So many looney words, too bad they didn't rhyme
Killin' these puny birds, you'd think it was a crime
Ain't gonna flaunt my lyricism, so I'm shutting the door
Don't want to show my whole vision so I'm stoppin' at four
yeah i just did a few months in county jail
my bitch was so crazy she fucked up my bail
now im postin on facepunch my crazy tale
about a boy so pale; thats life straight derailed
listen up real quick cuz i got wisdom for words
boy I type so fast ill beat you down on word
got a lot of problems but your really just a turd
im about my fractions ill cut you down to a third
talk shit about casper bruh that shits absurd
Im gone
I didn't come here to be mean
But your fucking title's 'Human Bean'
It links me to a 4-0-4.
That shit you linked ain't there no more
Now, I know I'm not the best rapper to ever hit the stage
And I've never spent a minute of my time locked in a cage
But hey, we're both White, so we've got that shit in common.
But my rhymes are filet mignon, yours are uncooked ramen.
I'm running out of things to say, wow.
Oh, Almost got 12. I'll go away, now.
But one more thing before I go:
I want some pizza.
Hey Chaotic,
My beat is psychotic,
You bought yourself a title,
For a pussy little recital.
You act like being white makes you a rappin' disgrace
Unfortunately that is true, in your bad case.
You are so revolting,
You send girlies bolting.
This may be hard for you to understand,
But if I can give you a plan,
I would take a Glock,
And shoot yourself in the cock.
She got a big booty,
so I call her Big Booty.
but she has no breast
so i call her flatchest
turns out she had a cock
so I picked up a rock
threw it at that whore
now she is no more
i got skills tho
yall rap like a dildo
i be smaug
u bilbo
Dare's an ol' man cal'd de Mississipi
Dat's de ol' man dat I'd lek to be
Whot does he care
iv de world gets trauble
Whot does he care iv de land lev's free.
Ol' man river,
Dat ol' man river
He mus'know sumpin'
But don't say nuthin',
He jes'keeps rollin'
He keeps on rollin' along.
She got a big booty,
so I call her Big Booty.
but she has no breast
so i call her flatchest
turns out she had a cock
so I picked up a rock
and severed her cock
I'm an amnesiac
Why's there a ballsac?
Oh god I'm being pursued by cops
And it turns out I'm somebody's pops
What sexual flings have I gotten into
-Cred to Ast_risk, Foxton, and me
[editline]17th June 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Variant;41060632]Dare's an ol' man cal'd de Mississipi
Dat's de ol' man dat I'd lek to be
Whot does he care
iv de world gets trauble
Whot does he care iv de land lev's free.
Ol' man river,
Dat ol' man river
He mus'know sumpin'
But don't say nuthin',
He jes'keeps rollin'
He keeps on rollin' along.[/QUOTE]
Sounds more like a folk song than a rap to me
Look guys I'm back for round two
Your gonna need a dentist when I'm finished with you
Teeth, you'll be missing a few
But then that'd be nothing new
Hill billy white boys sniffing glue
You'd have to be mad to get in queue
Because for each one of your men, I got about a hundred out back, waiting for you!
Shoutin' at some fucking birds, hittin' cars with my turds,
people think I'm nutty but I think that they're just nerds.
So sing a song of sixpence, do the fucking chicken dance,
'fore I go to your house and rip off my Goddamn pants.
You think your rhymes are crazy, I think they're fucking lazy.
Take a sip of beer and you're already bloody hazy.
You'll just say "You're a fag, you never get laid."
But that's just to distract yourself while you dress up as a maid,
and jack off to a cartoon that's for little girls,
releasing all the gas that's trapped in your fat furls.
The whitest damn guy's got some rhymes for you zealots
my lyrics are fly, ain't a crime to be jealous
I'm dripping with bitches, so sick that it's wrong
[sp]my facebook friends list's only three people long[/sp]
Like lubed up lightning, rhyming faster than you
my skills they be frightening, got tricks left for two
gonna drop polite beats, rock it like it's the 80s
[sp]I've only known the love of two ladies[/sp]
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