlackers dad is a bro, and FilmSlacker is a douche to HIM and makes him cry and feel bad.[/QUOTE] Holy shit, dude. That's insane.

I feel so bad and mad for thinking it :saddowns:

When I feel like I don't fit in anywhere, especially on Facepunch.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34097502]Hey, it's fine. I've had 3 dreams in the past week about killing him; how do you think I feel? :( I mean, I fucking hate him, but I could never kill anyone.[/QUOTE] I would, if someone deserved it. I'm like Dexter that way. I could easily kill someone who deserved it. I don't necessarily think your step-dad deserves to die, but he should be put away somewhere for what he does to your family.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34095247]Having tourettes syndrome.[/QUOTE] Having autism.

Thing I hate today: "Alright, sweet, I don't have to be at work for six hours, I have time to do my laundry and go shopping and then play some games!" (phone rings) "Hey, Doomish, it's your boss, someone called off so I need you to come in RIGHT NOW and absolutely nobody else can do it, thanks lol"

When I drop a chip on the floor under my desk, and I can't fucking find it, like a GOD DAMN BLACK HOLE SUDDENLY CAME AND ATE IT. And then when mom comes in to the room.... She finds it instantly like her eyes magically magnetized to it. Thankfully she knows what this is like so I don't get in trouble for "making a mess"...

Not knowing what to get with 200 €, at all. AND being afraid of wasting it all in one sitting. Money gives me headaches.

How I feel pain in dreams. Was feeding seals or some shit with fish for a documentary and I ran out of fish. One of the seals decided to bite my package and Jesus fuck it hurted AND WOULD NOT LET GO until someone threw another fish. I still feel pain in my left nut for some reason.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34097889]So close to snapping right now. My brother just got home from a friend's house at 2:04 PM and my stepfather flew into him like a bat out of hell. "Explain yourself." "What?" "I said that you were to be here by 2:00. You're late." "Yeah, by 4 minutes. I ran into traffic on my way here." "You should have planned ahead, Ryan. You're grounded for a week." "Oh, bullshit. Is there something that needs to be done? Was someone dying?" "No." "Then why is it a big deal at all?" "IT'S ABOUT RESPECT FOR YOUR FATHER, YOU LITTLE CUNT." "Pfft. You're not my fucking father." Holy shit, he was 4 fucking minutes late. Why does this need to be so dramatic?[/QUOTE] I'm not kidding when I say this, but one of you needs to pop him in the mouth.

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;34097756]When I drop a chip on the floor under my desk, and I can't fucking find it, like a GOD DAMN BLACK HOLE SUDDENLY CAME AND ATE IT. And then when mom comes in to the room.... She finds it instantly like her eyes magically magnetized to it. Thankfully she knows what this is like so I don't get in trouble for "making a mess"...[/QUOTE] Years ago, I had a situation much like that. Except instead of being under a desk, it was on a bus and instead of dropping a chip, I dropped Chain of Memories.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34097889]"Pfft. You're not my fucking father."[/QUOTE] Your brother is a winner.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34097930]How I feel pain in dreams. Was feeding seals or some shit with fish for a documentary and I ran out of fish. One of the seals decided to bite my package and Jesus fuck it hurted AND WOULD NOT LET GO until someone threw another fish. I still feel pain in my left nut for some reason.[/QUOTE] What I think happened was, you had a sudden pain in your nads, and your brain decided to translate that pain into something happening in your dream. Why does it happen? No idea. One time I lost my arm in a dream and I woke up and that same arm was numb because I slept on it weird.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34097889]So close to snapping right now. My brother just got home from a friend's house at 2:04 PM and my stepfather flew into him like a bat out of hell. "Explain yourself." "What?" "I said that you were to be here by 2:00. You're late." "Yeah, by 4 minutes. I ran into traffic on my way here." "You should have planned ahead, Ryan. You're grounded for a week." "Oh, bullshit. Is there something that needs to be done? Was someone dying?" "No." "Then why is it a big deal at all?" "IT'S ABOUT RESPECT FOR YOUR FATHER, YOU LITTLE CUNT." "Pfft. You're not my fucking father." Holy shit, he was 4 fucking minutes late. Why does this need to be so dramatic?[/QUOTE] Surprised he's not dead yet. To be honest I would not last that long in your household without resulting to planned extreme violence.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34098036]He knows that I've done things in the past that would get me in trouble with the law and if I reported him, he'd report me back.[/QUOTE] Explain please.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34098036]The thing is, I can't report him to the police. He knows that I've done things in the past that would get me in trouble with the law and if I reported him, he'd report me back. I hate living in a house with him, but living with him in prison? Fuck that.[/QUOTE] did he catch you mooning?

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34097930]How I feel pain in dreams. Was feeding seals or some shit with fish for a documentary and I ran out of fish. One of the seals decided to bite my package and Jesus fuck it hurted AND WOULD NOT LET GO until someone threw another fish. I still feel pain in my left nut for some reason.[/QUOTE]Your mind makes it real.

i really want to know now. can i get a pm?

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[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34098036]I hate living in a house with him, but living with him in prison? Fuck that.[/QUOTE] I highly doubt the crime(s) you committed are worth jail time. Also, does the rest of the family know and does your father have proof of you committing this crime?

Oh god, I'm not worried about what FilmSlacker did. I need a hobby.

Fuck now curiosity killed the cat. I want to know now.

It's nothing bad or interesting. I am slightly disappointed.

When my clothes end up missing for days at a time and I find out they were in my brothers drawer the entire time. it happens so frequently..

[img]http://www.mariowiki.com/images/b/ba/Spiny_Shell.jpg[/img] This fucker. Just this fucker. I know, it's just a video game and I should stop bitching, but it annoys me to death trying to get 3 stars on 150cc Mirror Special Cup only to end on the 4th place on Rainbow Road because that son of a bitch on the 7th place decided that it'd funny to get a blue shell and fire it at me as I'm inches away from victory.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34098316]Yeah, but you know that he'd go for it anyway.[/QUOTE] Now I want to know, why am I so goddam curious about everything.

FilmSlacker's dad reminds me of another FPer's dad, that one guy who neglected "his" house pets. The FPer made a thread about it, but it seems like the mods deleted it long ago.

i've got a massive boner and my tight boxers aren't helping.

[QUOTE=GLH;34098357][img]http://www.mariowiki.com/images/b/ba/Spiny_Shell.jpg[/img] This fucker. Just this fucker. I know, it's just a video game and I should stop bitching, but it annoys me to death trying to get 3 stars on 150cc Mirror Special Cup only to end on the 4th place on Rainbow Road because that son of a bitch on the 7th place decided that it'd funny to get a blue shell and fire it at me as I'm inches away from victory.[/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/halolz-dot-com-mariokart-fuckthepolice.gif"]You'll enjoy this.[/URL] Also, Jak X: Combat Racing has a weapon that works exactly like the blue shell, and it can be powered up so that it'll not only kill the unlucky bastard in first, but [i]everyone[/i] it meets on the way there.

[QUOTE=Bytecry;34098496]i've got a massive boner and my tight boxers aren't helping.[/QUOTE] Wait youre not a girl? [editline]7th January 2012[/editline] This changes everything