• Post your Haikus!
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I think God is dead. Asleep in my bed. I can't think of much.
I have a head cold Drippy noses suck so much I need a tissue
[QUOTE=Disgruntled;17852888]Penis Penis Pe Nis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Pe. ...Nis. That's all I got.[/QUOTE] You sort of sounded like a Pokémon there for some reason to me.
Here's a random name: Amerigo Vespucci Lol, five syllables
You are aware that 'el-oh-el' is 3 syllables, yes?
[QUOTE=Armyis1337;17853816]You are aware that 'el-oh-el' is 3 syllables, yes?[/QUOTE] Which is precisely why I typed, "Lol," and not, "L.O.L." Hey I'm gonna go make a donation to ewe-en-eye-see-ee-eff.
It's still pronounced 'el-oh-el'. I'm pretty sure it'd be spelled "lul" for one syllable. I don't know anyone who says 'lole'..
Burning cherry tree Ev'ry blossom is aflame Uh, here come the cops. (i pronouce "lol" as Lol from lollipop)
[QUOTE=Armyis1337;17853926]It's still pronounced 'el-oh-el'. I'm pretty sure it'd be spelled "lul" for one syllable. I don't know anyone who says 'lole'..[/QUOTE] Don't abbreviate Acronyms are where it's at Haiku argument
You failed horribly But it's k JohnnyMo1 we still love you yay
Wow that second line is horrible
I had to make sacrifices.
[QUOTE=xGrenadier;17851219]Those are not haikus. They're supposed to be written in Japanese, jerks. Just to let you know, I am not a weeaboo, I just like poems.[/QUOTE] you must understand poetry is not confined to one set of rules we see poetry as ways to express ourselves and our hearts and minds not limited by the simple understandings of some simple rules
If I had one wish I would wish for everything only the good stuff Maybe a new car or perhaps a load of cash or why not get both Hey you guys out there I must tell you all something I am very bored
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Geez, I try to act like a 4chantard and people believe me... Why do you do that? I find it quite annoying. Please don't be idiots. People are very stupid. They fight all of the damn time! I don't think they should.
[QUOTE=JSK-Fox;17858784]How are you gentlemen All your base belong to us I LIEK CHOCLATE MILK! I will make more soon.[/QUOTE] 1/3
[QUOTE=JSK-Fox;17858784] I will make more soon.[/QUOTE] I don't think that will be necessary
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;17859455]1/3[/QUOTE] It depends if you count chocolate as 2 or 3 syllables. Choc-o-lat or chock-lat, the latter is probably more of the American pronunciation.
[QUOTE=Nitrowing;17865149] Choc-o-lat or chock-lat, [b]the latter is probably more of the American pronunciation.[/b][/QUOTE] I would disagree. I used to say it like that, when I was a child.
I ate the bit lord. I got his avatar. What now bit lord? [editline]05:24PM[/editline] I ate the butt lord. He was ugly with a butt. I ate the butt lord.
Bad at this I am But haiku I will still try Did I do it right? Although syllables are a lingually universal thing, I still have problems with them in other languages than my native one :S E: Typo fixed.
You did well, good sir. Less yoda speech would be good. Otherwise, well done.
[QUOTE=Zonji;17852685]Even idiots know what haikus are you damn moronic poopie[/QUOTE] Im not a weeaboo you fagget
He asked for Haikus. I suck at making Haikus. Are you happy now? Nuts, is asked 1 or 2?
I don't like poems But I write this for I'm bored No one will read this
I play Fallout 3. I like it a whole lot more, than Fallout 2, eh? I like eating food, I like to drink lots of coke, and no, not the drug. I dream about cheese, but only sometimes, like right now. It goes good with beef.
I am an Asian My hair is constantly cool My skin is yellow
I am really white. I can now glow in the dark. I like it a lot.
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