[QUOTE=Redfiend;51074306]and that's a bad thing?[/QUOTE]
You mean you like the smell of rotten fish
[QUOTE=gary spivey;51074299]Jesus christ, no matter how many times I wash them, my fingers keep smelling like unwashed pussy[/QUOTE]
Rub shaving foam on your hands.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;51074311]Gotta love having a phone that only texts when you're going to be a fucking half hour late for work because the bus was over 25 minutes late.
Making a great first impression at this new full-time job here.[/QUOTE]Get the bus before the one you usually take, get to work a half-hour early before you're supposed to be there
[editline]19th September 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Redfiend;51074290]I know that feel dude. All my life I've hated being cut off and spoken for. One time, I got suspended from school. I can't remember what exactly I got suspended for, but when I got home my father asked me what happened. I'd start with "It was X time when I was on the playground..." but before I could go any further my father would chime in saying "... when you did Y and that's the end." when in reality there was a lot more to the story than "I do Y, fix Z, never do before."
Hell even in more recent times, I was walking down the street with my mother and her boyfriend and we were having a conversation. Except every time I opened my mouth to say something related to the current topic, the boyfriend would start talking about something completely different. 8 times I'd open my mouth, barely get a sound out, then get cut off about something else. I got sick of it.
Here's my advice to you. When someone cuts you off, and this may be difficult but hear me out, all you do is ignore them and continue talking at twice the volume. Keep increasing your volume as people try to cut you off, even if you get to the point where you are shouting. It may take a bit, but eventually people will get the hint.
In the event that they DON'T get the hint, make it obvious by suddenly yelling "Can you shut the fuck up for 5 minutes while I talk you disrespectful shit? I'm trying to talk here, you can wait your god damn turn."
It's worked wonders for me.[/QUOTE]That's not very good advice
Dentist tomorrow, i have no fear for it but just the motherfucking scraping that they always do on my teeth is just such a horrifying feeling
[QUOTE=darth-veger;51074597]Dentist tomorrow, i have no fear for it but just the motherfucking scraping that they always do on my teeth is just such a horrifying feeling[/QUOTE]
I actually like the scraping and poking, I absolutely despise the powered sander toothbrush thing though.
[QUOTE=darth-veger;51073216]I don't own Black ops 3 and after looking it up it still had "coming soon" plastered all over it but Revelations was the map i was talking about but that has already been released for some time[/QUOTE]
Ah yeah, I got it on PS4 so I can play the DLC 1 month early. I've played Revelations a few times and I can say it's really good. Had no idea how to turn on the power the first time round but you gotta like activate these corruption statues to get power flowing all over the map. After activating the corruption statues as well, you should be able to get access to the Pack-a-Punch machine which you see at spawn when you start but it teleports away and gets trapped.
Either way, I wish I could play on my PS4 more and play zombies a lot more. I just seem to be hooked to my PC and I don't have any friends to play zombies with as I only play with my (girl) friend a lot of the time but she hasn't been on a lot lately...
[QUOTE=darth-veger;51073712]Reminds me of when i was young and i would always go apeshit on people who said they were PS3 players, can't believe i shitposted so much just to convince people that the 360 was superior over the PS3[/QUOTE]
My friend refuses to play Halo with me because he's still caught up in the long-dead Half-Life 2 vs. Halo 2 thing where they came out like a week apart and despite being very different games people seemed to pull a Battlefield vs. CoD on them.
[editline]19th September 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Killer900;51074542]Get the bus before the one you usually take, get to work a half-hour early before you're supposed to be there
[editline]19th September 2016[/editline]
That's not very good advice[/QUOTE]
Whenever someone's unnecessarily upset with you and explaining what happened would make them go "oh nevermind I'm a fucking idiot" that's perfectly fine advice
[editline]19th September 2016[/editline]
I still can't hear very well out of my left ear. Gonna try some earwax removal stuff but in the event that doesn't work I really don't want to see an ENT doctor
Deciding to buy a steam game, it's been years(or at least feels like it) since I bought a game since I have almost exclusively played Gmod. I have[B][U] 3,234[/U][/B] Hours logged on that game. Anyone have any good suggestions?
Well yesterday there was a jolly horrible explosion of drama.
First there was the absolute plumbing nightmare that failed spectacularly because the plumber who worked on it, skimped a certain detail, resulting in a pipe bursting under the house creating a [i]MESS.[/i] Then there's just all the other fucking shit that went wrong on top of this throughout the day. And then at dinner I had a moment of...bitter honesty, I was so tired and overwhelmed from all the shit that went wrong throughout the day combined with frustrations with finding work, making my own work. Monetary headaches etc.
I gave a partial vent to my problems and stuff that was downright fucking annoying and now there's this atmosphere of soul crushing anxiety. Living here is a 24/7 job with none of the benefits of a 24/7 job.
[QUOTE=justinl132;51075206]Deciding to buy a steam game, it's been years(or at least feels like it) since I bought a game since I have almost exclusively played Gmod. I have[B][U] 3,234[/U][/B] Hours logged on that game. Anyone have any good suggestions?[/QUOTE]
There are tons of good games out there.. If i had to pick one i'd go for Cities: Skylines or CoD Blops 1 or 2
[QUOTE=justinl132;51075206]Deciding to buy a steam game, it's been years(or at least feels like it) since I bought a game since I have almost exclusively played Gmod. I have[B][U] 3,234[/U][/B] Hours logged on that game. Anyone have any good suggestions?[/QUOTE]
Don't feel too bad about the hours count you have in Gmod.
I have 12,407 hours and very few of those were idled for. :suicide:
As for suggestions, it helps to know what genres and such you're into and generally what you like.
[QUOTE=darth-veger;51075422]There are tons of good games out there.. If i had to pick one i'd go for Cities: Skylines or CoD Blops 1 or 2[/QUOTE]
3 is okay as well, but not the best.
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;51075887]3 is okay as well, but not the best.[/QUOTE]
I don't think its worth the money yet, 50 + another 40 if you wish for the full zombie experience so i will wait with 3 till the price drops a bit further, that said i fucking hate how Blops 1 and 2 are both still expensive, i mean Blops 1 is still fucking 40 euro excluding the paid DLC.
Spent most of the morning cleaning. Ugh. Now I have to do laundry and I'm still waiting on a response from a Craigslist ad I replied to. The person has a 120 gallon fish tank with a stand for 200 bucks. I really hope it's not gone or cracked.
Getting a fish tank will be a pain in the ass since I want one bigger than 75 gallons. I really do not want to spend more than my paycheck either. My budget is like maybe 300 bucks. I would move my tank now but it's too small to hold all my fish and I don't have the space for another stand for my 10 gallon. I don't want to buy a tank from pet smart and the lfs will likely be like 5x more expensive for a stand too. Ugh. Fish.
normally I don't read comments on shit on facebook, and I'm sad to say that this one time I decided to.
a friend of mine reacted to an article shared by someone on his friend's list about a father murdering her daughter to get back at the mother or something. The OP posted this along with the comments "I wake up to male violence every single day because there's not a day that goes by that males don't commit unspeakable violence against females".
I was curious as to what my friend reacted, so I opened the post. The comments read as follows
"Not according to them though"
"They see women and children as possessions" (1 like)
"Ugh. If ALL men were looking at your current project I have no idea how they could DARE to say not all men anymore".(2 likes) (she's implying that all men beat and murder women)
i was disgusted
Movies where a character randomly breaks out in song about their unfulfilled dreams.
What the fuck man I had a little red area on my cheekbone below my left eye and after a nap I felt this funny feeling beneath and and now it feels all squishy up below my eye and I can feel a little pressure.
I really wanna go to a music festival, but the only festivals around me are for generic C-list country artists
Here's one of many things that pisses me off.
A co-worker is pregnant, tells certain people and tells them not to say anything yet tells everyone except two.
One finds out from the pregnant fuckhead's friend, get's attacked verbally by said pregnant brat.
I'm sitting there eating my dinner at work, lost and confused just wanting to enjoy my tacos. Manages to get wrapped in the drama, week later, pregnant fuckhead's friend says that if the GM tells anyone, he'll quit.
Then he blames the GM because the one whom did find out via him at the bar, but blames the GM so that he doesn't have to take any blame and has a reason to quit working (because everyone knows he's lazy as fuck, but we needed another person so that I wasn't working 6 to 7 days out of the week again.
The cunt only worked 2 1/2 days out of the week (two full days and one half day), which is what he wanted.
Anyways, he blames our GM for something she didn't do.
Causes problems at work to were the pregnant brat is ignoring HER BOSS whom is my boss and like family to me.
Sept 1, pregnant brat's friend texts me and says "I quit phhut today can we still be friends irl."
.....Really?
No, you fucking cuntwaffle you fucking started this mess, put me in a hard place with everyone, then I find out that you told the ONE person your pregnant twat of a friend didn't WANT to know but yet you BLAMED the one person at the store who bent over backwards to help you.YOU EVEN ADMITTED TO THE ONE WHO WASN'T SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT, THAT YOU KNOW OUR GM DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, YOU KNOW YOU SAID SOMETHING, YET YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK. Kys.
Shit, I've been there for over a year, and with in a month of you starting here, YOU FUCKING GOT VACATION TIME. DID I?!!? NOPE.
You've made everyone go at each other, we're all on edge then you come storming in 2 weeks later and you have the audacity to storm into the back of a place you no longer work screaming "WHO SAID I HAVE WEED IN MY LOCKER WHO SAID IT I WANT TO FUCKING KNOW WHICH ONE OF YOU BITCHES SAID IT"
...Excuse me?
"Which one of you bitches said it."
I'm one of the "bitches" that was working that day you disrespectful, childish, lying ass fuck.
and yes, somebody tried to cut your lock off the locker that belongs to our company, on our property, that you no longer work for, or on.
Sadly, it wasn't me. Because if it was me whom tried, it would've been off and I would've personally drove down a few blocks and left it at your doorstep. :)
It's great how you text me "I quit phhut today can we still be friends irl:)" and few other people asking to be friends via "irl"..
first off: this is the real world you idiot we all worked with you and few of us actually hung out with you outside of work.
second off: no. because you treat me and everyone else like a pile of shit, because you feel like shit, because you're a pile of shit.
Threatening me that you're going to quit, while I was in a lot of pain and having a lot going on, on my only day off that whole week.. just because I don't want to come in and close for you because your knee hurts because of arthritis? Excuse meee?
I have arthritis too, however I have a spinal condition, you however do not.
I'm in pain eveeeryday. If it isn't one thing, it's another. Some days it's light as all hell pain wise, and others it's like somebody please kill me now. But what do I do? Take some pain killers and fucking move on. WHILE YOU STAND THERE DOING DISHES SAYING YOU'RE IN PAIN AND NEED TO GO HOME, THEN START CRYING SO YOU GET SET HOME WITH IN 20 MINUTES OF YOU JUST GETTING TO WORK, YET YOU WALKED TO WORK AND CAME IN ALL ''AYE DOLLFACE WHAT'S UP? WE SHOULD HANG OUT TONIGHT".
We all know you were fine, you just didn't want to work.
Same shit different day.
You'd get to work, work on dishes then say you had to go home. You'd get sent home ALWAYS ON MY DAY OF A SHORT SHIFT \o/. Then start posting images via instagram with you and your creep ass girlfriend with captions of..
"Chilling with my bae." #nerdsofinstagram
"Cats and gf." #loozzzers
"Walks with gf" #thuglife
All shitty captions about a shitty life nobody, not even you cares for.
When we met you said you hated liers, fakers and dishonest people.
So, you hate yourself?

Bullshit, it's all such bullshit.
A coworker who had an emergency vasectomy a few months ago decided to quit within a week within the hospital. Apparently her boyfriend decided to convince her to "be a stay-at-home mom and take care of the kids." Anytime [I]any[/I] coworker tries to call her you get the blocked number message. She removed everyone on facebook too. Thanks for using everyone I guess.
Bought a $40 cable which was advertised as the one I need, it has an extra fucking pin in it that prevents me from actually plugging it in.
Had to buy another one, and now I have to refund it and wait for the other one to arrive.
[QUOTE=gk99;51077087]extra fucking pin in it that prevents me from actually plugging it in.
[/QUOTE]
Uh, what?
What kind of cable is that?
Oh, forgot to mention I have zero hours at work for some reason this week. I needed money you cunts. I help you set up this fucking store, hell I waited over a month for your slow asses to even get ready to open the fucking place, and now you won't even put me on a register or whatever even though I probably have more experience than everyone else except the managers. Oh and it's only until after Halloween is over. So my checks are already going to be pathetic.
Well. I'm quitting asap.
Also Craigslist fish tank people never got back to me.
I have 6 senior design projects this final fall semester
I don't fucking understand how some people take "Let's get this done so we don't have to stress about it at the last minute" as "You guys relax, I'll do all the work"
Like it literally amazes me that some of these lazy bastards will end up designing roads and bridges one day
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;51077098]Uh, what?
What kind of cable is that?[/QUOTE]
I went back and looked at it again to respond
[img]http://i.imgur.com/nrxRsEk.png[/img]
Apparently I'm a fucking idiot because it's right at the end of the fucking massively long title
fucks sake
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I didn't read all the way to the end because once I saw "For Dell Inspiron 20 3043" I thought I could actually, y'know, fucking use it with that PC.
[QUOTE=BitterDeceit;51076929]Rant about useless pregnant Asshat.[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of when I used to work in retail, everyone except one asshole pulled their weight in the store, except this 19 year old fucking cockholster who was spoiled by his parents and had a 2 year old kid. He rarely worked, he slacked off constantly, constantly hit on the female co workers despite him proposing to his baby momma. He got fired from his two previous jobs for those same reasons.
Anyways, I remember one closing shift, the customers had left the store like the aftermath of a Allied Bombing campaign and we were all busy cleaning up our departments when we heard over the PA "[REDACTED] GET YOUR ASS TO RECEIVING NOW!" Now[I] Mr. Plastic slotted spoon with no handle[/I] works in Appliances and his job is to make sure the orders for appliances are in recieving ready to be shipped out. Turns out he had been dicking around, hiding in the back, there were close to 20 Appliances that needed to be in receiving, and lo and behold only 3 were there but those were brought in by another Co-worker of his. He had his ear chewed out because turns out he took a 2-3 hour long lunch when the rule is 1 hour only, on top of that he had done nothing that night.
So, what does out ASM do? Makes him sit there with him and make him watch as the entire store did what he was supposed to do. For 2 whole hours we scoured the store grabbing these appliances, keeping in mind that this shit is heavy and when you are on this:
[QUOTE][IMG]http://raymondhandling.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/order-picker.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
trying to move a 400 pound range two stories up, its tough as shit. End of the night and everyone is exhausted, the store is still a mess and everyone hates him(still do). He still dicks around and when someone needs something pulled down, he makes someone else do it for him despite being certified certified to use it.
So when I put in my two weeks and everyone was saying goodbye to me, he asked the same shit as that pregnant fucker you had as a co-worker did. I just told him no, and coldly said "I never want to see you again." This kid had a M3 BMW for godsake, everyone hated him, and from what I heard from former co-workers, I heard he got fired for slacking off on the job.
This kid at work has gotten progressively worse since he was hired.
Good news? He stopped greeting me with 'senpai.'
Bad news? He started greeting me with 'faggot' and a slap on the back.
He is fucking useless. He hides in the back with his phone, goes to the bathroom every 5 minutes, and generally just can't do [I]anything [/I] right.
Constantly fucking around, dancing, doing WaCkY(usually racist) voices pissing everyone off.
Constantly chatting up the server girls and peeking out the kitchen window to stare at them. Horny lil shit.
One day he just went around the kitchen asking everyone "hey do you watch anime?" during a huge rush.
I'm starting to get sick of my almost 19 year old brother, he has made no effort to get a job, he lives in the same room as me, he keeps me up causing me to get bad grades, and yells at me for the same shit he does, like stay up late when he doesn't feel good, he does that to me always, and acts like he never does anything like that when I do it, this is starting to be a big fucking issue, all he does is sit around all day and ERP in space station 13 on the vore server.
[QUOTE=Glamour;51077837]ERP in space station 13 on the vore server.[/QUOTE]
:why: