Shit That Gets You Mad v2.0 - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;34166106]WTF he told me he was gay.
FUCK I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT PRONOUN TO USE.[/QUOTE]
Well, they're definitely only attracted to men. Since the transgnderism was a secret up until this point, it wouldn't make much since if she said she was straight.
Also, female pronouns, please.
Textbooks with glossy pages. No matter what angle I read at, huge sections of text are highlighted in light where I can't read the words.
[QUOTE=rinoaff33;34165928]I'm sick of the "arrow to the knee" meme. I swear it's the most overused meme ever and it's only a few months old. It's all over Youtube, even things that are completely unrelated (like "videos" of songs...). What the fuck do the bands Saxon and Angel Witch have to do with Skyrim?[/QUOTE]
it's the new "the cake is a lie"
I hate when people post "Oh fuck x is banned" and I don't even know who the hell they are.
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;34158771]The company (Jostens) doesn't pay for it, we had to shell out $400+ for it.
A yearbook costs $75 by the time they run out. Cap and gown is the only reasonable one, with a price of $35 or so before graduation.[/QUOTE]
And fuck Jostens with a fucking rusty flag pole those greedy useless fucks.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/0ZGL2.jpg[/t]
A++ quality, would buy again.
[QUOTE=ShiggerWiggy;34166480]it's the new "the cake is a lie"[/QUOTE]
And "dislike bar is JB's penis xdxdxdxd"
[QUOTE=ShiggerWiggy;34166480]it's the new "the cake is a lie"[/QUOTE]
At least that could be used as a clever way to say "your promised goal is actually unobtainable".
Arrow in the knee jokes simply do nothing other than reference to Skyrim.
How I always forget to do the smallest of things and makes my family trip off.
It's not like I meant it - I just forget and thats how it happened, but that's never a valid reason.
Makes me hate myself for hurting my family all the time like this.
How half of facepunch hates me. There have been countless threads about people wanting FP to vote for their store/food place and here I come asking FP to vote for my parents resteraunt and I get comments on the vote site saying "this place sucks so bad, insect parts in the food 0/10" and "i was told to vote, i hope you get disqualified"
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34166828]So I go in after school to work for 3 more fucking hours for history class.
"Give it to me straight, am I getting about a 40 in this class?"
The teacher laughs at me.
"No, a 35. Don't flatter yourself."
[B]Bitch.[/B][/QUOTE]
As much as the teacher is a bitch, I don't see how anyone can get a class average of below a 50, unless they took an extremely hard and/or strict class or if they missed a lot of work.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34166983]Because I'm retarded in academics.[/QUOTE]
What classes are you behind in? If it's history then can help you, I fucking love history.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34166983]Because I'm retarded in academics.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I guess I can understand that. I experienced this in PAP English a couple years ago, too. Kinda pissed me off how everyone else found the class easy while I was still stuck in a ditch and didn't get any of the material taught at all, though the lowest average grade I got for the class was about a 60, I believe.
Anyways, I hope you'll be able to pass that class and graduate. Best not to be stuck with a bunch of kids in comparison to your own age.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;34166919]How half of facepunch hates me. There have been countless threads about people wanting FP to vote for their store/food place and here I come asking FP to vote for my parents resteraunt and I get comments on the vote site saying "this place sucks so bad, insect parts in the food 0/10" and "i was told to vote, i hope you get disqualified"
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.[/QUOTE]
It's unfair, though. Your family doesn't deserve those votes by people who probably don't even live in your state or country. It's cheating.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;34166514]And "dislike bar is JB's penis xdxdxdxd"[/QUOTE]
Oh hey, look, I just ran into that one again on [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=Ye6YHQ8AZzU[/url] (intentionally not doing media tag to avoid spamming the thread).
[QUOTE]yeah!
And the dislike Bar is Justin Biebers* Penis :) hahaha[/QUOTE]
Apparently I'm a loser for liking Star Wars. When I asked for the reasoning behind that, he just said "You're in high school." So I guess I'm just supposed to hate Star Wars for the rest of my life?
Also, apparently buying a talking toy ([url=http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e71c/?srp=12]this[/url]) makes me a loser, too. Seriously, what the fuck? Am I not allowed to like anything anymore?
[QUOTE=fish puncher;34167094]Apparently I'm a loser for liking Star Wars. When I asked for the reasoning behind that, he just said "You're in high school." So I guess I'm just supposed to hate Star Wars for the rest of my life?
Also, apparently buying a talking toy ([url=http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e71c/?srp=12]this[/url]) makes me a loser, too. Seriously, what the fuck? Am I not allowed to like anything anymore?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=rinoaff33;34147016]NO, anything fun that doesn't involve drugs, alcohol, sex, or sticking it to the man is nerdy. And there are still exceptions; some of those things are nerdy too.
Even metal. ESPECIALLY metal (except Linkin Park, Sum-41, A7X, Slipknot and Disturbed).
[sp]/sarcasm and blatant disregard for genres[/sp]
Apparently anything that involves intelligence or that is not 100% conformist is nerdy to the general public.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=fish puncher;34167094]Apparently I'm a loser for liking Star Wars. When I asked for the reasoning behind that, he just said "You're in high school." So I guess I'm just supposed to hate Star Wars for the rest of my life?
Also, apparently buying a talking toy ([url=http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e71c/?srp=12]this[/url]) makes me a loser, too. Seriously, what the fuck? Am I not allowed to like anything anymore?[/QUOTE]
Both Star Wars and that toy are rad as fuck, don't let anyone get you down, like what you want to like.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;34166919]How half of facepunch hates me. There have been countless threads about people wanting FP to vote for their store/food place and here I come asking FP to vote for my parents resteraunt and I get comments on the vote site saying "this place sucks so bad, insect parts in the food 0/10" and "i was told to vote, i hope you get disqualified"
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.[/QUOTE]
if it makes your rugburned cunt feel any better i hate any retard that does what you're doing, unless there's something to actually critique, like a video or art or something, otherwise you can get disqualified for all the fuck i give.
all that is assuming it's not just some small local thing, if it is you can get lost all ways.
[QUOTE=Dysplasia;34167133]if it makes your rugburned cunt feel any better i hate any retard that does what you're doing, unless there's something to actually critique, like a video or art or something, otherwise you can get disqualified for all the fuck i give.
all that is assuming it's not just some small local thing, if it is you can get lost all ways.[/QUOTE]
Wow, biggest e-peen of the year 2012
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34167174]Showed my stepfather this thread
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1154690[/url]
He agreed with it. It's either he's stubborn as fuck or he's literally the dumbest person I've ever met.[/QUOTE]
Does your stepdad watch Fox News by any chance?
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34167174]Showed my stepfather this thread
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1154690[/url]
He agreed with it. It's either he's stubborn as fuck or he's literally the dumbest person I've ever met.[/QUOTE]
They're obviously doing this because of droughts there
So I was just sitting down, using my computer and whatnot when I noticed something coming down at my face. I looked up and saw a small spider. I fucking [b]JUMPED.p.b[
I seriously hate my Arachnophobia.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34167250]No, just CNN and the History channel.
He's "preparing" for December 21st, apparently.
"Why would it be on TV on the HISTORY channel if it wasn't true?"[/QUOTE]
Is he gonna do anything on that day?
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34167250]No, just CNN and the History channel.
He's "preparing" for December 21st, apparently.
"Why would it be on TV on the HISTORY channel if it wasn't true?"[/QUOTE]
Wait, the History channel still shows history?
[QUOTE=rinoaff33;34167116][QUOTE=rinoaff33;34147016]NO, anything fun that doesn't involve drugs, alcohol, sex, or sticking it to the man is nerdy. And there are still exceptions; some of those things are nerdy too.
Even metal. ESPECIALLY metal (except Linkin Park, Sum-41, A7X, Slipknot and Disturbed).
[sp]/sarcasm and blatant disregard for genres[/sp]
Apparently anything that involves intelligence or that is not 100% conformist is nerdy to the general public.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=fish puncher;34167094]Apparently I'm a loser for liking Star Wars. When I asked for the reasoning behind that, he just said "You're in high school." So I guess I'm just supposed to hate Star Wars for the rest of my life?
Also, apparently buying a talking toy ([url=http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e71c/?srp=12]this[/url]) makes me a loser, too. Seriously, what the fuck? Am I not allowed to like anything anymore?[/QUOTE]
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When people complaing about other people calling them geeky/nerdy.
Why should you care? Do what you want to do, ignore them. You're better off not smoking, and drinking lots and lots of alcohol.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34167383]lolno
He watches Pawn Stars, Ancient Aliens and The Nostradamus Effect.
It's fucking torture.[/QUOTE]
I don't mind Pawn Stars. You can sometimes learn a thing or two on there. Ancient Aliens is just fucking stupid though. I hate that George A. Tsoukalos or whatever. And don't get me started on how full of shit that Nostradamus junk is.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34166828]So I go in after school to work for 3 more fucking hours for history class.
"Give it to me straight, am I getting about a 40 in this class?"
The teacher laughs at me.
"No, a 35. Don't flatter yourself."
[B]Bitch.[/B][/QUOTE]
My teacher is both good and bad, she talks about people and says she hates them, but infront of them she says she likes them.
She likes me, I have a feeling she also dislikes me.
The only thing that will happen if you complain about getting called a nerd is YOU'LL GET CALLED A FUCKING NERD. SO STOP IT.
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;34167287]So I was just sitting down, using my computer and whatnot when I noticed something coming down at my face. I looked up and saw a small spider. I fucking [b]JUMPED.p.b[
I seriously hate my Arachnophobia.[/QUOTE]
When you're in bed, then see a big spider on the ceiling.
Nope, fuck off, DIE.
Even worse when you try to kill it and it VANISHES ABOVE YOUR BED when you try to kill it.
Tried that a couple of times.
[editline]12th January 2012[/editline]
Mom enters my room. 20 minutes past noon.
*here comes the rage*
Nope, nothing, just tells me to look after the cat when I go to bed.
What.
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