Shit That Gets You Mad v2.0 - The Endless Cycle of Hatred - General

got busted by the cops and almost pissed myself tonight :v:

wait what the fuck

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34250706]wait what the fuck[/QUOTE] was that directed at me, because if so, I almost pissed myself because I thought they were going to search my person :v:

[QUOTE=strayebyrd;34250786]was that directed at me, because if so, I almost pissed myself because I thought they were going to search my person :v:[/QUOTE] No, it was uh it was directed at me I have mixed feelings about this title

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34250842]No, it was uh it was directed at me I have mixed feelings about this title[/QUOTE] ahah, I didn't want to say anything, I thought you bought it yourself

Am I the only one who noticed that as you become older, your parent start being less and less nicer to you and treat you more and more like shit?

[QUOTE=tier56;34250859]Am I the only one who noticed that as you become older, your parent start being less and less nicer to you and treat you more and more like shit?[/QUOTE] In my experience in went from treating you like shit to not giving a shit. Parents probably just want you out of the house. Happens to everybody.

Oh mother, trying to make me keep some of this nail polish.

[QUOTE=Crash15;34242912]TAKE KITTY TO THE DAMN VET! Take the cat to the vet, and if the in-law tries to stop you call the vet when going that it is an emergency. I don't like to hear baby kitties die ;-;[/QUOTE] If there was a vet in walking distance I would carry her ass to the vet. The assholes that told me everything would be peachy because Honey (the kitty) is still [i]breathing[/i] decided to leave town tonight and won't be back until tomorrow. I'm going to tell them [b]she needs to see a fucking vet, stop worrying about not being able to buy frivolous shit.[/b] [quote=ROFLBURGER]Put him/her/them in a mental asylum for their dumbfuckery[/quote] No arguments here. She's been sitting around staring blankly all day, she ate and drank a wee bit, no vomiting. I'm really pissed, and worried to death. Thanks for the hearts, that cheered me up a good bit. Hopefully the dipshits take her to the vet tomorrow.

I post a funny picture on Facebook, everyone ignores it. A week later a friend posts the same image but jpeg raped and with a Memebase watermark and it gets 15 likes.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34250706]wait what the fuck[/QUOTE] Er...Lovely new title?

I mean I know I should be happy that I have a title But 'Sandy Vagina' is just I dunno And I'm pretty sure it's an insult since Red Scout bought it and unless I'm mistaken Red Scout is Doctor Pea and Doctor Pea is the one who told me to 'deal with being a guy'

I realized that, due to the current progression of science, and with our current understanding of the solar system, we won't have light speed travel any time soon. Even if we did, the closest possibly inhabitable planet is 40 light years away. So there's no colonization of the stars in my lifetime. And I can't just hop on a spaceship and let the theory of relativity speed things up, because we don't have spaceships fast enough to make a substantial difference. Which means that I'm stuck here for the rest of my life. We don't seem to be closer to anything that will make you live hundreds of years longer, either. As far as we know, there's no such thing called "heaven", and there's no reincarnation, and cryogenics don't work. Which all means that I was born at the wrong time...

[QUOTE=supersnail11;34251322]I realized that, due to the current progression of science, and with our current understanding of the solar system, we won't have light speed travel any time soon. Even if we did, the closest possibly inhabitable planet is 40 light years away. So there's no colonization of the stars in my lifetime. And I can't just hop on a spaceship and let the theory of relativity speed things up, because we don't have spaceships fast enough to make a substantial difference. Which means that I'm stuck here for the rest of my life. We don't seem to be closer to anything that will make you live hundreds of years longer, either. As far as we know, there's no such thing called "heaven", and there's no reincarnation, and cryogenics don't work. Which all means that I was born at the wrong time...[/QUOTE] Too late to explore the land Too early to explore the stars Just right to explore the uh...Oceans. How exciting.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34251314]I mean I know I should be happy that I have a title But 'Sandy Vagina' is just I dunno[/QUOTE] I never thought being able to buy people titles without them agreeing to it was a good idea.

fetishes and deformities that is all [editline]Edited:[/editline] MINE

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I have a foot fetish and I fucking hate it.

[QUOTE=Neat!;34251367]fetishes and deformities that is all[/QUOTE] You'd really hate me then cause I got ALL of the fetishes I GOT [B]AAAAaaaaAaaLLLllLllLLl[/B] THE FETISHES I GOT [h2]AAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/h2]

When people who have been around FP for shorter than me yet have like 6x my posts. [sp]above me[/sp]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34251448]You'd really hate me then cause I got ALL of the fetishes I GOT [B]AAAAaaaaAaaLLLllLllLLl[/B] THE FETISHES I GOT [h2]AAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/h2][/QUOTE] Same, and I was talking about mine. I should have been clearer. I hate having fetishes and deformities. I got over it, but I still don't like it.

[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;34251444]I have a foot fetish and I fucking hate it.[/QUOTE] I used to have foot fetish, but it went away somehow. That's pretty weird.

[QUOTE=Snake7;34251584]I used to have foot fetish, but it went away somehow. That's pretty weird.[/QUOTE] When? I wanna know if i can expect mine to

[QUOTE=supersnail11;34251322]I realized that, due to the current progression of science, and with our current understanding of the solar system, we won't have light speed travel any time soon. Even if we did, the closest possibly inhabitable planet is 40 light years away. So there's no colonization of the stars in my lifetime. And I can't just hop on a spaceship and let the theory of relativity speed things up, because we don't have spaceships fast enough to make a substantial difference. Which means that I'm stuck here for the rest of my life. We don't seem to be closer to anything that will make you live hundreds of years longer, either. As far as we know, there's no such thing called "heaven", and there's no reincarnation, and cryogenics don't work. Which all means that I was born at the wrong time...[/QUOTE] I was thinking about this recently too. Its depressing.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34251314]I mean I know I should be happy that I have a title But 'Sandy Vagina' is just I dunno And I'm pretty sure it's an insult since Red Scout bought it and unless I'm mistaken Red Scout is Doctor Pea and Doctor Pea is the one who told me to 'deal with being a guy'[/QUOTE] I feel your pain bro YourFriendJoe won't leave me alone :v:

You guys are gonna be mad. My moms ring tone is Party Rock Anthem and it's awesome.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34251314]I mean I know I should be happy that I have a title But 'Sandy Vagina' is just I dunno And I'm pretty sure it's an insult since Red Scout bought it and unless I'm mistaken Red Scout is Doctor Pea and Doctor Pea is the one who told me to 'deal with being a guy'[/QUOTE] Oh really now? Oh...my mom's pushing me to take this nail polish for later.. It's too bad it'll probably be [i]months[/i] before I can use it :[

I overhear my father yelling at my aunt over the phone. "...you know waht happens when you ignore me?! You get punched in the nose!!" if they go near each other it won't end well ._. I guess my mom and dad are fighting now, I can't tell, I am not leaving this room

How high my mom's standards are. Back in elementary everything was fine. I had an B standard and always met it. Until I went to Middle School. When 6th grade hit instead of going to the same school as everyone else I went to a smaller school out parish (Louisiana for county). It's a nice school and all, but it's much harder. First of all it has a 7point grading scale instead of the easier 10point grading scale my old school had. Secondly I had to readjust to a completely different schedule with new teachers I never even met or heard of, back in elementary I was a bit of a loner and my mom pushed me to make new friends which distracted me from school a bit, and the fact that Jr. High is just plain harder than Elementary. It's been 3 years now and she still keeps the exact same B standard as before when in reality, when you put all these variables together, I am a C- standard student. I'm just sick an tired of it. I want to talk to her about it but I'm afraid that just like other time I talk to her I'll just get ridiculed and I'm left off worse than before.

Spoiled "grown-ups". My brother is a super at his apartment complex. Neighbors wanted him to come over to use a plunger on their toilet. He told them that's not his job. What did they do? The girlfriend called her dad to come and bitch to my brother.